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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 8m

I will die before I stop making gussied up frozen pizzas with my wife!!!!

Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 3h

I’ve heard of Dog Day Afternoon,
but Post Punk Afternoon???

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 8h

Oh no

Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 8h

I was thinking about it but he was wearing like a full golf outfit and radiating bad vibes so I just watched it unfold

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 9h

Right? Lmao
“Seems like you, uh, already know what you like!

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 9h

Mike behind the counter was at a loss
“I…. I don’t know man just look around”

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 9h

I was at the record store when a guy came in asking for recommendations if his favorite bands are
“Gretta Van Fleet, Led Zeppelin and Guns and Roses”
and I was so dumbfounded
it felt like the record store version of an undercover cop asking a smoke shop employee if they sell weed

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 1d

Incredible find today

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 1d

Sadly both doggy died in pretty quick succession so he’s a little down but he still found time to make fun of a guy who asked for gretta van fleet while I was there lmao

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 1d

The Happiest Place On Earth

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 1d

*Neil Young voice*
Old man take a look at my life, I’ve got a labubu

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 1d

🗣️🗣️🗣️

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Adam Mallinger @bitterscriptreader.bsky.social · 2d

Every A.I. CEO is like “We invented a robot that can fuck your wife so you have more free time to mow the lawn!”

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 1d

Bro thinks he’s the Waylon Jennings
Buddy, you aren’t even the Kris Kristofferson

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 2d

Bro thinks he’s the Roy Orbison
Buddy, you aren’t even the Jeff Lynne

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 2d

Staggering, I know

Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 2d

I have developed an offense for the National Basketball Association that is capable of scoring upwards of 50 to 75 points per game

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 2d

Boomer who angrily yells at their radio when The Mamas and the Papas sing the line “I’d be safe in L.A.”

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 3d

Just had the funniest interaction with a little old lady at work
“Do you have, erm… I’m looking for uhhh… it’s this dip that my grand kids love ah… I’m so sorry it’s um, it’s called *whispers* bitchin sauce”

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 3d

Interrupting Billy Joel mid song and asking the Uptown Girl if this guy is bothering her

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 3d

One pumpkin after another

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 3d

The Earl of Sandwich is the only hereditary monarch whose legitimacy I am prepared to recognize

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 4d

Trying to decide who had the funnier 60’s music career in an iconic band
The guy from 13th floor elevators who playing into a jug that he held a microphone next to
Or the guy from Country Joe and the Fish who played a train whistle sarcastically

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 4d

It seems like those magical Italian Days of Autumn come earlier and earlier every year

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