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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 1h

Bro thinks he’s the Roy Orbison
Buddy, you aren’t even the Jeff Lynne

Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 9h

Staggering, I know

Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 9h

I have developed an offense for the National Basketball Association that is capable of scoring upwards of 50 to 75 points per game

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 11h

Boomer who angrily yells at their radio when The Mamas and the Papas sing the line “I’d be safe in L.A.”

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 1d

Just had the funniest interaction with a little old lady at work
“Do you have, erm… I’m looking for uhhh… it’s this dip that my grand kids love ah… I’m so sorry it’s um, it’s called *whispers* bitchin sauce”

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 1d

Interrupting Billy Joel mid song and asking the Uptown Girl if this guy is bothering her

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 1d

One pumpkin after another

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 1d

The Earl of Sandwich is the only hereditary monarch whose legitimacy I am prepared to recognize

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 2d

Trying to decide who had the funnier 60’s music career in an iconic band
The guy from 13th floor elevators who playing into a jug that he held a microphone next to
Or the guy from Country Joe and the Fish who played a train whistle sarcastically

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 2d

It seems like those magical Italian Days of Autumn come earlier and earlier every year

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 2d

A grown man in a custom shirt that asks a famously caked up baseball player to dump on them has their wish come true??
How can you not be romantic about baseball?