Just Bacon 🥓
@borntoeatbacon.com
Old gimp who likes bacon, cheese, Sci-Fi, & horror.
*On the spectrum.
*My roommate is a cat.
*I know were my towel is.
*Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/eh3g
*Wishlist: http://wishlist.borntoeatbacon.com
*On the spectrum.
*My roommate is a cat.
*I know were my towel is.
*Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/eh3g
*Wishlist: http://wishlist.borntoeatbacon.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
White people chicken tacos.
(I apologize to Mexico for this desperate imitation of their food)
(I apologize to Mexico for this desperate imitation of their food)
December 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
White people chicken tacos.
(I apologize to Mexico for this desperate imitation of their food)
(I apologize to Mexico for this desperate imitation of their food)
Fucking American's. So petty even Irish butter needs Americanized.
December 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Fucking American's. So petty even Irish butter needs Americanized.
Today marks my first day of winter. I wore pants.
December 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Today marks my first day of winter. I wore pants.
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
December 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character.
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character.
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
The "BornToEatBacon" nom de guerre was born 16 years ago today, at a tavern during my lunch break.
November 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The "BornToEatBacon" nom de guerre was born 16 years ago today, at a tavern during my lunch break.
This shit is the shit. Like totally the shit. The good shit. I am so fucking addicted. Cherry Dr Pepper is what has been missing in my life.
November 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This shit is the shit. Like totally the shit. The good shit. I am so fucking addicted. Cherry Dr Pepper is what has been missing in my life.
The sad part about this is that I not only have liners, but even knew where they were. This despite only using my oven for storage and having not opened it in 5 years.
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The sad part about this is that I not only have liners, but even knew where they were. This despite only using my oven for storage and having not opened it in 5 years.
How dare she make a mockery of Alf. I am telling Boo about this act of herecy!
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
How dare she make a mockery of Alf. I am telling Boo about this act of herecy!
Would you look at this shit? Animal Cruelty? What? Feeding carrots to my beetles? Being an indentured servant to a cat?
realgreywolf.bsky.social can go fuck themselves with a petrified horse cock.
realgreywolf.bsky.social can go fuck themselves with a petrified horse cock.
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Would you look at this shit? Animal Cruelty? What? Feeding carrots to my beetles? Being an indentured servant to a cat?
realgreywolf.bsky.social can go fuck themselves with a petrified horse cock.
realgreywolf.bsky.social can go fuck themselves with a petrified horse cock.
The B Team, in its entirety!
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The B Team, in its entirety!
2 of the B team have their butts out.
November 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
2 of the B team have their butts out.
Hudson is head over heals for baby carrots...
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Hudson is head over heals for baby carrots...
Aye, enjoying a cuppa Tim's from my favorite mug.
(ironically this was a gift from the lady who made them to thank my son and I for our patronage)
(ironically this was a gift from the lady who made them to thank my son and I for our patronage)
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Aye, enjoying a cuppa Tim's from my favorite mug.
(ironically this was a gift from the lady who made them to thank my son and I for our patronage)
(ironically this was a gift from the lady who made them to thank my son and I for our patronage)
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I'll trade you, here is your card for the day.
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I'll trade you, here is your card for the day.