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Earl
@blacklung82.bsky.social
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Earl @blacklung82.bsky.social · 1d
the sheer number of youtube videos i’ve seen in my fyp today with a title like “white comic slips up in front of famished black crowd, ends up buttered and basted with an apple in his mouth!” and the thumbnail just looks like this
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Earl @blacklung82.bsky.social · 7d
when youre eating your dry kibble and you get to the spoonful of canned pumpkin
a cartoon rat is holding a sandwich and a piece of fruit
ALT: a cartoon rat is holding a sandwich and a piece of fruit
media.tenor.com
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Earl @blacklung82.bsky.social · 13d
who else wants to petition that FilmCow gets canonized as Saint Steele
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Earl @blacklung82.bsky.social · 13d
can we please for the love of god bring back the Jeremy Renner App i’m nothing without it
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Earl @blacklung82.bsky.social · 13d
mozart been real quiet ever since they dropped El Polito Pio
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Earl @blacklung82.bsky.social · 14d
getting robo implants so that i can wordle on my butt cheeks
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Earl @blacklung82.bsky.social · 15d
*walks in wearing a shirt that says "I did the titanic" in large impact font and a pair of bootleg jordans with a logo that looks like this*
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Earl @blacklung82.bsky.social · 16d
NOOOO PUT ME BACK I WAS WATCHING HOODWINKED AND JUST GOT TO THE SCHNITZEL SONG
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Earl @blacklung82.bsky.social · 27d
look for me in the papers tomorrow i'm getting crunk with My Boy over Dinner
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Earl @blacklung82.bsky.social · Sep 10
I just sent charlie kirk to the phantom zone from the lego batman movie
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Earl @blacklung82.bsky.social · Sep 9
me: *stubs toe on coffee table* fuck! this has to be the DARK SOULS of tables!

bendy: the ink machine
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Earl @blacklung82.bsky.social · Sep 8
I am a chef from Israel and this is my meal ❤️
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Earl @blacklung82.bsky.social · Sep 7
dora when she tries to cross the bridge but that hairy bitch jumps out and stops her because he’s a mean peice of shit
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Earl @blacklung82.bsky.social · Sep 7
what if in the next pacific rim they used a giant mech content farm to brain rot the monsters
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Earl @blacklung82.bsky.social · Sep 7
i have a crush on a handsome young man named Video Cartridge Game, physical copy
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Earl @blacklung82.bsky.social · Sep 7
i was the first person in history
to master the hands free cum, but then they stole my idea and rebranded that shit as “yoga“
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Earl @blacklung82.bsky.social · Sep 7
steve harvey: name a binary character who has secret non-binary swag
contestant: Frylock from Aqua teen hunger force steve!
steve: fry who from aqua team what?!
*third place on the board dings and flips*
*mr harvey leans on the podium for support and rubs his brow incredulously*
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Earl @blacklung82.bsky.social · Sep 6
gagoogago hafffgfgjjjjlp 🫡 ‼️ po
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Earl @blacklung82.bsky.social · Aug 31
my car is powered by special rare green fuel that’s usually only reserved for saint patricks day celebrations and post-game secret objectives
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Earl @blacklung82.bsky.social · Aug 31
you know what! fuck this!
*transforms into humongous mecha earl*
*begins destroying the city*
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Earl @blacklung82.bsky.social · Aug 29
Jobs are dumb why can’t i just fap and play rougelikes until i’m killed by war or disease
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Earl @blacklung82.bsky.social · Aug 27
aunt glump
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Earl @blacklung82.bsky.social · Aug 27
the masculine urge to do the super mario ground pound
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Earl @blacklung82.bsky.social · Aug 24
I like to think that Jimmy Lightning would easily fall victim to Anton Chigur
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Earl @blacklung82.bsky.social · Aug 24
Earl or no Earl 💵
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