saaaaaam
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persian (unfortunately not a cat). he/him. just doing my best
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he looks like he’s figured out his thirteenth reason
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keep my name out of your mouth
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movie that starts as like very realistic real housewives franchise but then one of them finds gay content being created by one of their husbands and then that husband’s housewives murders all of them one by one and the movie turns into a found-footage gore movie
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seth marks can be available for filming as soon as today
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any time i fly out of dc and don’t get crashed into by a military helicopter i consider it a win. finally back in chicago after three weeks boycat i’m coming!!!!!
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happy birthday to the silliest and sweetest friend i could ask for. ily jaybird!!!!!! here’s to many more bdays of us being idiots together 🥰 @jaykisokay.bsky.social
selfie of jay and me somewhere in california selfie of jay and me at five guys celebrities without teeth photo of jay in front of an ikea that has been edited to show him holding a gun and saying “i’m the bottom”
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should i use it and just share pics of boycat
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boycat has fully forgotten me at this point
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i keep asking myself that same question
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I wrote a little about some of the little details you might have missed in this video and why it hit me so hard as a trans person this morning:

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wearing my twice shirt at atlanta pride so everyone knows i’m a real one
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i half expected you to still be stuck in the parking lot
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we’re all just doing our best
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that was such a sight lmao. i will say that i do respect you more knowing that you didn’t *choose* a waymo though lol
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since when can someone moisturized and in good spirits not also be mentally unwell
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that’s why we drink it
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pup bottoms be like “i got that DAWG in me”
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nothing specific it’s just constant online
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omg i’m in atlanta too. well more so than you but still
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looooove JPMOrgan Charse
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oh no are we in a bluesky death spiral
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EXACTLY i loooooooooove