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Born to Haunt Bacon ๐Ÿฅ“
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Old gimp who likes Halloween/Samhain, Sci-Fi, & horror. *On the spectrum. *My roommate is a cat. *I know were my towel is. *Location: North-East Ohio *Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/eh3g *Wishlist: http://wishlist.borntoeatbacon.com
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But that means they win.
Can't let that happen.

What does not kill us gives us really unhinged coping mechanisms!
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ahhhhh my trade name acceptance went through!

Neurospace: Affirming Psychiatry & Counseling is now officially a DBA for my company, Aslynn J. Romano PLLC

do you have a therapist? do they know I exist? would you like to tell them, especially if you live in a state I am licensed in? thanks so much!
I'm Aslynn! ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป

I'm an Autistic Psychiatric nurse practitioner who diagnoses adults & youth 16+ in NH, MA, CT, & NY at my virtual private practice - Neurospace: Affirming Psychiatry & Counseling

2 years ago Neurospace was not yet a twinkle in my eye but now I offer personal consultation nationwide ๐ŸŒˆ
You know the best way to defeat stairs?

One step at a time.

I'll show myself out...
I mean, I agree. Everyone I know agrees. Everyone that deserves to live agrees....
Lucky you. My personalities voted me out of the club. Something about me being disappointing?
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Tarot Card of the Day ๐Ÿ”† Daily Taroscope ๐ŸŒ€ The Magician

This card invites you to recognize your personal power and the ability to shape your reality through intention and focus.
But bragging is so fucking unattractive that having something to brag about costs you point.

I pride myself in only bragging about never bragging unless I am bragging about not bragging.
Oooh, I love this show! ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ‘€
She's my sweet girl. When she wants to be.
I chose cremation too. Even bought an urn to stay in.
#crowtarot #cardoftheday

Joining forces to become stronger. Karmic friendship.
She me locked in her basement for a month. Trust me, I know.
Watching TV with my girl curled up beside me.
Meh, you're only dead on the inside. Much like me.

If we were dead on the outside we'd smell worse.
Does that go for everyone? ๐Ÿค”
Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you?
"gestures autistically"

Love that. Totally need to pocket that for future use.
Really? I know the Cheese Wiz. We should totally get them together some time.
The official term is deconstructed.
Rotten Tomatoes but for people.

It's called Stinky Scrotums.
Well yeah, you're supposed to roast your nuts on an open fire, like the song says......right?
This is so unfair. 5 hot guys and ME?
Like they aren't gonna know it was me?
So I stole your bacon, get over it already!