darthazius
@darthazius.bsky.social
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Here because I broke up with my X. Resident of the Milky Way ghetto, occasional pianist, timid venturer, rebellious millennial, a little bit whelpexis, bumbling whitebelt jiu jitsu practitioner 🌈 (He/him) Online profile not representative of actual life.
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Get to know your bloomfies. List 10 things you’re into:

• Sci-Fi / Fantasy ✨
• Piano 🎹
• Procrastinating ⌚
• Music 🎶
• Reading 📚
• Video games 🎮
• Brazilian jiu jitsu 🥋
• Tech📱
• Leaving parties early 🛌
• Walkable cities 🏙️
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Officially appointing you to the Committee That Gives Things Cooler Names

You can start with the name of the committee
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Fun fact: he's my fav character in Discovery
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[delighted noises] SCRUBCHEWINS
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Hey Look Pa, I Made it

- when she wants Sarek's approval idk
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True but can we say the same for the rest of her crew
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Panic! At The Disco

- Captain Michael Burnham when there's a red alert on her ship
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World Mental Health Day got off to a great start before it even began because I got a work message at 11.38 pm the night before about a work urgency and we've carried that urgency forward into the day itself lmao
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I am your most loyal chaos agent
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He got a gold funerary mask for it, after all
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A SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR ENLIGHTENMENT
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do we think he was called King Tut because he was the best at tutting
The gold death mask of King Tutankhamen
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I'm obsessed. And it's in my workout playlist.
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"FINISH HIM!!" [car revving noises]
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I always associate MK with Mortal Kombat and was very confused for a second
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My empire for one day of your thought process
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I do not WANT to go to work, I want to stay in bed BEGRUDGING all the reasons I'm not being cuddled at this very moment 😤😤
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[nodding sagely] he MUST be
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Never, it's my whole personality