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We’d better get at least one pup hood on this runway.
January 17, 2026 at 2:00 AM
We’d better get at least one pup hood on this runway.
You truly were there day one.
January 16, 2026 at 10:41 PM
You truly were there day one.
Body was kinda snatched in 2016 tbh.
January 16, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Body was kinda snatched in 2016 tbh.
I haven’t felt attractive in like a month what the fuck is up with that
January 16, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I haven’t felt attractive in like a month what the fuck is up with that
Using ChatGPT to respond to a contribution review submitted by one of your employees should be a fireable offense.
January 16, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Using ChatGPT to respond to a contribution review submitted by one of your employees should be a fireable offense.
I’ve decided to grow out the mullet mohawk again. Going to try to resist dying my hair for a while too. 🙂↕️
January 15, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I’ve decided to grow out the mullet mohawk again. Going to try to resist dying my hair for a while too. 🙂↕️
*tips Britney* B’Spears
January 15, 2026 at 3:14 PM
*tips Britney* B’Spears
him: you must be a cunty little lad if you think we’re fucking
my berries & cream loving ass:
my berries & cream loving ass:
January 14, 2026 at 8:19 PM
him: you must be a cunty little lad if you think we’re fucking
my berries & cream loving ass:
my berries & cream loving ass:
Wednesday it’s lemon
January 14, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Wednesday it’s lemon
Oh, my bad- Snapchat lets you drag the sticker from your keyboard onto the static picture. I knew it was one of the two.
January 14, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Oh, my bad- Snapchat lets you drag the sticker from your keyboard onto the static picture. I knew it was one of the two.
I used the iPhone sticker making feature + Instagram to rig mine
January 14, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I used the iPhone sticker making feature + Instagram to rig mine
I’m going to be brave and say that I do not care for the word “smut”.
January 12, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I’m going to be brave and say that I do not care for the word “smut”.
I’ve been hitting the fellas with a “cuz you liiiiiike boOoOoOysss” when they do anything remotely gay and it has done wonders for my mental health.
January 9, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I’ve been hitting the fellas with a “cuz you liiiiiike boOoOoOysss” when they do anything remotely gay and it has done wonders for my mental health.
All goopy and strong and toned hell yeah
January 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
All goopy and strong and toned hell yeah
The worst part of winter is that nobody compliments how big and strong I’m getting because it’s too cold to show off the goods. :(
January 8, 2026 at 8:37 PM
The worst part of winter is that nobody compliments how big and strong I’m getting because it’s too cold to show off the goods. :(
Picking up a sling from my barber when I get my hair cut tonight. God I love being gay.
January 8, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Picking up a sling from my barber when I get my hair cut tonight. God I love being gay.
Choose your fighter.
January 8, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Choose your fighter.
Shoutout to Animal Crossing: Wild World’s sky. Gotta be one of my favorite genders. 🙏🏼
January 7, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Shoutout to Animal Crossing: Wild World’s sky. Gotta be one of my favorite genders. 🙏🏼
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
Precum truly is the enemy of every commando soldier. 😔
January 7, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Precum truly is the enemy of every commando soldier. 😔