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Born to Haunt Bacon 🥓

Born to Haunt Bacon 🥓

@borntoeatbacon.com

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Old gimp who likes Halloween/Samhain, Sci-Fi, & horror. *On the spectrum. *My roommate is a cat. *I know were my towel is. *Location: North-East Ohio *Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/eh3g *Wishlist: http://wishlist.borntoeatbacon.com

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Born to Haunt Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 22m

This is the spooky season. That could be the reason your shuttle driver is absent.

He was dragged from the shuttle and hung from a tree.

Not everything is about genitals. Just most things are.

Born to Haunt Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 1h

rolled right out the door......

Born to Haunt Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 1h

Good job man!

Born to Haunt Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 2h

and onto the floor

Born to Haunt Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 2h

when somebody sneezed

Born to Haunt Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 2h

All covered in cheese.....

Born to Haunt Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 5h

make a movie food

The Texas Chain-Restaurant Massacre

eek @pokestarwind.bsky.social · 5h

make a movie food

frozen pizza

Born to Haunt Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 5h

My ex loved country music.
Just one of many reasons she's my ex..... 🤢

Born to Haunt Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 5h

Maybe there will be a CRap battle?

Born to Haunt Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 5h

Country music makes me stabby.

Born to Haunt Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 5h

So he can't pick on you for watching from a blanket fort behind the couch?

Born to Haunt Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 5h

What degen put men in hymen?

That sounded better in my head...

Born to Haunt Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 6h

As told in the scriptures...

Reposted by Born to Haunt Bacon 🥓

tcg14.bsky.social @tcg14.bsky.social · 6h

a man is serving a salad to a woman at a table .

ALT: a man is serving a salad to a woman at a table .

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Born to Haunt Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 6h

Apricots are bald peaches, right?
Or am I thinking of nectarines?

Born to Haunt Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 6h

I honestly couldn't identify it. I am not fluent in fruits and vegetables.

Born to Haunt Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 6h

THAT my dear is why I am tiring of being here at all.

Born to Haunt Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 6h

You know some pedantic bible thumping pissant who ain't had pussy since pussy had them complained because your food pics turned them on.

Born to Haunt Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 6h

Yes, getting the side eye vibe from that other one.

Born to Haunt Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 6h

Is that a new position they came up since back when I had the sex?

Born to Haunt Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 6h

My, what lovely eye you have my dear.... 😍😘🫶

Born to Haunt Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 6h

No doubt created an alias to try and lure me back into the basement.......

Born to Haunt Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 6h

In their defense, all the feet you post are from adults.

What I don't get is how "adult content" is considered a bad thing?

Born to Haunt Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 8h

I'll miss you. I don't blame you though, I'm tiring of this place as well.

Born to Haunt Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 8h

They are killi9ng my interest in social media all together. They have gotten so horrible they chased me to TikTok.

Me! TikTok!