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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · Aug 15

eepy today

Me on the couch just being a sleepy little guy

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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 3h

Then help yourself to a handful of my worst drafts:

"Mentally unstable" implies the existence of people who are mentally stable

Me: Well two can play at this game 😎
Them: But you're playing Solitaire
Me: 😎

Good news, I found a husband! 😊 I don't know who he's married to but he was great in the sack. Kinda wish I got his name

I'm going commando under my breifs

Look it's not blasphe-you, it's blasphe-me

Catching feeling for this guy I've beem talking too. Unfortunately the feeling is nausea

I'm giving you an ultimatum: either we compromise, or it's over.

Be the no loads refused pimped out cumdumpster you want to see in the world

Me watching people post about their happy little relationships is kind of like having a peanut allergy watching someone eat a PB&J. Sure it looks enjoyable, but the last time I tried it almost killed me so

There's no buttfucking at The Pentagon. The building just has five sides

I would like one (1) suck on my dick please

Date idea: I strip you down, gag you, tie you to the bed, pop into the kitchen because I'm a little peckish, decide to boil some water for pasta, now it's 6 hours later and I just realized I forgot you're still tied up in the bedroom,

Actually it's only champagne for your real friends and real pain for your sham friends if it comes from the Champagne For Your Real Friends And Real Pain For Your Sham Friends region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling wine for your real friends and real wine for your sparkling friends

LMHO (Laughing My Humble Opinion)

Do I like to be called daddy? Lmao you can call me whatever you want, I won't hear it because your mouth is full

I'm such a simp for being treated well and getting paid my worth

You know you're down bad for someone when you jerk off to their regular fully-clothed selfies

You can't be too hard on gay men for calling every week of their life an "era", because physicists unironically say Planck Era and it lasted 10⁻⁴³ seconds

It's cool, my hand and I are in an open relationship

Don't have a butt plug? No problem, just be constipated. Nature's butt plug, if you will

I'm a Vegetarian. I'm only sexually attracted to Vegeta

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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 4h

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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 4h

Don't worry! I'm on my way with a new bottle!!

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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 4h

It's very arousing to be penetrating something that is objectively non-sexual, even if the texture isn't ideal

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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 4h

a cartoon character from the simpsons is standing in front of lockers

Alt: Ralph Wiggum waving

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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 4h

Oh haha it was about 10 years ago when I went but I don't remember precisely. Anyway cute pic!

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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 4h

I loved that tour! Did you try the Sriracha ice cream??

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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 4h

I'm sorry John. Please run a train on Jesse and me in my dream

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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 5h

Oh what? Weird, when I tapped the link from Google it gave me the full article but not from the link in my post haha sorry

And you're welcome in my dreams any time

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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 5h

I gotta know, what was the murder weapon?

Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 5h

If I may:

The Real-Life Diet of the Surprisingly Swole 'Blue’s Clues' Host Joshua Dela Cruz

When he’s not chatting with a three-dimensional Blue and fending off Twitter thirst, Dela Cruz is eating vegan and doing Brazilian jiu-jitsu.

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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 5h

A screenshot of a weather app showing that Hell is 3 degrees below zero, effectively frozen over

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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 5h

I Write Sins Not Violations of the Prime Directive

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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 5h

I didn't know "knelt" came about by anology. Who would've thunk it!

Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 5h

I'll drink to that 🥃

Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 5h

Thank you! I'm always saying this and nobody gets it

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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 6h

I could never 💀 I have so much respect for you

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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 6h

Okay Mewtwo!!

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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 6h

I knew I could count on you

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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 6h

A whole day?? No way, you would go mad and die. And not even in that order

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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 6h

lmao king behavior though

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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 6h

That's perfect 😍 tell Atticus I love him!

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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 6h

Oh well if that counts

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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 6h

Dock dock, who's there 😁