saaaaaam
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persian (unfortunately not a cat). he/him. just doing my best
no good cat goes unpetted
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
no good cat goes unpetted
just had a 945 am costco hotdog ama
November 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
just had a 945 am costco hotdog ama
i know that “psych” is correct but i still yearn to say it as “please say sike”—why does my body ache so
November 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
i know that “psych” is correct but i still yearn to say it as “please say sike”—why does my body ache so
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i know that no one could possibly understand my emotional turmoil but i bought a pair of slippers from costco that were size 13-14 and they were a bit too large so i bought the pair that was 11-12 and they are
just a bit snug. the trials and tribulations of being a size 12.5
just a bit snug. the trials and tribulations of being a size 12.5
November 19, 2025 at 6:36 AM
i know that no one could possibly understand my emotional turmoil but i bought a pair of slippers from costco that were size 13-14 and they were a bit too large so i bought the pair that was 11-12 and they are
just a bit snug. the trials and tribulations of being a size 12.5
just a bit snug. the trials and tribulations of being a size 12.5
does anyone in boystown know which restaurants use those delivery robots
November 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
does anyone in boystown know which restaurants use those delivery robots
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just did a gay guy movie night double feature of Freakier Friday and Your Name, switching bodies and genres babyyyy
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
just did a gay guy movie night double feature of Freakier Friday and Your Name, switching bodies and genres babyyyy
just shoveled for the first time of the season 💪🏽
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
just shoveled for the first time of the season 💪🏽
it’s heated toilet seat season!!!
November 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
it’s heated toilet seat season!!!
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i might not be able to see shit but i refuse to draw the curtains by my desk
November 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
i might not be able to see shit but i refuse to draw the curtains by my desk
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Sitting to down eat and who decides to join me at the table if not the Soup Coveter himself?
November 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Sitting to down eat and who decides to join me at the table if not the Soup Coveter himself?
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clap if you think staten island should suffer
November 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
clap if you think staten island should suffer
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
mamdani is gonna be so hot in a decade
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
mamdani is gonna be so hot in a decade
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FAGGOTS LEMME HEAR YALL MAKE SOME NOISE FOR REAL POP MUSIC open.spotify.com/album/6SSSF9...
Kiss
open.spotify.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
FAGGOTS LEMME HEAR YALL MAKE SOME NOISE FOR REAL POP MUSIC open.spotify.com/album/6SSSF9...
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November 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
i feel like the defining thing of being an adult is having a lot of sauces at your disposal
November 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i feel like the defining thing of being an adult is having a lot of sauces at your disposal
today feels like a good day to spend a lot of money on random shit. what should i buy
October 31, 2025 at 3:59 PM
today feels like a good day to spend a lot of money on random shit. what should i buy
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Illinois will effectively eliminate parking minimum requirements in ~all of Chicago and much of its suburbs thanks to the transit funding bill that passed last night.
Also contains parking reform! This is a preliminary map of Chicagoland based on the People Over Parking Act provision.
It would also apply downstate though!
It would also apply downstate though!
October 31, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Illinois will effectively eliminate parking minimum requirements in ~all of Chicago and much of its suburbs thanks to the transit funding bill that passed last night.
does everyone keep a couple snacks in their nightstand or am i just a little greedy
October 31, 2025 at 3:32 AM
does everyone keep a couple snacks in their nightstand or am i just a little greedy
japan going to war with bears?!?!?! divas down
More than 100 people in Japan have been injured by bears this year, and 11 have died, a record. Now the government is preparing to dispatch the military to one hard-hit area to help deal with the problem.
Japan Plans to Send Troops to Help Stop Bear Attacks
With the number of people killed by bears reaching a record nationwide, the defense ministry is preparing to send the military to one badly hit area to set traps.
nyti.ms
October 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
japan going to war with bears?!?!?! divas down