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A.B. Smart

@blobrights.bsky.social

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I’m Andy Bluesky’s premier reply guy I post original art + writing, leftist screeds, bad puns, and unsolicited opinions. My work is completely AI-free. They/he 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ https://www.ABSM.art/ <- short stories, contact info, blog

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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 16d

Why is everyone still asking about the files. There are no files, it’s all a hoax by the Mensheviks

A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · Aug 8

At 300 followers I release The Files

A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 42m

*Mr Beast Voice* I’ve brought every skateboarder in America down here to this Giant Silicone Mold of Tony Hawk. You won’t believe what happens next!!!

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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 20h

more like crapitalism am i right

A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 22h

I’ve decided that Waluigi is an electrician and Wario does HVAC. Both are non-union (derogatory)

A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 22h

The right wing concept of wokeness is so funny. Trying to be woke makes you woke, but trying too hard to be unwoke can also make you woke, but if you’re just existing you can still commit Woke Thought Crimes. One can only achieve “Not Woke” through a sort of zen middle path of low-effort bigotry

A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 23h

Now wait just a god damn minute

A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 1d

“Papa, I have sinned. Wa.”

A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 1d

Wario would give them beer and cigarettes, but Waluigi would probably try to sell them

A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 1d

ACAB includes Cammy

A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 1d

The (jump) man was best friends with Bill Clinton in 1990 ffs, it’s an open and shut case

A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 1d

King K Rule bought Epstein a jet ski for his birthday and owns a neighboring island

A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 1d

“Booty”

A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 1d

How dare you

Toad is the only Mushroom Kingdomer on the flight logs, and that’s just because he was a Caribbean charter pilot for two summers

Waluigi had ONE lunch☝️with Epstein, and that was in the 80s. At least he wasn’t BUSINESS PARTNERS WITH LEON BLACK like a certain red-attired plumber

A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 1d

Burger condiment provisioning over time

A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 2d

It’s finally time to release my edit of Dexter where I cut the grisly murder sequences and replace with the same audio clip dubbed over Super Sentai combat choreography

A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 3d

Technically there’s only like one soldier for every 50-100 people, so we would all have to share. I propose a Soldier Draft

A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 3d

This is the root source of my creative powers

A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 3d

There’s a particular mood I experience in the morning sometimes where I alt-echo whatever phrase I last heard, so even if someone was like “sports are the opiate of the masses” my brain just repeats “borts are the bopiate of the basses” until I say it out loud

A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 3d

Take up a long-term survival skill like woodworking or knitting

A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 3d

Oh my god I’m about to be 35

A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 3d

Mr met???? Say it ain’t so

A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 3d

Well, he’d probably DESTROY SOCIETY

A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 3d

Is it at least quiet and lacking in fury

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No More Robots @nomorerobots.io · 3d

Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:

A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 3d

Jon this is a good one. Call Manfred or Mandell or whatever his name is

A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 3d

This is a wild bill that addresses tons of issues around modern housing, well done. Hope it works as intended!