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Sam 🎉
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silvery birdman, curious about everything, inconsistent content, he/they, Gadigal
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I wrote about my recent trip to the hospital... Please read, or do not. Whichever!

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revisiting Charlotte Gainsbourg's first two albums after the MRI (coz she made the song IRM using sounds from the machine)
February 17, 2026 at 10:17 AM
why haven't they made a machine that's cool with a lil metal – it's so stressful disrobing worried you accidentally swallowed your keys during the day
getting, hopefully, my last MRI in a moment for a while. they're checking to see they got all of my tumour friend out
February 17, 2026 at 6:46 AM
getting, hopefully, my last MRI in a moment for a while. they're checking to see they got all of my tumour friend out
February 17, 2026 at 6:42 AM
YOU'RE ALL I NEED
YOU'RE ALL I NEED
YOU'RE ALL I NEED
YOU'RE ALL I NEED
YOU'RE ALL I NEED
and maybe some faith would do me good
February 17, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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here's how i can still date hudson williams
February 16, 2026 at 2:34 AM
gn, all
February 16, 2026 at 11:06 AM
here's how i can still date hudson williams
February 16, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
leave me and this entire packet of snickers pods alone
Have just finished my 12.5 hour work day, mostly on my feet, all interacting with the queer community. Was quite lovely and even had a hot stranger hit on me, kiss me, and get my number hahaha
February 15, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Chat, is it a red flag if a person with blue eyes tells another person with blue eyes that they have "beautiful blue eyes"?
Have just finished my 12.5 hour work day, mostly on my feet, all interacting with the queer community. Was quite lovely and even had a hot stranger hit on me, kiss me, and get my number hahaha
February 15, 2026 at 10:47 AM
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wet tits
February 14, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Have just finished my 12.5 hour work day, mostly on my feet, all interacting with the queer community. Was quite lovely and even had a hot stranger hit on me, kiss me, and get my number hahaha
February 15, 2026 at 10:41 AM
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👀💕
February 14, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Nerf Herder.
February 14, 2026 at 6:00 PM
wet tits
February 14, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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Roses are red,
These times are quite trying
February 14, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Went to bed super early (with a melatonin) and my body did a whole 7 hours of deep sleep. Holy heck. Although, now it's 4am and I'm well rested.
February 14, 2026 at 5:08 PM
I broke up with my long term partner on Valentine's Day, but also started the first fling after that ended on it too.

Today, I'm seeing friends and thinking of all the lovely people I've met in the last twelve months who have made me feel special.
February 13, 2026 at 10:11 PM
saw Pillion (2025) last night and... overhyped? lack of consent stuff was a bit questionable, too. I dunno
February 13, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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M&Ms CEO: 'most, if not all' meals can be replaced by M&Ms within 12-18 months
Microsoft AI CEO: 'Most, if not all' white-collar tasks can be replaced by AI within 12-18 months
Mustafa Suleyman, Microsoft's AI chief, says AI can automate white-collar jobs within 12-18 months, as tech reaches human-level performance in tasks.
www.businessinsider.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:49 PM
literally googled "How to stop ruminating" and it has all the advice I know to do except for when your brain lights up when you're trying to sleep
I keep being confident and getting what I want despite screaming into the void when I'm left to my thoughts
February 13, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I keep being confident and getting what I want despite screaming into the void when I'm left to my thoughts
February 13, 2026 at 12:19 PM
i forgot what a temazo Ya No Te Puede Querer by Natalia Lafourcade is, holy heck
February 13, 2026 at 12:41 AM
One of the funniest lines in anything ever imo:

"Hang in there, baby" - you said it, kitty. Copyright 1968. Hmm, determined or not, that cat must be long dead.
February 12, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 4:11 AM