ʙᴜᴛᴛᴇʀʙᴀʟʟ🦃ʙᴀᴍs (ᴋᴄ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ🏈🫧)™
@timberbams.bsky.social
♡ʙᴀᴄᴏɴ ᴡʀᴀᴘᴘᴇᴅ ɢʀɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴏ ᴄʜᴀᴍᴘ ᴀᴍʙᴇʀ ᴅᴀᴡɴ ᴘᴏᴜᴛʏ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss ᴘᴀɴᴄᴀᴋᴇs ғɪʀsᴛ ᴏғ ʜᴇʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇ🥓🧀👑🏈❤️🔥🥁♡ᴅᴏᴏᴏ ᴅᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᴅᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏɪɴɢ @whatshisfaceme.bsky.social💖 sɪɴᴄᴇ '20♡♾️sᴍɪᴅɢᴇs♡
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♡ᴛ1 ᴅɪᴀʙᴇᴛɪᴄ ᴄʏʙᴏʀɢ🩸
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♡ʀᴇʙᴇʟ ᴊᴇᴅɪ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss💫
♡ᴘʀᴏғᴇssɪᴏɴᴀʟ ᴄᴏᴜᴄʜ ᴘᴏᴛᴀᴛᴏ📺
I just took one look at these Christmas lists and started googling: "How much can I sell my hair for?" Not selling a kidney yet, but I'm definitely in 'inventory all body parts' season.
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I just took one look at these Christmas lists and started googling: "How much can I sell my hair for?" Not selling a kidney yet, but I'm definitely in 'inventory all body parts' season.
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The year I cookied Thanksgiving dinner instead of cooking Thanksgiving dinner.
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The year I cookied Thanksgiving dinner instead of cooking Thanksgiving dinner.
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ordering a “Philadelphia cheesesteak sandwich” and getting my ass kicked
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
ordering a “Philadelphia cheesesteak sandwich” and getting my ass kicked
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Will the cat forgive me for having to stomp my feet and scare him away or is that the end of our relationship
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Will the cat forgive me for having to stomp my feet and scare him away or is that the end of our relationship
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make your kid’s birthday party a special one they’ll be talking about in therapy for years to come
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
make your kid’s birthday party a special one they’ll be talking about in therapy for years to come
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I grew a cat.
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I grew a cat.
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The episode of Veep they won't air
JD Vance fucks the turkey on Thanksgiving
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The episode of Veep they won't air
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I prefer solitude too much to compromise with the world.
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I prefer solitude too much to compromise with the world.
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I may not be fluent, but I can be silent in many languages.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I may not be fluent, but I can be silent in many languages.
There’s something about a man who spends time roaring that “lawbreakers must be jailed,” while he's the clown juggling indictments like circus torches. If justice really worked the way he claims it should he’d be giving press conferences through plexiglass.
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
There’s something about a man who spends time roaring that “lawbreakers must be jailed,” while he's the clown juggling indictments like circus torches. If justice really worked the way he claims it should he’d be giving press conferences through plexiglass.
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A nutritionist, personal chef, personal trainer, therapist, life coach, financial advisor, and concierge general surgeon could fix me
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
A nutritionist, personal chef, personal trainer, therapist, life coach, financial advisor, and concierge general surgeon could fix me
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bluesky checked the IP addresses of pro-turkey posters and they're all posting from hungry
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
bluesky checked the IP addresses of pro-turkey posters and they're all posting from hungry
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It's real foggy out. Kinda cool since I'm just wake n bake.
November 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
It's real foggy out. Kinda cool since I'm just wake n bake.
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I didn't say Prince was reincarnated as I bird, I said 𝙞𝙛 Prince was reincarnated as I bird...
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I didn't say Prince was reincarnated as I bird, I said 𝙞𝙛 Prince was reincarnated as I bird...
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Can I pet that dawg
November 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Can I pet that dawg
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sorry we lost touch over the years
~me, to reality
~me, to reality
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
sorry we lost touch over the years
~me, to reality
~me, to reality
3 more nights until I can play my 16-bit gaming console
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
3 more nights until I can play my 16-bit gaming console
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The marshmallows are necessary. nyti.ms/43KOVtp
November 23, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The marshmallows are necessary. nyti.ms/43KOVtp
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I do my taxes on one of these
November 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I do my taxes on one of these
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Since you all loved Kitty Omega, here’s Mercury! He’s the baby of the house.
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Since you all loved Kitty Omega, here’s Mercury! He’s the baby of the house.
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A Sunflower blushing.
#blueskyartshow #small #sunflower #seeds #bloomscrolling
#eastcoastkin #geometry #photography
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#eastcoastkin #geometry #photography
November 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
A Sunflower blushing.
#blueskyartshow #small #sunflower #seeds #bloomscrolling
#eastcoastkin #geometry #photography
#blueskyartshow #small #sunflower #seeds #bloomscrolling
#eastcoastkin #geometry #photography