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A.B. Smart
@blobrights.bsky.social
310 followers 390 following 1.9K posts
I’m Andy Bluesky’s premier reply guy I post original art + writing, leftist screeds, bad puns, and unsolicited opinions. My work is completely AI-free. They/he 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ https://www.ABSM.art/ <- short stories, contact info, blog
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 15d
Why is everyone still asking about the files. There are no files, it’s all a hoax by the Mensheviks
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · Aug 8
At 300 followers I release The Files
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 14h
Burger condiment provisioning over time
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 1d
It’s finally time to release my edit of Dexter where I cut the grisly murder sequences and replace with the same audio clip dubbed over Super Sentai combat choreography
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 2d
Technically there’s only like one soldier for every 50-100 people, so we would all have to share. I propose a Soldier Draft
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 2d
This is the root source of my creative powers
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 2d
There’s a particular mood I experience in the morning sometimes where I alt-echo whatever phrase I last heard, so even if someone was like “sports are the opiate of the masses” my brain just repeats “borts are the bopiate of the basses” until I say it out loud
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 2d
Take up a long-term survival skill like woodworking or knitting
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 2d
Oh my god I’m about to be 35
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 2d
Mr met???? Say it ain’t so
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 2d
Well, he’d probably DESTROY SOCIETY
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 2d
Is it at least quiet and lacking in fury
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No More Robots @nomorerobots.io · 2d
Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 2d
Jon this is a good one. Call Manfred or Mandell or whatever his name is
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 2d
This is a wild bill that addresses tons of issues around modern housing, well done. Hope it works as intended!
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 3d
(The MLB was fine with the Astros cheating because they believed pandering to Texas would make them more money)
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 3d
But can it play DOOM
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 3d
All of that makes it particularly important and impressive for him to be as loudly oppositional as he has been
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 3d
Noam Chomsky was alive to hear the brand-new first ever recording of an electric guitar, and he’s now able to see Marshmello play a digital concert in Fortnite. Life is beautiful 🌈
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 3d
Hey! This post is about me!
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 3d
Apparently yes!

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 4d
in retrospect i think the "zombie" tv/movie craze that encouraged everyone to fantasize about how theyd murk all their neighbors, hole up in their house and eventually run into the woods , was a mistake
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 3d
@moderation.bsky.app this is censorship. Get your shit together!
A censorious label applied to a classical piece of art
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 3d
Let’s find out!
A photograph of a worker maintaining Michelangelo’s statue of David
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 3d
(Figure) C. The Pepsi Globe Dynamics: Emotive forces shape the gestalt of the brand identity.
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 3d
They’ll probably call it the “organic milk digester” and try to make it into a spaceship. So fucked up
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A.B. Smart @blobrights.bsky.social · 3d
Slave owner mindset
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Keith W. Dickinson @keithwdickinson.bsky.social · 4d
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
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The Verge @theverge.com · May 26
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
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