Nathan and 99 others
@scientistnathan.bsky.social
Former record holder for Youngest Person In The World 🏆
📍 Los Angeles | 🔬 Geneticist | 🐶 Dog Dad | 📚 Sci-fi Enjoyer | 🎮 Pokémon/Nintendo Gamer | 🏳️🌈 Gay | 👤 (he/him)
📍 Los Angeles | 🔬 Geneticist | 🐶 Dog Dad | 📚 Sci-fi Enjoyer | 🎮 Pokémon/Nintendo Gamer | 🏳️🌈 Gay | 👤 (he/him)
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I planned the whole thing and Leilani shafted us
February 8, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I planned the whole thing and Leilani shafted us
had a cute little date with @gernst196.bsky.social
February 8, 2026 at 2:51 AM
had a cute little date with @gernst196.bsky.social
never talk to me or my son ever again
February 7, 2026 at 11:30 PM
never talk to me or my son ever again
when you're out cruising and you see a guy with a hanky in his back pocket:
February 7, 2026 at 6:21 AM
when you're out cruising and you see a guy with a hanky in his back pocket:
tired: bitch please
inspired:
inspired:
February 7, 2026 at 1:45 AM
tired: bitch please
inspired:
inspired:
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we did it joe 😭
Update: the latest shirtless pic overtook the clothed pic?? You did it, congrats!
February 6, 2026 at 1:22 AM
we did it joe 😭
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anyway please spoon me I'll take either position
why do we say big spoon and little spoon? to put real spoons in this position they have to be the same size
February 6, 2026 at 12:58 AM
anyway please spoon me I'll take either position
why do we say big spoon and little spoon? to put real spoons in this position they have to be the same size
February 6, 2026 at 12:19 AM
why do we say big spoon and little spoon? to put real spoons in this position they have to be the same size
I have been informed that this is a pineapple
February 5, 2026 at 5:47 AM
I have been informed that this is a pineapple
me: *tries to sleep*
me: wait why did Jujyfruits include a fish shape??
me: wait why did Jujyfruits include a fish shape??
February 5, 2026 at 5:13 AM
me: *tries to sleep*
me: wait why did Jujyfruits include a fish shape??
me: wait why did Jujyfruits include a fish shape??
but what if I get a XXXL onesie and we zip ourselves up together
February 4, 2026 at 5:00 AM
but what if I get a XXXL onesie and we zip ourselves up together
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I called up the captain, he said "I haven't 69'd here since 1969"
February 4, 2026 at 12:45 AM
I called up the captain, he said "I haven't 69'd here since 1969"
slutting it up at the hotel california
such a lovely placeˢᵘᶜʰ ᵃ ˡᵒᵛᵉˡʸ ᵖˡᵃᶜᵉ
such a lovely placeˢᵘᶜʰ ᵃ ˡᵒᵛᵉˡʸ ᵖˡᵃᶜᵉ
February 4, 2026 at 12:02 AM
slutting it up at the hotel california
such a lovely placeˢᵘᶜʰ ᵃ ˡᵒᵛᵉˡʸ ᵖˡᵃᶜᵉ
such a lovely placeˢᵘᶜʰ ᵃ ˡᵒᵛᵉˡʸ ᵖˡᵃᶜᵉ
a chapstick that doesn't twist itself up or down while in your pocket
February 3, 2026 at 6:55 PM
a chapstick that doesn't twist itself up or down while in your pocket
best weapon to beat Waitingroom Man
February 2, 2026 at 1:32 AM
best weapon to beat Waitingroom Man
What's your favorite fishing rod from the Legend of Zelda games?
February 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
What's your favorite fishing rod from the Legend of Zelda games?
when the last guy finishes at the bukkake I always say "well, we've cum full circle" but no one ever laughs
February 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
when the last guy finishes at the bukkake I always say "well, we've cum full circle" but no one ever laughs
pleeeease don't make me scroll to find my birth year, just let me type it in I'm begging you. I've been through so much
January 31, 2026 at 1:00 AM
pleeeease don't make me scroll to find my birth year, just let me type it in I'm begging you. I've been through so much
thank you for all of the supportive comments 🥲 I can't reply to everyone but I read every comment, you are the best bloomfs 🫶 ily
one of my best friend's mom passed away this week and I'm trying to be there for him but I'm also struggling because it's bringing back a lot of sad memories for me.
I hate that my stupid brain wants to make this all about me, I swear I'm not doing its on purpose.
I hate that my stupid brain wants to make this all about me, I swear I'm not doing its on purpose.
January 30, 2026 at 5:53 PM
thank you for all of the supportive comments 🥲 I can't reply to everyone but I read every comment, you are the best bloomfs 🫶 ily
one of my best friend's mom passed away this week and I'm trying to be there for him but I'm also struggling because it's bringing back a lot of sad memories for me.
I hate that my stupid brain wants to make this all about me, I swear I'm not doing its on purpose.
I hate that my stupid brain wants to make this all about me, I swear I'm not doing its on purpose.
January 30, 2026 at 4:11 PM
one of my best friend's mom passed away this week and I'm trying to be there for him but I'm also struggling because it's bringing back a lot of sad memories for me.
I hate that my stupid brain wants to make this all about me, I swear I'm not doing its on purpose.
I hate that my stupid brain wants to make this all about me, I swear I'm not doing its on purpose.
thats a surprisingly sweet bumper sticker for a cyber truck!
January 30, 2026 at 1:25 AM
thats a surprisingly sweet bumper sticker for a cyber truck!