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Sam 🎉
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silvery birdman, curious about everything, inconsistent content, he/they, Gadigal
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I wrote about my recent trip to the hospital... Please read, or do not. Whichever!

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no no no no no no no no no no, yeah

I'm Outta Love - Anastasia
What’s the best song lyric in history?
February 18, 2026 at 4:31 AM
jesus today is hard

work keeps putting obstacles in my way, so frustrating

also: outlook get tae fuck
February 17, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I'm convinced billionaires are pathologically afraid of death and inflict hoarding and existential threats of becoming obsolete onto all of us because of it
Meta has secured a patent for an AI system designed to simulate a user’s social media activity, including the ability to continue posting after the user’s death.

(www.businessinsider.com/meta-granted...)
February 17, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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First chick of the kākāpō breeding season has successfully hatched!!!! Look at this grumpy little puff of feathers!! www.doc.govt.nz/news/media-r...
First kākāpō chick in four years hatches on Valentine's Day
The first kākāpō chick of the breeding season has hatched on Pukenui Anchor Island.
www.doc.govt.nz
February 17, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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It’s so hard to have a reasonable conversation about AI, because people refuse to see the massive upsides of job elimination, higher electrical bills, hard drive shortages, poisoning black people in Memphis, and an economy where a handful of pedos with bad hair control your life
February 17, 2026 at 5:48 PM
well, after several nights of good sleep, I'm back to the hell of bad sleep. purely coz of the 20°C+/80%+ humidity nights
February 17, 2026 at 5:24 PM
revisiting Charlotte Gainsbourg's first two albums after the MRI (coz she made the song IRM using sounds from the machine)
February 17, 2026 at 10:17 AM
why haven't they made a machine that's cool with a lil metal – it's so stressful disrobing worried you accidentally swallowed your keys during the day
getting, hopefully, my last MRI in a moment for a while. they're checking to see they got all of my tumour friend out
February 17, 2026 at 6:46 AM
getting, hopefully, my last MRI in a moment for a while. they're checking to see they got all of my tumour friend out
February 17, 2026 at 6:42 AM
YOU'RE ALL I NEED
YOU'RE ALL I NEED
YOU'RE ALL I NEED
YOU'RE ALL I NEED
YOU'RE ALL I NEED
and maybe some faith would do me good
February 17, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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here's how i can still date hudson williams
February 16, 2026 at 2:34 AM
gn, all
February 16, 2026 at 11:06 AM
here's how i can still date hudson williams
February 16, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
leave me and this entire packet of snickers pods alone
Have just finished my 12.5 hour work day, mostly on my feet, all interacting with the queer community. Was quite lovely and even had a hot stranger hit on me, kiss me, and get my number hahaha
February 15, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Chat, is it a red flag if a person with blue eyes tells another person with blue eyes that they have "beautiful blue eyes"?
Have just finished my 12.5 hour work day, mostly on my feet, all interacting with the queer community. Was quite lovely and even had a hot stranger hit on me, kiss me, and get my number hahaha
February 15, 2026 at 10:47 AM
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wet tits
February 14, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Have just finished my 12.5 hour work day, mostly on my feet, all interacting with the queer community. Was quite lovely and even had a hot stranger hit on me, kiss me, and get my number hahaha
February 15, 2026 at 10:41 AM
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👀💕
February 14, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Nerf Herder.
February 14, 2026 at 6:00 PM
wet tits
February 14, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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Roses are red,
These times are quite trying
February 14, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Went to bed super early (with a melatonin) and my body did a whole 7 hours of deep sleep. Holy heck. Although, now it's 4am and I'm well rested.
February 14, 2026 at 5:08 PM
I broke up with my long term partner on Valentine's Day, but also started the first fling after that ended on it too.

Today, I'm seeing friends and thinking of all the lovely people I've met in the last twelve months who have made me feel special.
February 13, 2026 at 10:11 PM