i’m working on a netflix animated short series called Earl Adventures and there will be an episode where i eat a lot of food and get a hideously distended stomach for no fucking reason
November 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
i’m working on a netflix animated short series called Earl Adventures and there will be an episode where i eat a lot of food and get a hideously distended stomach for no fucking reason
i let Omar crash at my place and he ate all my dinners without asking, that shit was from star market 💥
November 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
i let Omar crash at my place and he ate all my dinners without asking, that shit was from star market 💥
do we think i could win a wrestling match against someone big and strong, like perhaps the incredible gulk
November 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
do we think i could win a wrestling match against someone big and strong, like perhaps the incredible gulk
we should replace all vegetables with rougelikes and clinically perscribed stimulants and jacking off multiple times in one morning,
November 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
we should replace all vegetables with rougelikes and clinically perscribed stimulants and jacking off multiple times in one morning,
when the plumber at your house bends over to fix a pipes and his/their pants fall everywhere, all over the place, revealing his entire bum, good lord in heaven
November 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
when the plumber at your house bends over to fix a pipes and his/their pants fall everywhere, all over the place, revealing his entire bum, good lord in heaven
jimmy fallon gets an iced cream flavour BUT I DONT? ⁉️ WHAT ⁉️⁉️⁉️
November 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
jimmy fallon gets an iced cream flavour BUT I DONT? ⁉️ WHAT ⁉️⁉️⁉️
she give me a sweepjob she jerk my shit off with the broom
November 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
she give me a sweepjob she jerk my shit off with the broom
saw some hotr sexy sex porn and you didnt jerk your penis #NotVeryStrokeOfYou
a man in a superhero costume is smiling and holding a sausage
ALT: a man in a superhero costume is smiling and holding a sausage
media.tenor.com
October 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
saw some hotr sexy sex porn and you didnt jerk your penis #NotVeryStrokeOfYou
the sheer number of youtube videos i’ve seen in my fyp today with a title like “white comic slips up in front of famished black crowd, ends up buttered and basted with an apple in his mouth!” and the thumbnail just looks like this
October 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
the sheer number of youtube videos i’ve seen in my fyp today with a title like “white comic slips up in front of famished black crowd, ends up buttered and basted with an apple in his mouth!” and the thumbnail just looks like this
when youre eating your dry kibble and you get to the spoonful of canned pumpkin
a cartoon rat is holding a sandwich and a piece of fruit
ALT: a cartoon rat is holding a sandwich and a piece of fruit
media.tenor.com
October 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
when youre eating your dry kibble and you get to the spoonful of canned pumpkin
who else wants to petition that FilmCow gets canonized as Saint Steele
September 28, 2025 at 10:28 AM
who else wants to petition that FilmCow gets canonized as Saint Steele
can we please for the love of god bring back the Jeremy Renner App i’m nothing without it
September 28, 2025 at 10:27 AM
can we please for the love of god bring back the Jeremy Renner App i’m nothing without it
mozart been real quiet ever since they dropped El Polito Pio
September 28, 2025 at 10:26 AM
mozart been real quiet ever since they dropped El Polito Pio
getting robo implants so that i can wordle on my butt cheeks
September 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
getting robo implants so that i can wordle on my butt cheeks
*walks in wearing a shirt that says "I did the titanic" in large impact font and a pair of bootleg jordans with a logo that looks like this*
September 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
*walks in wearing a shirt that says "I did the titanic" in large impact font and a pair of bootleg jordans with a logo that looks like this*
NOOOO PUT ME BACK I WAS WATCHING HOODWINKED AND JUST GOT TO THE SCHNITZEL SONG
September 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
NOOOO PUT ME BACK I WAS WATCHING HOODWINKED AND JUST GOT TO THE SCHNITZEL SONG
look for me in the papers tomorrow i'm getting crunk with My Boy over Dinner
September 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
look for me in the papers tomorrow i'm getting crunk with My Boy over Dinner
I just sent charlie kirk to the phantom zone from the lego batman movie
September 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I just sent charlie kirk to the phantom zone from the lego batman movie
me: *stubs toe on coffee table* fuck! this has to be the DARK SOULS of tables!
bendy: the ink machine
bendy: the ink machine
September 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
me: *stubs toe on coffee table* fuck! this has to be the DARK SOULS of tables!
bendy: the ink machine
bendy: the ink machine
I am a chef from Israel and this is my meal ❤️
September 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I am a chef from Israel and this is my meal ❤️
dora when she tries to cross the bridge but that hairy bitch jumps out and stops her because he’s a mean peice of shit
September 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
dora when she tries to cross the bridge but that hairy bitch jumps out and stops her because he’s a mean peice of shit
what if in the next pacific rim they used a giant mech content farm to brain rot the monsters
September 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
what if in the next pacific rim they used a giant mech content farm to brain rot the monsters
i have a crush on a handsome young man named Video Cartridge Game, physical copy
September 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
i have a crush on a handsome young man named Video Cartridge Game, physical copy
i was the first person in history
to master the hands free cum, but then they stole my idea and rebranded that shit as “yoga“
to master the hands free cum, but then they stole my idea and rebranded that shit as “yoga“
September 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
i was the first person in history
to master the hands free cum, but then they stole my idea and rebranded that shit as “yoga“
to master the hands free cum, but then they stole my idea and rebranded that shit as “yoga“
steve harvey: name a binary character who has secret non-binary swag
contestant: Frylock from Aqua teen hunger force steve!
steve: fry who from aqua team what?!
*third place on the board dings and flips*
*mr harvey leans on the podium for support and rubs his brow incredulously*
contestant: Frylock from Aqua teen hunger force steve!
steve: fry who from aqua team what?!
*third place on the board dings and flips*
*mr harvey leans on the podium for support and rubs his brow incredulously*
September 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
steve harvey: name a binary character who has secret non-binary swag
contestant: Frylock from Aqua teen hunger force steve!
steve: fry who from aqua team what?!
*third place on the board dings and flips*
*mr harvey leans on the podium for support and rubs his brow incredulously*
contestant: Frylock from Aqua teen hunger force steve!
steve: fry who from aqua team what?!
*third place on the board dings and flips*
*mr harvey leans on the podium for support and rubs his brow incredulously*