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Crusty Slit

@bloopidybloop.bsky.social

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I just want to watch grisly horror movies in a tastefully decorated room (He/Him)

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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · Nov 7

Maybe I’ll hop on here every now and then 🤷🏻

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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 26d

Blah blah tits blah blah

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hby's stuff @hby.bsky.social · 26d

#pixelart #artpost

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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · Sep 12

😵‍💫

Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · Sep 12

Trying something a little different for the 3 times a year I go out to a party at a gay bar

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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · Aug 21

BECAUSE NOBDOY EVER TAKES PICS OF ME SO THEY ARE ALL SELFIES

Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · Aug 20

Need any beach chairs carried? I can handle two - maybe three - of those at once. No big deal.

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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · Jun 30

It was a titty kind of morning

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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · Jun 17

Oh hey I never shared this pic here anyway bye!

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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · Apr 15

Growing little by little!! 😁

Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · Apr 15

IS THAT TATTOO WHAT I THINK IT IS

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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · Apr 15

I literally posted the wrong pic and only had this screenshot because the insta post had 69 likes and I thought it was funny 🫠🥴

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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · Apr 14

Biiiiig stretch

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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · Mar 7

The gym is done and I’ve flipped the lever that initiates the process by which the entire structure will now begin to sink into a hidden bog below 😈

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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · Mar 3

I am quite literally always a furnace so no worries there 😁

Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · Mar 3

Sunday cuddles?

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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · Mar 2

Long story short, my ass has gotten fatter 🥹

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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · Mar 2

That’s all you, handsome 😍

Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · Mar 2

😘

Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · Feb 22

Idk what this is but here it is

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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · Feb 14

Hope everyone gets to eat an entire box of chocolates today (I’m not a gainer - my fat ass just loves chocolate 🥰)

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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · Feb 12

It’s gotten to the point where I open one of these apps up and almost immediately see something I don’t like and therefore close it again. Maybe I’m just not a social media girlie anymore!

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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · Feb 9

Who wants to watch The Menu with me?

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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · Feb 7

Fuck do I enjoy cheese

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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · Feb 6

Y’all really do love to vague-post on here, eh? So I’ll just say this bluntly - I think @jjskyhopper.bsky.social is a piece of shit 😘

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