Just Bacon 🥓
@borntoeatbacon.com
Old gimp who likes bacon, cheese, Sci-Fi, & horror.
*On the spectrum.
*My roommate is a cat.
*I know were my towel is.
*Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/eh3g
*Wishlist: http://wishlist.borntoeatbacon.com
*On the spectrum.
*My roommate is a cat.
*I know were my towel is.
*Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/eh3g
*Wishlist: http://wishlist.borntoeatbacon.com
How the Grinch got away with Murder on the Orient Express
December 12, 2025 at 9:15 AM
How the Grinch got away with Murder on the Orient Express
Leggo my Necco
IYKYK
IYKYK
December 12, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Leggo my Necco
IYKYK
IYKYK
How the Grinch put snakes on a plane
December 12, 2025 at 8:53 AM
How the Grinch put snakes on a plane
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How the Grinch got the Ruby Slippers
December 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
How the Grinch got the Ruby Slippers
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Bedbug dinner theater
December 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Bedbug dinner theater
Help me. I was pooping and I can't get up.
December 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Help me. I was pooping and I can't get up.
How the Grinch threw your mama from the train
December 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
How the Grinch threw your mama from the train
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Let's play hide n seek in the morgue.
December 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Let's play hide n seek in the morgue.
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Well fuck you too, Mrs Robinson.
December 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Well fuck you too, Mrs Robinson.
How the Grinch did your mom.
December 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
How the Grinch did your mom.
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How the Grinch Killed the Radio Star
December 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
How the Grinch Killed the Radio Star
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FYI - if you get soy sauce up your nose, it really really stings.
December 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
FYI - if you get soy sauce up your nose, it really really stings.
"And the Grinch's heart grew 3 sizes that day, resulting in an Arrhythmia, Hypertension, and triggering a fatal brain aneurysm."
December 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
"And the Grinch's heart grew 3 sizes that day, resulting in an Arrhythmia, Hypertension, and triggering a fatal brain aneurysm."
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Pavlov: Got any pets?
Schrôdinger: Kinda
Schrôdinger: Kinda
December 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Pavlov: Got any pets?
Schrôdinger: Kinda
Schrôdinger: Kinda
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“Well, hey … these things just snap right off.”
December 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
“Well, hey … these things just snap right off.”
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If you ever feel useless just remember it’s somebody’s job to put “hand wash only” on clothing tags
December 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
If you ever feel useless just remember it’s somebody’s job to put “hand wash only” on clothing tags
What is your all-time favourite Christmas movie?
Mine: Lethal Weapon
Mine: Lethal Weapon
December 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
What is your all-time favourite Christmas movie?
Mine: Lethal Weapon
Mine: Lethal Weapon
White people chicken tacos.
(I apologize to Mexico for this desperate imitation of their food)
(I apologize to Mexico for this desperate imitation of their food)
December 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
White people chicken tacos.
(I apologize to Mexico for this desperate imitation of their food)
(I apologize to Mexico for this desperate imitation of their food)
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December 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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You will be visited by three spirits…oh yeah, and Snorky.
December 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
You will be visited by three spirits…oh yeah, and Snorky.
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POV: You said “don’t climb the tree”...so I became the tree. 🌲😼✨
December 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
POV: You said “don’t climb the tree”...so I became the tree. 🌲😼✨
It's still December.
I still hate December.
That is all.
I still hate December.
That is all.
December 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
It's still December.
I still hate December.
That is all.
I still hate December.
That is all.
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raccoon: (smoking cigar) here’s the plan boys…
[unrolls detailed blueprint of a garbage can]
raccoon: …we walk right up to the son of a bitch and knock it over
[unrolls detailed blueprint of a garbage can]
raccoon: …we walk right up to the son of a bitch and knock it over
March 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
raccoon: (smoking cigar) here’s the plan boys…
[unrolls detailed blueprint of a garbage can]
raccoon: …we walk right up to the son of a bitch and knock it over
[unrolls detailed blueprint of a garbage can]
raccoon: …we walk right up to the son of a bitch and knock it over
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no one better bring me to life with a magic hat that’s all i’m saying
December 8, 2025 at 12:33 PM
no one better bring me to life with a magic hat that’s all i’m saying
Fucking American's. So petty even Irish butter needs Americanized.
December 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Fucking American's. So petty even Irish butter needs Americanized.