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BJ Silly 🫦🏆 Gaggy winner (Best Drag Queen) @bjsilly.bsky.social · 11h

Oh trust we’re cooking up sutton fierce!!!! 🦂🦂

BJ Silly 🫦🏆 Gaggy winner (Best Drag Queen) @bjsilly.bsky.social · 11h

10/24 is a cool birthday to have. Backwards it’s 4/20. The 1 is silent. @suttonfister.com gets it! Happy birthday to us!!!

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BJ Silly 🫦🏆 Gaggy winner (Best Drag Queen) @bjsilly.bsky.social · 15h

What’s hot n happening on Halloween 10/31 in Boystown between 7:00pm-9:15pm? Asking for a felon.

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BJ Silly 🫦🏆 Gaggy winner (Best Drag Queen) @bjsilly.bsky.social · 21h

it’s still here it’s just in the middle of the ocean

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BJ Silly 🫦🏆 Gaggy winner (Best Drag Queen) @bjsilly.bsky.social · Nov 14

Reintrosucktion head 😘

Name: Brenda Jean Silly, BJ for short (it don’t stand for blowjob, til it does 🫦)
Pronouns: her/she like the chocolate #wedontneednomorethehetheybj
Location: Slitcago
Interests: P.A.D.A.M (the hot new acronym), sucking dicks, making hits
Vocation: I am the female Weird Al 🎤

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BJ Silly 🫦🏆 Gaggy winner (Best Drag Queen) @bjsilly.bsky.social · 22h

Ooooh thread of nice photos just in case @chicagodragbase.bsky.social makes a birfday post for me tomorrow or something

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BJ Silly 🫦🏆 Gaggy winner (Best Drag Queen) @bjsilly.bsky.social · 22h

oooooh decent photos

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BJ Silly 🫦🏆 Gaggy winner (Best Drag Queen) @bjsilly.bsky.social · 22h

I love that Fall Out Boy song

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BJ Silly 🫦🏆 Gaggy winner (Best Drag Queen) @bjsilly.bsky.social · 22h

I could suck it so good
I could suck it so divine
I could suck it good
Think your penis would
Pre all the time….

The pre you leaked all over me
Lover’s spit left on repeat
But I’d rather lovers swallow
It feels so creamy in my throat

The pre it coats me nice and good
The stuff is so misunderstood

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BJ Silly 🫦🏆 Gaggy winner (Best Drag Queen) @bjsilly.bsky.social · 22h

I could suck it so good
I could suck it so divine
I could suck it good
Think your penis would
Pre all the time….

The pre you leaked all over me
Lover’s spit left on repeat
But I’d rather lovers swallow
It feels so creamy in my throat

The pre it coats me nice and good
The stuff is so misunderstood

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BJ Silly 🫦🏆 Gaggy winner (Best Drag Queen) @bjsilly.bsky.social · 22h

Not pictured, out of frame: Spjörk and Jujubee are both seated atop a being that can only be described as “blast”

Who put who on blast tho? The world may never know

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BJ Silly 🫦🏆 Gaggy winner (Best Drag Queen) @bjsilly.bsky.social · 23h

Leave Jujubee out of this

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BJ Silly 🫦🏆 Gaggy winner (Best Drag Queen) @bjsilly.bsky.social · 23h

Wait @lark am I giving the blowjobs or getting them?

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BJ Silly 🫦🏆 Gaggy winner (Best Drag Queen) @bjsilly.bsky.social · 1d

BJ!
It dont stand for blow job
til it does

Brenda’s mouth stays open
til he bust

Got ur man there hopin
u gon cheat

So he can finally call up Brenda Jean and skeet for real
We had a deal
If we’re both single by 30 I’ll show u my skills
Sucking that dick
Follow the steps
And history’s the rest

Boots @bootsxoxo.bsky.social · 1d

Wait youre right who tf is Billy . Obviously the B stands for blow. Forgive me

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BJ Silly 🫦🏆 Gaggy winner (Best Drag Queen) @bjsilly.bsky.social · 1d

That’s me birthday! Don’t call me Billy…. I’ve never seen one like that before 🫦

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BJ Silly 🫦🏆 Gaggy winner (Best Drag Queen) @bjsilly.bsky.social · 1d

Still need to figure out a venue that would let me… maybe Jackhammer Complex? Cerrrtainly not Jackhammer Simple….

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BJ Silly 🫦🏆 Gaggy winner (Best Drag Queen) @bjsilly.bsky.social · 1d

That was 2024 and I mean REEEALLLY suck

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BJ Silly 🫦🏆 Gaggy winner (Best Drag Queen) @bjsilly.bsky.social · 1d

Was this man by chance… the Fire Lord? 🥸 Asking for a friend

little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 2d

Chopped….. screwed…… another man’s sack

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BJ Silly 🫦🏆 Gaggy winner (Best Drag Queen) @bjsilly.bsky.social · 1d

2025 to do list looking pretty solid :’)

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BJ Silly 🫦🏆 Gaggy winner (Best Drag Queen) @bjsilly.bsky.social · 1d

None of those work Brian. Surely y can offer something more intimate? Just you and me…. ?🫦 #GuestAppreciation

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BJ Silly 🫦🏆 Gaggy winner (Best Drag Queen) @bjsilly.bsky.social · 2d

(contd.)

Spjörk’s Circus
Let’s Duet
Applied for Survivor
Tommy Pickles (P.A.D.A.M Pride Remix)
Crystal Pepsi
Mr. Mayor
PEACH…
Save the Triforce
Fire Emblem Xenoblade Gurls
I’ve Got a Fever
Heart-Shaped Tail
2HotRadio July 19th Show
Suck Suck Slide
Birdo Sittin’ Pretty in Pink
Spermatozoa

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BJ Silly 🫦🏆 Gaggy winner (Best Drag Queen) @bjsilly.bsky.social · 2d

I forgive you! But only if u fly to Chicago to sing karaoke with me 🥰

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BJ Silly 🫦🏆 Gaggy winner (Best Drag Queen) @bjsilly.bsky.social · 2d

You did not mess up tysm for putting my birthday bash on the list <333

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BJ Silly 🫦🏆 Gaggy winner (Best Drag Queen) @bjsilly.bsky.social · 2d

BJ Silly songs to perform at karaoke:
DENALI IS A RIVER
CUM ON IT
Pre
Tommy Pickles
How to Suck a Dick
Release Radar
Call His Balls Texas
he/they/b/j
Pride Month (P.A.D.A.M Pride Remix)
Bubble Buddy
Slurpy Faggi
Pokémon Trainer…? …!
Uncut
Suit Up and Climb
It’s 69
bj’S gOING hOME
Mush-Vroom
DAISY!

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BJ Silly 🫦🏆 Gaggy winner (Best Drag Queen) @bjsilly.bsky.social · 2d

Give that dick a little tug in the front 🫶

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