Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸
@bisqueboi.bsky.social
2004 6th Grade Bench Player of the Year
I don’t like Christmas music because I feel like it gives people who enjoy big band swing an outlet and that unnerves me
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I don’t like Christmas music because I feel like it gives people who enjoy big band swing an outlet and that unnerves me
Au gratin leftovers on zero nights rest
November 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Au gratin leftovers on zero nights rest
*guy who thinks an edgelord is someone who likes the crispy edge pieces of pizza and brownies*
Uuuuuh hell yeah I’m an edgelord!!
Uuuuuh hell yeah I’m an edgelord!!
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
*guy who thinks an edgelord is someone who likes the crispy edge pieces of pizza and brownies*
Uuuuuh hell yeah I’m an edgelord!!
Uuuuuh hell yeah I’m an edgelord!!
I do not, in fact, recall the most famous reindeer of all
November 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I do not, in fact, recall the most famous reindeer of all
I love when you meet an older white dude who looks exactly like Larry Bird if he couldn’t hoop
November 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I love when you meet an older white dude who looks exactly like Larry Bird if he couldn’t hoop
You’re time is almost here, my beloved Au Gratin
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
You’re time is almost here, my beloved Au Gratin
Gratin?
More like GREATin, I think
More like GREATin, I think
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Gratin?
More like GREATin, I think
More like GREATin, I think
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The honest journalists discovered there is a secret accepted and successful club of dishonest journalists
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The honest journalists discovered there is a secret accepted and successful club of dishonest journalists
Reposted by Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸
The Mac and cheese is for tomorrow
The Mac and cheese is for tomorrow
The Mac and cheese is for tomorrow
The Mac and cheese is for tomorrow
The Mac and cheese is for tomorrow
The Mac and cheese is for tomorrow
The Mac and cheese is for tomorrow
The Mac and cheese is for tomorrow
The Mac and cheese is for tomorrow
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The Mac and cheese is for tomorrow
The Mac and cheese is for tomorrow
The Mac and cheese is for tomorrow
The Mac and cheese is for tomorrow
The Mac and cheese is for tomorrow
The Mac and cheese is for tomorrow
The Mac and cheese is for tomorrow
The Mac and cheese is for tomorrow
The Mac and cheese is for tomorrow
This is a PSA to take your pies off of the window sill you set them on to cool
Do 👏 not 👏 let 👏 neighborhood 👏 passersbys 👏 waft 👏 on 👏 the 👏 smell 👏 waves 👏 to 👏 steal 👏 your 👏 pie!!!
Do 👏 not 👏 let 👏 neighborhood 👏 passersbys 👏 waft 👏 on 👏 the 👏 smell 👏 waves 👏 to 👏 steal 👏 your 👏 pie!!!
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
This is a PSA to take your pies off of the window sill you set them on to cool
Do 👏 not 👏 let 👏 neighborhood 👏 passersbys 👏 waft 👏 on 👏 the 👏 smell 👏 waves 👏 to 👏 steal 👏 your 👏 pie!!!
Do 👏 not 👏 let 👏 neighborhood 👏 passersbys 👏 waft 👏 on 👏 the 👏 smell 👏 waves 👏 to 👏 steal 👏 your 👏 pie!!!
When a customer asks where the raisins are right before a cooking holiday
November 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
When a customer asks where the raisins are right before a cooking holiday
Drinking four whiskey egg noggs last night and then being like
“God why are my shits so bad”
Completely bewildered about it tbh
“God why are my shits so bad”
Completely bewildered about it tbh
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Drinking four whiskey egg noggs last night and then being like
“God why are my shits so bad”
Completely bewildered about it tbh
“God why are my shits so bad”
Completely bewildered about it tbh
Sandwich w/ poutine
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Sandwich w/ poutine
Shooting hoops with the Tesla robot and coming down hard so hard on its head with a post hook elbow that I reset it into tutorial mode
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Shooting hoops with the Tesla robot and coming down hard so hard on its head with a post hook elbow that I reset it into tutorial mode
I think Abbot would have been a Jacobite, but Costello would have supported Cromwell
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I think Abbot would have been a Jacobite, but Costello would have supported Cromwell
Walking through the mall tipsy after the movie spilling my Harkins Dr Pepper all over the Zara button ups
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Walking through the mall tipsy after the movie spilling my Harkins Dr Pepper all over the Zara button ups
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Folks, Zohran Mamdani—smart guy, reminds me of a young me—you know what he said, I told him, “Zohran, I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna say the shahada,” and he said to me “Mr. President, you should say a third line confirming your belief in the wilayat of Ali,” should we do it folks? Should we say it?
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Folks, Zohran Mamdani—smart guy, reminds me of a young me—you know what he said, I told him, “Zohran, I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna say the shahada,” and he said to me “Mr. President, you should say a third line confirming your belief in the wilayat of Ali,” should we do it folks? Should we say it?
It would be so funny if you had to be on AT&T to have an iphone again
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
It would be so funny if you had to be on AT&T to have an iphone again
Playing music on the home speakers with the wife when it happened… somehow the signals got mixed up and at full volume in front of my wife… it started playing my WWII history podcast
November 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Playing music on the home speakers with the wife when it happened… somehow the signals got mixed up and at full volume in front of my wife… it started playing my WWII history podcast
I’ve never seen a full episode of Doctor Who and I don’t see that ever changing
November 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I’ve never seen a full episode of Doctor Who and I don’t see that ever changing
“And I say also unto thee, That upon this rock I will build my gnarly beats”
Matthew 16:18
Matthew 16:18
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
“And I say also unto thee, That upon this rock I will build my gnarly beats”
Matthew 16:18
Matthew 16:18
Most guitar players get really really into Hendrix when they’re first starting out, then as they grow with their instrument, tend to get sort of embarrassed by how much they loved Jimi
But man, he’s the default guitar god for a reason! He’s very, very good!!
But man, he’s the default guitar god for a reason! He’s very, very good!!
November 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Most guitar players get really really into Hendrix when they’re first starting out, then as they grow with their instrument, tend to get sort of embarrassed by how much they loved Jimi
But man, he’s the default guitar god for a reason! He’s very, very good!!
But man, he’s the default guitar god for a reason! He’s very, very good!!
Problematic Bruce Springsteen affinity gap relationship
November 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Problematic Bruce Springsteen affinity gap relationship