darthazius
@darthazius.bsky.social
Here because I broke up with my X.
Resident of the Milky Way ghetto, occasional pianist, timid venturer, rebellious millennial, a little bit whelpexis 🌈 (He/him) Online profile not representative of actual life.
Socials: https://taplink.cc/darthazius
Resident of the Milky Way ghetto, occasional pianist, timid venturer, rebellious millennial, a little bit whelpexis 🌈 (He/him) Online profile not representative of actual life.
Socials: https://taplink.cc/darthazius
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darthazius
@darthazius.bsky.social
· Sep 18
Get to know your bloomfies. List 10 things you’re into:
• Sci-Fi / Fantasy ✨
• Piano 🎹
• Procrastinating ⌚
• Music 🎶
• Reading 📚
• Video games 🎮
• Brazilian jiu jitsu 🥋
• Tech📱
• Leaving parties early 🛌
• Walkable cities 🏙️
• Sci-Fi / Fantasy ✨
• Piano 🎹
• Procrastinating ⌚
• Music 🎶
• Reading 📚
• Video games 🎮
• Brazilian jiu jitsu 🥋
• Tech📱
• Leaving parties early 🛌
• Walkable cities 🏙️
At the airport again, but on Valentine's Day. It's now or never, universe.
At the airport and I've already spotted someone that I hope is on the same flight as I, and he sits next to me, we initiate conversation, fall madly in love, and we live happily ever after
February 14, 2026 at 3:14 AM
At the airport again, but on Valentine's Day. It's now or never, universe.
opened my passport wallet to check some documents and a whiff of airplane smell came out? Did we know airplane smell was this persistent?? It's been months???
February 13, 2026 at 3:36 PM
opened my passport wallet to check some documents and a whiff of airplane smell came out? Did we know airplane smell was this persistent?? It's been months???
Gotta love Star Trek. What an episode of Starfleet Academy that was
February 13, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Gotta love Star Trek. What an episode of Starfleet Academy that was
what Geordi La Forge eats:
February 13, 2026 at 11:19 AM
what Geordi La Forge eats:
ME: last day before going on leave, time to lock in & get stuff done!
MY BRAIN: if THAT person indulged in drugs instead of eating other people, would his name be Hannabis the Cannabis?
ME:
MY BRAIN:
ME: ...imma skeet that
MY BRAIN: if THAT person indulged in drugs instead of eating other people, would his name be Hannabis the Cannabis?
ME:
MY BRAIN:
ME: ...imma skeet that
February 13, 2026 at 6:56 AM
ME: last day before going on leave, time to lock in & get stuff done!
MY BRAIN: if THAT person indulged in drugs instead of eating other people, would his name be Hannabis the Cannabis?
ME:
MY BRAIN:
ME: ...imma skeet that
MY BRAIN: if THAT person indulged in drugs instead of eating other people, would his name be Hannabis the Cannabis?
ME:
MY BRAIN:
ME: ...imma skeet that
Work laptop is struggling with File Explorer and right-clicks lmao AMA
February 13, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Work laptop is struggling with File Explorer and right-clicks lmao AMA
Me & my awkward pose wish you a good morning from the gym
February 13, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Me & my awkward pose wish you a good morning from the gym
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE
February 12, 2026 at 4:57 PM
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE
who called it ghosthunting and not peekaboo
February 12, 2026 at 4:58 AM
who called it ghosthunting and not peekaboo
Hopping over to Bangkok soon and the only things on my agenda are rest, plundering bookstores for queer lit, and wrasslin'
February 12, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Hopping over to Bangkok soon and the only things on my agenda are rest, plundering bookstores for queer lit, and wrasslin'
Reposted by darthazius
If Sabrina Carpenter was a mouse:
🎶 Cheese, cheese, cheese 🎶
🎶 Cheese, cheese, cheese 🎶
If Chappel Roan was a chicken:
🎶 Good cluck, babe 🎶
🎶 Good cluck, babe 🎶
February 11, 2026 at 5:42 PM
If Sabrina Carpenter was a mouse:
🎶 Cheese, cheese, cheese 🎶
🎶 Cheese, cheese, cheese 🎶
Reposted by darthazius
Another day, another dollop of Greek yogurt with blueberries
February 11, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Another day, another dollop of Greek yogurt with blueberries
To the new folks who followed me because of the unbuttoned shirt pic: you should be aware that this is my usual content
just learned how to use the Morph slide transition thingy and I'm gonna become even more powerful & insufferable at work
February 10, 2026 at 10:49 AM
To the new folks who followed me because of the unbuttoned shirt pic: you should be aware that this is my usual content
just learned how to use the Morph slide transition thingy and I'm gonna become even more powerful & insufferable at work
February 10, 2026 at 7:44 AM
just learned how to use the Morph slide transition thingy and I'm gonna become even more powerful & insufferable at work
It's been a "only found time for my first sip of coffee at 2.50 pm" kinda day, send help
February 10, 2026 at 6:49 AM
It's been a "only found time for my first sip of coffee at 2.50 pm" kinda day, send help
The updated metrics are in, and the shirtless gang loses ground again. I'M SORRY
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
The updated metrics are in, and the shirtless gang loses ground again. I'M SORRY
It's the Monday of a VERY hectic week ahead so I'm begging for serotonin, thanks
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
It's the Monday of a VERY hectic week ahead so I'm begging for serotonin, thanks
'Send Help' was really hard for me to watch because I was really hard watching Dylan O'Brien in a tanktop for most of the movie
February 8, 2026 at 12:08 PM
'Send Help' was really hard for me to watch because I was really hard watching Dylan O'Brien in a tanktop for most of the movie
Finally started watching Starfleet Academy (loved the pilot) and I would've started weeks ago if I'd known Tatiana Maslany was in it??
February 7, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Finally started watching Starfleet Academy (loved the pilot) and I would've started weeks ago if I'd known Tatiana Maslany was in it??
Update: the latest shirtless pic overtook the clothed pic?? You did it, congrats!
February 6, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Update: the latest shirtless pic overtook the clothed pic?? You did it, congrats!
Awake before the sun again, to put on my silly little coat and take a silly little cab to an enormous government healthcare institute to deliver a silly little lecture I could have said no to, with my silly little laptop whose charger I forgot and now hope that it's silly 2-hour battery will suffice
February 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Awake before the sun again, to put on my silly little coat and take a silly little cab to an enormous government healthcare institute to deliver a silly little lecture I could have said no to, with my silly little laptop whose charger I forgot and now hope that it's silly 2-hour battery will suffice