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blackbatsx.bsky.social
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@blackbatsx.bsky.social
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30-ish | she/her | sometime cosplayer | fic writer | longtime #batjokes connoisseur | occasionally will talk about non-batman related topics. 🔞 other socials ➡️ https://linktr.ee/batsyx
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blackbatsx.bsky.social
e. @blackbatsx.bsky.social · 7m
Another 🔥 piece!😍😍😍
blackbatsx.bsky.social
e. @blackbatsx.bsky.social · 14h
Sighhhh yeah. 😒
blackbatsx.bsky.social
e. @blackbatsx.bsky.social · 19h
Whew boy do I have thoughts about this.
#tron #tronares
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blackbatsx.bsky.social
e. @blackbatsx.bsky.social · 1d
Annabelle the doll?!
blackbatsx.bsky.social
e. @blackbatsx.bsky.social · 3d
Yep I remember being freaked out and didn’t want the show again until like S4

But yeah the figi mermaid certainly left a lasting impression on me haha
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blackbatsx.bsky.social
e. @blackbatsx.bsky.social · 3d
So this was technically the first episode I watched. Imagine being like 9 and ur watching TV on friday night and come across this show seeing the tiny fucking figi mermaid attacking people….this is such a core memory of my childhood.
xfiles720pcinema.bsky.social
The X-Files 720p Cinema @xfiles720pcinema.bsky.social · 3d
"Humbug" (1995.03.31)
S02|E20|2X20

Director: Kim Manners
Writer: Darin Morgan
Director of Photography: John S. Bartley
Art Director: Graeme Murray
#XFiles #TheXFiles
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blackbatsx.bsky.social
e. @blackbatsx.bsky.social · 5d
On American TV?! 😲 lemme actually google this
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blackbatsx.bsky.social
e. @blackbatsx.bsky.social · 5d
Lmao it ALMOST had me!

Curse my google search laziness!
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blackbatsx.bsky.social
e. @blackbatsx.bsky.social · 5d
If 50 shades of grey (which was basically twilight fanfic) got made into a movie….would it be that much of a stretch to believe an omegaverse movie could happen? 🤔

It could happen in this timeline lol
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blackbatsx.bsky.social
e. @blackbatsx.bsky.social · 5d
Me making sure the source is not the onion or some shit.

Also had to make sure it’s not April 1st 😂

Can’t believe this an actual real headline
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blackbatsx.bsky.social
e. @blackbatsx.bsky.social · 9d
OMG NOOOO 😭

*laughing and crying at the same time*
#batjokes
m0squit0.bsky.social
Mosquito @m0squit0.bsky.social · 20d
#brokebackmountain and #batjokes crossover heh
blackbatsx.bsky.social
e. @blackbatsx.bsky.social · 9d
❤️ ❤️ ❤️
#batjokes
trarana.bsky.social
とぅらら菜 @trarana.bsky.social · 9d
#batjokes
急なプレイボーイ仕草でびびらせてほしい
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blackbatsx.bsky.social
e. @blackbatsx.bsky.social · 10d
Accurate.
theblogginggoth.bsky.social
The Blogging Goth @theblogginggoth.bsky.social · 11d
Sep 30 Oct 1
Robert Smith sat in a lovely beige bed reading The Beano Robert Smith in bed in the video for Lullaby, made up grotesquely as the Spiderman!
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blackbatsx.bsky.social
e. @blackbatsx.bsky.social · 13d
Best Smiths album imo.
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blackbatsx.bsky.social
e. @blackbatsx.bsky.social · 15d
They know the more crumbs they give us on the side, the more money we’ll throw at them. 🫤
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blackbatsx.bsky.social
e. @blackbatsx.bsky.social · 19d
Its tough because I rather have more seasons of the show but I guess all we are getting is this movie and that’s it 😕
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blackbatsx.bsky.social
e. @blackbatsx.bsky.social · 20d
Remember when we were fed that amazing #batjokes sauna bit from the HQ show? DONT U WISH WE HAD MORE?!

Here’s something that’s been stewing in my brain ever since, co-written with @loserwlw.bsky.social 💜
#batjokesfic #batmanjoker #batman #joker #batjokesfanfic

archiveofourown.org/works/71193151
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blackbatsx.bsky.social
e. @blackbatsx.bsky.social · 20d
Yasssssss
#batjokes
lmnsfw.bsky.social
Lu_m NSFW 🔥commissions open🔥 @lmnsfw.bsky.social · 21d
Let's show them where they can shove it
This is our home too
#bskcensorship
#batjokes
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blackbatsx.bsky.social
e. @blackbatsx.bsky.social · 24d
Pickups for the week. 📖
#batman #deadpool #deadpoolbatman #thor #themortalthor #marvelcomics #dccomics #batmancomics #loki #thor
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blackbatsx.bsky.social
e. @blackbatsx.bsky.social · 25d
hellokittyrounds.bsky.social
hello kitty rounds 🍎 @hellokittyrounds.bsky.social · 25d
If you could be anything, choose Batman
blackbatsx.bsky.social
e. @blackbatsx.bsky.social · 25d
Final chapter is up! 💜
archiveofourown.org/works/600838...
#batjokes #batman #joker #batjokesfic #batmanjoker
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blackbatsx.bsky.social
e. @blackbatsx.bsky.social · 27d
🦇 🦇 🦇
ssnyder1835.bsky.social
Scott Snyder (NYCC Booth #H-44) @ssnyder1835.bsky.social · 27d
Bruce’s revenge begins in ABSOLUTE BATMAN 13.

FINAL ORDERS are due TOMORROW!! (Monday 9/15)

So make sure you order by the time your comic shop closes tomorrow so you won’t miss out if it sells out like the other issues so far have !
blackbatsx.bsky.social
e. @blackbatsx.bsky.social · Sep 9
🤭🤭🤭
#batjokes
jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social
BLASPHEMY! HERESY! 🔞💖💦 @jimmyjimsjim.bsky.social · Sep 8
you know what? breathing is overrated
two-panel batjokes comic made with mock screenshots. PANEL ONE: batman strangling the joker against the wall, as he does joker: now, see here. I do actually--HRRK--I do actually have to breathe, you know PANEL TWO: batman smooches the joker. the joker is stunlocked and will probably be staring out into space for the next two or three weeks. it's fine. he's fine
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Andy Diggle @andydiggle.bsky.social · Sep 3
Mood.
Ellen Ripley (Sigourney Weaver) in Aliens (1986): "Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?"
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blackbatsx.bsky.social
e. @blackbatsx.bsky.social · Sep 3
Haha thank you Deftones for teaching me this word! #batman #deftones #dccomics #batmancomics
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