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persian (unfortunately not a cat). he/him. just doing my best
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told a joke so funny during bowling last night that multiple members of my team made me repeat it so they could hear too 😌🤠
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like the pieces of meat we all are
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you can he’s just really bad at returning texts
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good for you smiling through it
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why would peoples happiness make you depressed
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call your parents!!
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i bailed during the first ep too. everyone is just so unlikeable
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really wanna like this but it’s at 69 and i just can’t do that to my boy leo
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i feel like single people would hate closed relationships more?
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he looks like he’s figured out his thirteenth reason
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keep my name out of your mouth
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movie that starts as like very realistic real housewives franchise but then one of them finds gay content being created by one of their husbands and then that husband’s housewives murders all of them one by one and the movie turns into a found-footage gore movie
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seth marks can be available for filming as soon as today
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any time i fly out of dc and don’t get crashed into by a military helicopter i consider it a win. finally back in chicago after three weeks boycat i’m coming!!!!!
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happy birthday to the silliest and sweetest friend i could ask for. ily jaybird!!!!!! here’s to many more bdays of us being idiots together 🥰 @jaykisokay.bsky.social
selfie of jay and me somewhere in california selfie of jay and me at five guys celebrities without teeth photo of jay in front of an ikea that has been edited to show him holding a gun and saying “i’m the bottom”
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should i use it and just share pics of boycat
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boycat has fully forgotten me at this point
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i keep asking myself that same question
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I wrote a little about some of the little details you might have missed in this video and why it hit me so hard as a trans person this morning:

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