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bionicslingshot.bsky.social
Unassuming Local Guy
@bionicslingshot.bsky.social
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Dad to all cats. Elder millennial. Practicing homosexual. Gaming enthusiast. Older than Donkey Kong & MTV.
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · Apr 5
Hurry up and hop in the car, buddy boy, we’re going antiquing today.
A man (specifically, the one who posted this skeet) is taking a mirror selfie in an absurd pose that’s meant to look casual but — upon the slightest of reflection — is clearly anything but. There’s one exposed nipple, which definitely happened by accident! He is wearing brown chinos and an unbuttoned, navy blue, short-sleeved, collared shirt. He’s standing in his home gym (a glorified spare bedroom) and there is a sparse scene behind him, consisting of a plain white wall and a weight bench.
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 8h
Thank you!!
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 13h
THANK YOU, and I could happily do without any freezes, either, just some 60s and 70s! And drier air! 😅😅
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 13h
So close, yet so far away! Haha
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 13h
Franklin and Theodore say “Dooooooooooo ittttt.”
Two exotic shorthair cats relax in a cozy indoor space with beige carpet. One cat, chocolate brown with white markings, lies sprawled comfortably on the floor with round golden eyes and a white blaze on its face. The other cat, solid orange with a plush coat and a slightly grumpy expression, sits loaf-style on a small mid-century modern wooden pet bed with a dark cushion. The room is softly lit, with a hallway and subtle pink light visible in the background.
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 13h
RIGHT?
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 13h
Thank you 😌
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 13h
Did I pull out this striped thermal number today because I like wearing it, and DESPITE the fact that it’s still in the high 80s where I live? 🥵 Yes, yes I did.
A man with short light brown hair, blue eyes, and a trimmed beard takes a selfie while sitting in a cozy, tiki-inspired room. He’s wearing a white and navy striped sweater and an Apple Watch with a metal band. Behind him is a wicker chair with colorful tiki-patterned pillows, a tall faux palm plant, and a carved wooden toucan figure. The walls display tribal masks and mid-century style artwork, including a framed cat illustration.
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 17h
You look like you’re having fun, but JIM looks like he’s having a LOT of fun. 😂
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 17h
In the meantime, I’ve had good luck with this stuff for earaches! a.co/d/gFxPc7Y
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 1d
She’s looking reeeeeeally pretty tonight.
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 1d
I hate this for you but I adore YOU and I hope you find a way to calm your mind in the midst of the ongoing storm.
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 1d
a woman wearing glasses and a pink shirt says " what like it 's hard "
ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a pink shirt says " what like it 's hard "
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 1d
Thank you! 😉😉😏😏
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 1d
Right!… flowers! Right.
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 1d
WHY THANK YOU 😉
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 1d
Haha why thank you! 😅
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 1d
Baaaaabe!!
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 1d
😇😇😇😇😇😇
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 1d
You are so welcome 😅
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 1d
Oh yes! 😅
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 1d
Oh hey man thanks 😏😉
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 1d
*taking notes*
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 1d
Thank goodness!
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 1d
Well, you see…
a person is holding a piece of paper on a wooden table with cards on it .
ALT: a person is holding a piece of paper on a wooden table with cards on it .
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 1d
Emphasis on the “firmly.”
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