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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 2h

I had to do it with 2nd, 5th, Kindergarten, and 1st. Hell.

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 2h

FOUR. FOUR. FOUR FIRE DRILLS TODAY.

THAT WAS UNNECESSARY

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 6h

Got pulled again for subbing and I actually was able to hear the teacher I share a room with complaining from the second floor which was nice.

Another teacher pointed out I get pulled the most outside of my grade level which is true! Most get to stay with their own grade but I don’t.

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 9h

My mom puts it in her stuffing recipe it’s not bad there!

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 9h

Right like….some stuff is gonna be a little more processed because it has to be shelf stable.

And I guess depending on turkey size it can be more than $40 but as a promotion it’s not bad at all.

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 9h

But they want it to be their SPECIFIC holiday foods and not yucky things like canned pumpkin or processed cheese for mac and cheese.

You get 10lbs of potatoes, 3lbs of sweet potatoes, carrots, celery, cranberries. It’s not all processed. But people wanna act above it.

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 10h

Store has a promotion where you can get a lot of food for the holidays for $40 and people are all going “ew I don’t want that” then don’t fucking buy it???

The list is all pretty common thanksgiving/holiday food and that’s the promotion. It’s not gonna be lobster and squid and shit??

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 18h

Moose and his mommy is always just the cutest he’s always been a momma’s boy.

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 20h

SILLY FACE

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 20h

A long term sub’s appointment was posted and she’s making $50k more than me she might be making more than teacher she’s SUBBING for

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 21h

Me: hey you still interested in purchasing these books I got solely bc you wanted them
Person: yes!
Me: okay this is how much it cost me so that it what it will cost you
Person: 👻

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 1d

Me when the 3 year old who was sent home on Friday for vomiting vomits all over himself and I get to be the one who takes him to the nurse (the long way bc construction has the closest ways STILL closed)

a man with a beard and elf ears has a tattoo on his neck that says ' vc '

ALT: a man with a beard and elf ears has a tattoo on his neck that says ' vc '

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 1d

Bitch ass office put me in prek AGAIN after I come back from being sick.

I swear to god they’re punishing me for being out.

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 1d

And now he is pushing me off the bed with his giant butt

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 1d

Bear was born doing a power stance.

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 1d

Behold! Babies.

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 1d

There is a man with a cast iron juicer and every time he juices something new it’s like LOOK IT MAKES JUICE

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 1d

My dad’s new car has a seat COOLING function and we weren’t sure how it worked but today was hot and I wanted to take a ride in it so we got to test it out.

There’s fans IN THE SEATS.

None of us have gotten new cars in a long time (my brothers “new” is used) so this is all a TREAT.

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Adroitly Absurd @adroitlyabsurd.bsky.social · 2d

Good god I feel old

alice @alice.mosphere.at · 2d

happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 2d

It’s wild how I try to sell stuff at decent prices and can’t get any bites meanwhile people are selling a single book for $300 and making immediate sales.

I guess I could try the BST groups on Facebook? Idk. Less fees that way so it can be cheaper for the buyer.

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 2d

In BG3, DA, and FFXIV. all at once somehow!

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 2d

I didn’t even realize it was ffxiv at first they’re bigger than Dadacha’s entire body.

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Cheeb (Commissions Open) @chibinetherlands.bsky.social · 3d

Based on this absolute stupidity I made when I first saw Mega Starmie. He compelled me.

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 3d

Before you block the TSA account give the feed a quick cringe-through

"Silence is golden" does not apply at the airport omg plz if you see something say something
September 17, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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Not a doctor but the sharp pain in your foot might go away if you try not hiding a knife in your shoe as you walk through security???
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*opens email*
"Rocket launcher discovered by
TSA in a checked bag"
Omg please make it stop we are literally begging...
September 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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"I didn't know it was in there"
Oh, ok so the knife just wrapped itself in tinfoil then...
September 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 2d

There is a person on tumblr who many people I know over there know of mainly bc they are INSANE about their OCs, among other things.

Every now and then I wonder what they’re up to. So I checked.

And the answer is “modding a beloved mmorpg so their character has the biggest tits imaginable.”

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