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perfect knight
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · Sep 2
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 2h
literally me
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Hunter @holybible.bsky.social · 3h
I do not support bestiality. But as a white woman, the amount of attention that dogs give you can be very attractive
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 3h
yeah thats the sign of a dark and sinister soul
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 3h
yeah i love fucking handsome animals
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 3h
my favorite part about bluesky is when someone replies to a joke either being smug or off-topic and then the joke-teller says bro what is your problem and the idiot replier says wow way to be rude
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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 7h
What’s It Gonna Take To Get You In This Woman?
WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE TO GET YOU IN THIS WOMAN Stella Sacco "She's an older model," the dealer concedes, "But she's in great shape." I'm rotating in place on the platform Wearing my shortest dress So everyone can check out my undercarriage. (That's where most used girl problems originate.) You're not convinced. "I don't know…..these used girls..." You say, nose crinkling. "It's the smell." "You can smell the want on her, huh?" The dealer chuckles. "Yeah, they all want. But... It's not like you actually have to give her anything!" You both laugh like wild dogs. This guy gets it! "The last thing I want is for her to dream Of us being together in six months, Or, God forbid, a year!" He waves away that worry with a practiced wrist. "This one's had so many previous owners She'd be happy if you remember she exists next week." You mull it over, eyeing my soft and shiny skin. "I do like the finish... She still runs well?" He gestures to my exposed thighs, Inviting a test drive. At the touch of your long fingers I let out a gay little moan. "See? Purrs like a kitten." You're coming around. You could use a tall blonde around for a little while. Who couldn't? "What kind of maintenance will she need?" "A text once or twice a month... It's not like you'll need to show her off Or tell your friends about her. You're looking at bare minimum. She's basically a houseplant." "And when I'm done with her?" The dealer looks apologetic. "We don't do returns. But resale should be no problem. That's the great thing about used girls. There's always someone else Who wants to use them." "I'll take her," you say, Not bothering to take my hand As I step off the platform. I could hear it all, of course. But I smile anyway. I'm the prettiest girl at the used girl lot And I got picked again.
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 3h
this plays whenever i enter a room
Very evil and homophobic riff
YouTube video by sweepo
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 3h
i would not date a famous person unless i was allowed to do nothing but try to learn to kickflip on the driveway
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 3h
yay
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 4h
do not put ice cream in a womans vagina
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 4h
go get some
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 4h
literally us tho
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 4h
no we are gonna take you out back and theres a nice bad and an alarm clock and a really mean nurse who hits you if you lay down too early or too late
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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 11h
AMELIA BEDELIA'S BOYFRIEND, NICK: ahah whaaaat?? you're so funny babe
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undead girlfriend @hausofholes.bsky.social · Mar 27
that's baseball baby
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 4h
oh ok yeah thats like 12 hours off
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 4h
thats when most ppl sleep i feel like
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 4h
hit that mute thread button like woah
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🍂 fall bryan 🍂 @bryan.town · 5d
idk man, db cooper always returns my texts. he told me all about what happened on the plane. might be a skill issue
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 4h
stolen identity
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 4h
thats so slay and girlypop of you
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 5h
you cheat a lot? 👀
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 5h
yeah that would suck but even then all its really good for is making deepfakes, engagement slop, and low-quality gooner bait which isnt really the martin scorsese replacement ai firms are selling us on the future of
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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 5h
yay you are the coolest
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race scientist jack skellington @jazzpomegranate.com · Jan 13
white tenderqueer polycule at disneyland dragging their age-play "kid" out of the park because magic happens parade featured people in fursuits flaunting their kink in front of children
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