Crusty Slit
@bloopidybloop.bsky.social
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I just want to watch grisly horror movies in a tastefully decorated room (He/Him)
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Maybe I’ll hop on here every now and then 🤷🏻
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Trying something a little different for the 3 times a year I go out to a party at a gay bar
BECAUSE NOBDOY EVER TAKES PICS OF ME SO THEY ARE ALL SELFIES
Need any beach chairs carried? I can handle two - maybe three - of those at once. No big deal.
It was a titty kind of morning
Oh hey I never shared this pic here anyway bye!
Growing little by little!! 😁
IS THAT TATTOO WHAT I THINK IT IS
I literally posted the wrong pic and only had this screenshot because the insta post had 69 likes and I thought it was funny 🫠🥴
The gym is done and I’ve flipped the lever that initiates the process by which the entire structure will now begin to sink into a hidden bog below 😈
I am quite literally always a furnace so no worries there 😁
Long story short, my ass has gotten fatter 🥹
That’s all you, handsome 😍
Idk what this is but here it is
Hope everyone gets to eat an entire box of chocolates today (I’m not a gainer - my fat ass just loves chocolate 🥰)
It’s gotten to the point where I open one of these apps up and almost immediately see something I don’t like and therefore close it again. Maybe I’m just not a social media girlie anymore!
Who wants to watch The Menu with me?
Y’all really do love to vague-post on here, eh? So I’ll just say this bluntly - I think @jjskyhopper.bsky.social is a piece of shit 😘