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@blueheron.bsky.social

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The bird is the word. Expert on all things Ramblin bout Canucks, Whitecaps, Hotspur, sports, and life. Chronically ill cause lost the LC lottery and ended up with CFS/ME TYLER MYERS STAN ACCOUNT! Lying in bed, just like Brian Wilson did

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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 5m

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When the Cheese Drawer opens, this puppy comes looking! 👀🧀 #dog #shorts #adorable #cute #pets

YouTube video by Loulou the Pug

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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 9h

5th youngest team and theyre going to get results that a rebuilding team will get. The problem is they aren’t a rebuilding team. Yr 4 and they’ve built an “if everything goes right we’re a playoff team”.

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 10h

I can’t think of one, nothing in common. Definitely not the same shit owner

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 10h

I love IPAs but stouts shouldn’t be hoppy. I’m not a fan of beers over 7% and stouts should be malty, not hoppy

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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 12h

I’ll save you the time,

Everything goes right, fringe playoff team

Some things go right, fringe playoff team

Nothing goes right, fringe lotto team

4 years of PA/JR have built a fringe playoff team

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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 12h

9.2, 50 IBU stout. That sounds like it should be liquid barf, how was it?

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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 12h

How to not be so terrible while icing a forward group that is made up of one potential star and a bunch of 6-9 forwards

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 15h

Listening to these garbage MLS announcers, you’d think Orlando was the team to beat in the East and the Caps were a fringe team

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 17h

On Thursday I thought the Sherwood and Boeser goals were shots he stops if he doesnt play the night before.

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 17h

They are going to run him into the ground before the month is out.

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 19h

There can be only one

a hockey player with the number 57 on his back

ALT: a hockey player with the number 57 on his back

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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 2d

Nobel Committee, in awarding the 2025 Peace Prize:

"When authoritarians seize power, it is crucial to recognize courageous defenders of freedom who rise and resist."

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pNak 🇨🇦 🃏 @pnak3000.bsky.social · 1d

Next Nobel Peace Prize recipient?

WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 2d

Protect the Portland frog at all costs 💪

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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 2d

This was some top tier Stanchieing. Made me laugh multiple times.

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 2d

The tweet of someone who is worried about a big orange pissbaby bombing her

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J. Michael 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦 @zombiehockeytat.bsky.social · 2d

Joke of the day.

How do you find a cheetah in the dark?

Use a spotlight.

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 2d

That is some crafty veteran play by Petey to set up that Brocket of a shot

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 2d

Encouraging signs. Especially here in the third.

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 2d

Excluding going for a change, how many times have the Canucks dumped the puck in tonight? Seems like they are trying to keep possession instead of giving it away to try and get it back.

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Adam Kierszenblat @adamkblat.bsky.social · 2d

#Canucks Filip Chytil is now in sole possession of 54th all time for goals by a Czechia player in NHL history

Adam Kierszenblat @adamkblat.bsky.social · 2d

#Canucks Kierszenstat of the game: Scoring his 78th career goal, Filip Chytil breaks his tie with Josef Vasicek and is now tied with Petr Prucha for the 54th most goals by a player from Czechia in NHL history.

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Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 2d

That’s my kinda thanksgiving.

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 2d

He looked the same.

Not good

Bird @blueheron.bsky.social · 2d

Jokes aside its really cool that you connect over sports

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