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Nathan and 99 spooky display names
@scientistnathan.bsky.social
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High-functioning neurotypical 📍 Los Angeles | 🔬 Geneticist | 🐶 Dog Dad | 📚 Sci-fi Enjoyer | 🎮 Pokémon/Nintendo 🔞 Check out my dick: @99alt.bsky.social
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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · Aug 15
eepy today
Me on the couch just being a sleepy little guy
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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 4h
If people in your country use your thumb and first two fingers instead that's fine you don't have to comment, just drop a dick pick or something and move on
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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 4h
Hold up 3 fingers... Why do you hold down your pinky with your thumb? Where do you think it's gonna go?? Free the pinky!!!
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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 7h
Maybe 😅
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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 7h
True haha
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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 7h
I'm going to rate them at the end of the month
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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 8h
Me @ my bottle of pills: YOU HAD ONE JOB
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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 8h
Oh I'm sorry bro, I didn't mean to imply you were a gay! Okay I'll just impregnate you like straight dudes do 🙂‍↕️
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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 9h
WOAH don't mean... you can't mean...

holding hands?!?!?
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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 9h
Lmaoooo 😂
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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 9h
The secret to becoming good at sex is communication. Unlike straight sex, gay sex doesn't come with the assumption of default roles—communication is a requirement to engage. Straight men could learn a lot here!
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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 10h
One drink and the pants are already off? Good to know I'll save some money on our date!
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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 10h
The singular most common question running through my head at work, "Are you fucking stupid?"
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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 11h
I think you have ESPN or something!
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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 12h
There's no way lmao 😂 they were savage for making this
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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 12h
Oh nevermind Iooked it up and you were right, it's spelled ginko
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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 12h
More like twinko amirite
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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 12h
Now you've got me wondering, does cum smell different from precum?
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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 12h
I believe I am equal to the task 🫡
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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 12h
Omg what if we kissed 😳 under one of those trees that smells like cum 🙈
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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 12h
Oh right! Just two more weeks!
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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 12h
I haven't even seen the Black Tuesday sales yet
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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 12h
It's not that it's a bad booty, it's just SUCH a nice hog ✨️
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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 13h
I relate to Skull Kid a lot, I'm also lonely but find company in fairies
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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 13h
Yes I do, thanks! I'll take as many as you have!
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Nathan and 99 spooky display names @scientistnathan.bsky.social · 14h
Yep it's me, the most unserious man on The Internet™ 😁
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