Lalo
@laloz.bsky.social
[Lah-lo]
Your average sad Nintendo queer gamer immigrant.
Se habla español.
📍Madrid
Your average sad Nintendo queer gamer immigrant.
Se habla español.
📍Madrid
How do I like it you may ask
December 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
How do I like it you may ask
Me after two nights sleeping on a new mattress:
Who can say if I’ve been changed for the better? I do believe I have been changed for the better. Because I knew you, I have been changed for good.
Who can say if I’ve been changed for the better? I do believe I have been changed for the better. Because I knew you, I have been changed for good.
December 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Me after two nights sleeping on a new mattress:
Who can say if I’ve been changed for the better? I do believe I have been changed for the better. Because I knew you, I have been changed for good.
Who can say if I’ve been changed for the better? I do believe I have been changed for the better. Because I knew you, I have been changed for good.
Woah. Sí que ha sido uno de los mejores lipsyncs por la corona en Drag Race España, pero la final en sí dejó mucho que desear. Me parece que tenían pensado que podría haber otra final en directo y al final nada.
December 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Woah. Sí que ha sido uno de los mejores lipsyncs por la corona en Drag Race España, pero la final en sí dejó mucho que desear. Me parece que tenían pensado que podría haber otra final en directo y al final nada.
Oh boy. I did not expect to spend my Saturday night bawling my eyes out, but I did choose to watch The History of Sound and drink a whole bottle of wine, didn’t I.
December 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Oh boy. I did not expect to spend my Saturday night bawling my eyes out, but I did choose to watch The History of Sound and drink a whole bottle of wine, didn’t I.
You home of sexuals have queer pressured me to watch Heated Rivalry. I hate you all.
December 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
You home of sexuals have queer pressured me to watch Heated Rivalry. I hate you all.
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gays will be like “boyfriend reveal!”
December 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
gays will be like “boyfriend reveal!”
I‘ve accepted homemade gingerbread biscuits (?) from someone I do not know in the office. Am I going to die? What’s in the holidays’ spirit that makes you offer homemade stuff to strangers?
December 5, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I‘ve accepted homemade gingerbread biscuits (?) from someone I do not know in the office. Am I going to die? What’s in the holidays’ spirit that makes you offer homemade stuff to strangers?
Publica una imagen de tu galería para describir tu salud mental.
December 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Publica una imagen de tu galería para describir tu salud mental.
Don’t know if I’m in heat or what but the delivery guys that have come home the last few days have been kinda hot.
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Don’t know if I’m in heat or what but the delivery guys that have come home the last few days have been kinda hot.
Happy Metroid Prime 4 to all who celebrate it. Happy gaming. I’m not getting my copy until next week 🥲.
December 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Happy Metroid Prime 4 to all who celebrate it. Happy gaming. I’m not getting my copy until next week 🥲.
I need more female and queer energy from the video game reviewers / news.
December 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I need more female and queer energy from the video game reviewers / news.
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it's december !! 🙀 good excuse to post these guys again ...!
December 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
it's december !! 🙀 good excuse to post these guys again ...!
I kinda want to play A Link to the Past.
December 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I kinda want to play A Link to the Past.
Chicas, I’m falling for a man AGAIN, a-fucking-gain. What is wrong with me.
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Chicas, I’m falling for a man AGAIN, a-fucking-gain. What is wrong with me.
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Ah si, la famosa
November 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Ah si, la famosa
It’s worth noting that behind me in the cinema there were ~ two good friends, two best friends ~ (pun intended) dressed up as Glinda and Elphaba, and they just wouldn’t shut up. I put up with it during the 1st film ‘cause whatever, but during the 2nd one I turned around and told Glinda to be quiet.
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
It’s worth noting that behind me in the cinema there were ~ two good friends, two best friends ~ (pun intended) dressed up as Glinda and Elphaba, and they just wouldn’t shut up. I put up with it during the 1st film ‘cause whatever, but during the 2nd one I turned around and told Glinda to be quiet.
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A ★★★★½ diary entry for Wicked (2024)
boxd.it
November 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Today Wicked + Wicked: For Good double feature and then on Saturday The Wizard of Oz! If that doesn’t make me a true friend of Dorothy I don’t know what does. 🧹🫧
November 20, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Today Wicked + Wicked: For Good double feature and then on Saturday The Wizard of Oz! If that doesn’t make me a true friend of Dorothy I don’t know what does. 🧹🫧
Anyways, here’s a video of my current status. Diego hugging me while resting, he’s not asleep, and I’m here hungry wanting to get up and get some dinner. But how could I move him?
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Anyways, here’s a video of my current status. Diego hugging me while resting, he’s not asleep, and I’m here hungry wanting to get up and get some dinner. But how could I move him?
Why are people so horny today?
November 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Why are people so horny today?
I can’t wait to hear and see Cynthia Erivo’s take on No Good Deed.
November 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I can’t wait to hear and see Cynthia Erivo’s take on No Good Deed.
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong 😑
1) The Legend of Zelda
2) Sad boy with a sense of humour
3) Big cock
1) The Legend of Zelda
2) Sad boy with a sense of humour
3) Big cock
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong 😑
1) Too Woke
2) Mental ..but use humour to mask my years of suffering , terrible situationships , parental death and cancer and alcoholism x
3) nice hair
1) Too Woke
2) Mental ..but use humour to mask my years of suffering , terrible situationships , parental death and cancer and alcoholism x
3) nice hair
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong. 😬
1. Tits
2. Oversharing
3. Plastic paddy
1. Tits
2. Oversharing
3. Plastic paddy
November 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong 😑
1) The Legend of Zelda
2) Sad boy with a sense of humour
3) Big cock
1) The Legend of Zelda
2) Sad boy with a sense of humour
3) Big cock
Sex drive is so weird. Like, why do I feel the urge to put my genitalia into someone’s mouth.
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Sex drive is so weird. Like, why do I feel the urge to put my genitalia into someone’s mouth.