Tom Zohar
@tomzohar.bsky.social
Probably yelling about something somewhere
How does Bert keep finding himself in these throuples
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
How does Bert keep finding himself in these throuples
🎶 because I knew you
I have been changed for good 🎶
I have been changed for good 🎶
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
🎶 because I knew you
I have been changed for good 🎶
I have been changed for good 🎶
“Is your dick burlap?”
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
“Is your dick burlap?”
Guests at Glinda’s wedding watching her walk down the aisle on all those butterflies
November 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Guests at Glinda’s wedding watching her walk down the aisle on all those butterflies
Well that was exactly what I would expect an adaptation of act 2 of Wicked to be lmao
(I liked it overall and I think some of y’all are being harsh but that’s okay)
(I liked it overall and I think some of y’all are being harsh but that’s okay)
November 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Well that was exactly what I would expect an adaptation of act 2 of Wicked to be lmao
(I liked it overall and I think some of y’all are being harsh but that’s okay)
(I liked it overall and I think some of y’all are being harsh but that’s okay)
Now seated for Wicked act 2
November 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Now seated for Wicked act 2
Glenn Close in The Hunger Games:
November 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Glenn Close in The Hunger Games:
I’ve always been obsessed with how “and just to clear the air I ask forgiveness for the things I’ve done you blame me for / but then I guess we know there’s blame to share” is such a non-apology from both of them
November 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I’ve always been obsessed with how “and just to clear the air I ask forgiveness for the things I’ve done you blame me for / but then I guess we know there’s blame to share” is such a non-apology from both of them
Look mom I’m acting
November 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Look mom I’m acting
Me being reminded that Aaron Tveit’s character in Chess is called Freddie TRUMPER
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Me being reminded that Aaron Tveit’s character in Chess is called Freddie TRUMPER
YOU HAVE A LOT OF MOMENTS WAITING
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
YOU HAVE A LOT OF MOMENTS WAITING
Just in case any of y’all are in San Diego for the next few weeks, come see me do acting backyardrenaissance.com/tickets/wave...
November 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Just in case any of y’all are in San Diego for the next few weeks, come see me do acting backyardrenaissance.com/tickets/wave...
🎶“I was greedy”
“I was vain”
“I was haughty”
“I was smug”
“We were happy”
“It was fun”
“But we were blind”
“Then we went into the woods
To get our wish
And now we're really blind”🎶
“I was vain”
“I was haughty”
“I was smug”
“We were happy”
“It was fun”
“But we were blind”
“Then we went into the woods
To get our wish
And now we're really blind”🎶
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
🎶“I was greedy”
“I was vain”
“I was haughty”
“I was smug”
“We were happy”
“It was fun”
“But we were blind”
“Then we went into the woods
To get our wish
And now we're really blind”🎶
“I was vain”
“I was haughty”
“I was smug”
“We were happy”
“It was fun”
“But we were blind”
“Then we went into the woods
To get our wish
And now we're really blind”🎶
Mario Galaxy movie and Devil Wears Prada 2 teasers dropping on the same day… today really is for the gaymers
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Mario Galaxy movie and Devil Wears Prada 2 teasers dropping on the same day… today really is for the gaymers
IT: Welcome to Derry is so wild because one minute you’re sitting through the most boring military drama you’ve ever had to sit through and then suddenly you’re watching a Goosebumps episode from 1995
November 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
IT: Welcome to Derry is so wild because one minute you’re sitting through the most boring military drama you’ve ever had to sit through and then suddenly you’re watching a Goosebumps episode from 1995
New type of Pikmin unlocked
November 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
New type of Pikmin unlocked
Just realized I get to see Wicked: For Good in exactly two weeks
November 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Just realized I get to see Wicked: For Good in exactly two weeks
The two princes in Into the Woods:
November 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The two princes in Into the Woods:
I’m gonna be totally honest and say I thought Dick Cheney was already dead
November 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I’m gonna be totally honest and say I thought Dick Cheney was already dead
Already dark at 5 pm
November 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Already dark at 5 pm
Waking up at 6 am because of the time change
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Waking up at 6 am because of the time change
People in the real world looking at a gay man’s costume: oh that’s fun hahaha
Gays online looking at a gay man’s costume:
Gays online looking at a gay man’s costume:
November 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
People in the real world looking at a gay man’s costume: oh that’s fun hahaha
Gays online looking at a gay man’s costume:
Gays online looking at a gay man’s costume:
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you didn’t bother wearing a costume (or cleaning the mirror)
October 31, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you didn’t bother wearing a costume (or cleaning the mirror)
The Baker’s Wife meeting the Prince in the woods:
October 31, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The Baker’s Wife meeting the Prince in the woods: