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I would'a made the NHL too if my cousin Dave didn't give me a concussion playing road hockey.

Seriously though - BC progressive, moving left while the rest of the world seems to be moving right. Poilievre is a weasel. (He/Him) 🇨🇦
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Resting Putin's Bitch Face.
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What workload? All he does is schedule vacation time, hold press conferences to announce he has no knowledge of anything, and monitors his son's porn usage. Did anyone every figure out where his paycheck actually gets deposited since he doesn't have a bank account? That would be good to know.
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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it's several years old but the Adele SNL Thanksgiving sketch is still perfect
A Thanksgiving Miracle - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Trump does his usual "something bad happened I need to blame Biden" thing.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump calls for reinvestigation of all Afghan refugees who entered under Biden admin after National Guard shooting.
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The stench of corruption from this Witkoff/Kushner team is extreme. Nice to see some Republicans in Congress concerned, but Trump is clearly selling US policy to the Russians.

Time for impeachment # 3.

www.cbc.ca/news/world/u...
Republican calls for Witkoff to be removed from Ukraine war negotiating team, but Trump stands by his man | CBC News
Donald Trump is sticking with longtime friend and special envoy for peace missions, Steve Witkoff, even as a report late Tuesday appeared to portray Witkoff as coaching an aide to Russian President Vl...
www.cbc.ca
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
GRANDPA! YOU SHOULD GO TO BED!!
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Dreaming up his next "Sleepy Joe Biden" zinger.
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
To be fair, I do sleep better after spending the previous night sleeping on the floor.
The fuck I will, CNN
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Karoline Leavitt, clean up on aisle 3.
He literally tweeted this out.

“SHOULD ORDERS AND THE LAW EVER CONFLICT, OUR OFFICERS MUST OBEY THE LAW.”

This plaque is displayed at West Point. It’s the law. Not sedition.
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
It's mind-boggling that Pete f'n Hegseth decides to pick a patriotism fight with combat pilot / astronaut / husband of congresswoman who got shot Mark Kelly.
November 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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I wrote about the fake account blowup on X this weekend. A genuine post-truth nightmare and proof that these companies have polluted their platforms so thoroughly and traded reality for profit that they've undermined the very idea of what the internet is supposed to be.
That MAGA Account Might Be a Troll From Pakistan
How X blew up its own platform with a new location feature
www.theatlantic.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Why are US politicians unable to come to grips with why Canadians preceive the US as more enemy than friend? It's not just the tariffs!!

Would acknowledging Trump's threats to our sovereignty require them to admit they've handed their constitutional powers to a lunatic?

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
'Cultural break': U.S. senators say relations with Canadian neighbours are suffering | CBC News
The tariffs imposed on Canada by U.S. President Donald Trump have clearly caused economic pain for Canada, but a U.S. senator from Maine says he's more worried about how Canadians are reacting on a pe...
www.cbc.ca
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
The rot within Elon Musk's platform is wide and deep.

Here's an account with over 50,000 followers (including Canada Proud!). It purports to be located in Calgary, but is actually based in Colombia.
November 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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When you help preside over economic policy that is both inflationary and nonsensical and tell average Americans struggling with affordability that they should deal with it by finding a new place to live.
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
So I goes to the landlady
I said, You let me slide?
I'll have the rent for you tomorrow
Or the next day I don't know
So said let me slide it on you know people
I notice when I come home in the evenin'
She ain't got nothing nice to say to me
But for five year she was so nice
Lord, she was lovey-dovey
🎶”I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo… what the hell am I doin’ heeere. I don’t belong here.”🎶
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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“The decision to override Charter rights fails this test.”

The Anglican, Lutheran and United Churches in Alberta have written to Danielle Smith condemning her use of the notwithstanding clause to punch down on the vulnerable Albertans.

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
November 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Speaking of NATO commitments, it would be nice if member nations did NOT conspire with the Russians.
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Do words even mean anything anymore, @apnews.com ? Killing and wounding dozens in an airstrike is not "testing" a ceasefire.

The whole point of a ceasefire is that aren't things like airstrikes.
November 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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I think this clip is the key to understanding why Trump acted the way he did with Mamdani. His world revolves around TV ratings.

"I tell you, the press has eaten this thing up."
November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
MAGA radicals like Loomer are currently losing their shit over this 180 from Trump. 🤣🤣
November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM