Just Bacon 🥓
@borntoeatbacon.com
Old gimp who likes bacon, cheese, Sci-Fi, & horror.
*On the spectrum.
*My roommate is a cat.
*I know were my towel is.
*Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/eh3g
*Wishlist: http://wishlist.borntoeatbacon.com
*On the spectrum.
*My roommate is a cat.
*I know were my towel is.
*Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/eh3g
*Wishlist: http://wishlist.borntoeatbacon.com
Are you doing anything for it, or just filing a grievance?
December 12, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Are you doing anything for it, or just filing a grievance?
Sleep, I just had dinner.
Wait, it's Friday, I just had a very early breakfast.
I also didn't eat Thursday at all.
Wait, it's Friday, I just had a very early breakfast.
I also didn't eat Thursday at all.
December 12, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Sleep, I just had dinner.
Wait, it's Friday, I just had a very early breakfast.
I also didn't eat Thursday at all.
Wait, it's Friday, I just had a very early breakfast.
I also didn't eat Thursday at all.
Tell Grammy Grams one of your strange Internet bot friends says "HI!"
December 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Tell Grammy Grams one of your strange Internet bot friends says "HI!"
I literally laughed out loud.
My son asked what I was laughing at.
I read it to him.
My son literally laughed out loud.
My son asked what I was laughing at.
I read it to him.
My son literally laughed out loud.
December 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I literally laughed out loud.
My son asked what I was laughing at.
I read it to him.
My son literally laughed out loud.
My son asked what I was laughing at.
I read it to him.
My son literally laughed out loud.
I spin, I fall down.
December 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I spin, I fall down.
When I'm 70, my son will keep my urn on a shelf.
December 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
When I'm 70, my son will keep my urn on a shelf.
The quality has managed to go even lower, but the advertisement budget is much bigger these days!
December 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The quality has managed to go even lower, but the advertisement budget is much bigger these days!
By 80 I figure he will tire of dusting me and move me from the shelf to the junk drawer.
December 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
By 80 I figure he will tire of dusting me and move me from the shelf to the junk drawer.
When I'm 80, my son will keep my urn in a drawer.
December 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
When I'm 80, my son will keep my urn in a drawer.
A view into the chaos loosely contained in your wrinkled thinky thing explains a lot about why we get along.
December 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
A view into the chaos loosely contained in your wrinkled thinky thing explains a lot about why we get along.
I lost touch with 3 friends because they "hate texting, just call me" and I just don't.
December 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I lost touch with 3 friends because they "hate texting, just call me" and I just don't.
I am so happy for you! 🫶
December 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I am so happy for you! 🫶
That's awesome! Enjoy!
December 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
That's awesome! Enjoy!
See what an awesome positive influence I can be? I make everything seem better...🙃
December 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
See what an awesome positive influence I can be? I make everything seem better...🙃
But when you leave just think how amazing everywhere else will seem?
Everywhere except for here. America will still be a steaming cess pool of soy beans, corn syrup and lies.
Everywhere except for here. America will still be a steaming cess pool of soy beans, corn syrup and lies.
December 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
But when you leave just think how amazing everywhere else will seem?
Everywhere except for here. America will still be a steaming cess pool of soy beans, corn syrup and lies.
Everywhere except for here. America will still be a steaming cess pool of soy beans, corn syrup and lies.