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♡ʙᴀᴄᴏɴ ᴡʀᴀᴘᴘᴇᴅ ɢʀɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴏ ᴄʜᴀᴍᴘ ᴀᴍʙᴇʀ ᴅᴀᴡɴ ᴘᴏᴜᴛʏ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss ᴘᴀɴᴄᴀᴋᴇs ғɪʀsᴛ ᴏғ ʜᴇʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇ🥓🧀👑🏈❤️🔥🥁♡ᴅᴏᴏᴏ ᴅᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᴅᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏɪɴɢ @whatshisfaceme.bsky.social💖 sɪɴᴄᴇ '20♡♾️sᴍɪᴅɢᴇs♡
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♡ᴍʀ. 🐝 ʜᴀs ᴍʏ 💖♾️
♡ᴛ1 ᴅɪᴀʙᴇᴛɪᴄ ᴄʏʙᴏʀɢ🩸
♡ᴄᴇʀᴇʙʀᴀʟ ᴘᴀʟsʏ 💚
♡ᴘᴏᴘᴄᴜʟᴛᴜʀᴇ ɴᴇʀᴅ💥
♡ᴡʀᴇɴᴄʜᴇs🔧
♡ᴄʜɪᴇғs🏈
♡ᴊᴀʏʜᴀᴡᴋs🏀🏈
♡ʙᴜᴄᴋᴇʏᴇs🏈
♡ʀᴏʏᴀʟs⚾️
♡ᴡᴡᴇ🤼♂️
♡ʙɪʙʟɪᴏᴘʜɪʟᴇ📚
♡ᴇʏᴇs ʟɪᴋᴇ ʀᴇᴇsᴇ's🤎
♡ғɪɴᴀʟ ɢɪʀʟ💀
♡ɢʀɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ🧀
♡ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀ connoisseur🍕
♡ʀᴇʙᴇʟ ᴊᴇᴅɪ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss💫
♡ᴘʀᴏғᴇssɪᴏɴᴀʟ ᴄᴏᴜᴄʜ ᴘᴏᴛᴀᴛᴏ📺
♡ᴍʀ. 🐝 ʜᴀs ᴍʏ 💖♾️
♡ᴛ1 ᴅɪᴀʙᴇᴛɪᴄ ᴄʏʙᴏʀɢ🩸
♡ᴄᴇʀᴇʙʀᴀʟ ᴘᴀʟsʏ 💚
♡ᴘᴏᴘᴄᴜʟᴛᴜʀᴇ ɴᴇʀᴅ💥
♡ᴡʀᴇɴᴄʜᴇs🔧
♡ᴄʜɪᴇғs🏈
♡ᴊᴀʏʜᴀᴡᴋs🏀🏈
♡ʙᴜᴄᴋᴇʏᴇs🏈
♡ʀᴏʏᴀʟs⚾️
♡ᴡᴡᴇ🤼♂️
♡ʙɪʙʟɪᴏᴘʜɪʟᴇ📚
♡ᴇʏᴇs ʟɪᴋᴇ ʀᴇᴇsᴇ's🤎
♡ғɪɴᴀʟ ɢɪʀʟ💀
♡ɢʀɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ🧀
♡ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀ connoisseur🍕
♡ʀᴇʙᴇʟ ᴊᴇᴅɪ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss💫
♡ᴘʀᴏғᴇssɪᴏɴᴀʟ ᴄᴏᴜᴄʜ ᴘᴏᴛᴀᴛᴏ📺
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Is this real? Please tell me this is real
January 30, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Is this real? Please tell me this is real
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maybe we shouldnt have put right wing podcasters in charge of the world
January 30, 2026 at 2:17 PM
maybe we shouldnt have put right wing podcasters in charge of the world
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I will not give a shit about 'morale' among the gestapo until they are quitting in droves and also doing the other thing they should do.
January 30, 2026 at 2:21 PM
I will not give a shit about 'morale' among the gestapo until they are quitting in droves and also doing the other thing they should do.
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she's a 10 but makes the dial up internet connection noise when she orgasms
January 30, 2026 at 3:01 PM
she's a 10 but makes the dial up internet connection noise when she orgasms
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Nobody is as good as me at ignoring a phone when it rings.
January 30, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Nobody is as good as me at ignoring a phone when it rings.
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Fucked around (got out of bed)
Found out (not worth it)
Found out (not worth it)
January 30, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Fucked around (got out of bed)
Found out (not worth it)
Found out (not worth it)
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conversation with 5 before bed
5: i don’t want to be a mommy when i grow up
me: ok, why not?
5: because i don’t want a baby in my mouth
me: what??
5: when mommies have babies in their tummies they have to puke them out
5: i don’t want to be a mommy when i grow up
me: ok, why not?
5: because i don’t want a baby in my mouth
me: what??
5: when mommies have babies in their tummies they have to puke them out
January 30, 2026 at 3:48 AM
conversation with 5 before bed
5: i don’t want to be a mommy when i grow up
me: ok, why not?
5: because i don’t want a baby in my mouth
me: what??
5: when mommies have babies in their tummies they have to puke them out
5: i don’t want to be a mommy when i grow up
me: ok, why not?
5: because i don’t want a baby in my mouth
me: what??
5: when mommies have babies in their tummies they have to puke them out
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If you find yourself sitting across from this guy you are F U C K E D
January 30, 2026 at 3:21 AM
If you find yourself sitting across from this guy you are F U C K E D
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shit I gotta use up all my america before it expires in july 2026
January 30, 2026 at 3:29 AM
shit I gotta use up all my america before it expires in july 2026
Millennials are objectively the worst drivers because we were teens during peak Fast & Furious movies. Our brains were marinated in street racing montages, so every merge is like a heist & the tragic sound systems in all those Honda Civics rattling like they’re powered by loose pennies & audacity.
January 30, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Millennials are objectively the worst drivers because we were teens during peak Fast & Furious movies. Our brains were marinated in street racing montages, so every merge is like a heist & the tragic sound systems in all those Honda Civics rattling like they’re powered by loose pennies & audacity.
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Remember Baby Nut from the Super Bowl? This is him now. Feel old yet?
January 29, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Remember Baby Nut from the Super Bowl? This is him now. Feel old yet?
Dearest Gentle Reader,
I’m off to indulge in a most scandalous viewing...one that will undoubtedly leave me with more unreasonable expectations of what should occur on staircases, in gazebos, and in a carriage. May my delusions be as dramatic as the strings playing a pop song in the background.
I’m off to indulge in a most scandalous viewing...one that will undoubtedly leave me with more unreasonable expectations of what should occur on staircases, in gazebos, and in a carriage. May my delusions be as dramatic as the strings playing a pop song in the background.
a woman in a white dress and gloves is sitting on a bed and laughing .
Alt: a woman in a white dress and gloves is sitting on a bed and laughing .
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Dearest Gentle Reader,
I’m off to indulge in a most scandalous viewing...one that will undoubtedly leave me with more unreasonable expectations of what should occur on staircases, in gazebos, and in a carriage. May my delusions be as dramatic as the strings playing a pop song in the background.
I’m off to indulge in a most scandalous viewing...one that will undoubtedly leave me with more unreasonable expectations of what should occur on staircases, in gazebos, and in a carriage. May my delusions be as dramatic as the strings playing a pop song in the background.
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BREAKING: The Senate just blocked a bill that would have renewed ICE's budget without real, enforceable changes.
This is a direct result of hundreds of thousands of people across the nation demanding that our Senators vote no.
This is a direct result of hundreds of thousands of people across the nation demanding that our Senators vote no.
January 29, 2026 at 6:26 PM
BREAKING: The Senate just blocked a bill that would have renewed ICE's budget without real, enforceable changes.
This is a direct result of hundreds of thousands of people across the nation demanding that our Senators vote no.
This is a direct result of hundreds of thousands of people across the nation demanding that our Senators vote no.
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if there IS some kind of heavenly paradise afterlife I bet it involves me getting to hug every single one of your cats and dogs
January 29, 2026 at 6:24 PM
if there IS some kind of heavenly paradise afterlife I bet it involves me getting to hug every single one of your cats and dogs
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in Heinz sight, those french fries definitely needed some ketchup
January 29, 2026 at 6:31 PM
in Heinz sight, those french fries definitely needed some ketchup
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if you are a computer i hope you get peed on until you die
January 29, 2026 at 6:44 PM
if you are a computer i hope you get peed on until you die
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"Where do you see yourself in 500 years?"
- the real "Interview With The Vampire"
- the real "Interview With The Vampire"
January 29, 2026 at 6:49 PM
"Where do you see yourself in 500 years?"
- the real "Interview With The Vampire"
- the real "Interview With The Vampire"
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Post 9/11 culture was so crazy man
January 29, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Post 9/11 culture was so crazy man
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blueSKY??
SKYnet???
wake up sheeple
SKYnet???
wake up sheeple
January 29, 2026 at 6:58 PM
blueSKY??
SKYnet???
wake up sheeple
SKYnet???
wake up sheeple
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(sting voice) every broth you make
January 29, 2026 at 7:15 PM
(sting voice) every broth you make
Making 67 hand gestures with my kids like it's 1999 & I'm putting the shape of an L on my forehead.
January 29, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Making 67 hand gestures with my kids like it's 1999 & I'm putting the shape of an L on my forehead.
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had to be there.
sir, i don’t even want to be here.
sir, i don’t even want to be here.
January 29, 2026 at 4:39 PM
had to be there.
sir, i don’t even want to be here.
sir, i don’t even want to be here.
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ICE is upset that ICE isn't welcome in restaurants after ICE ordered food at a restaurant, ate it, then arrested restaurant employees, and ICE believes this is someone else's fault, do I have that right?
January 29, 2026 at 4:45 PM
ICE is upset that ICE isn't welcome in restaurants after ICE ordered food at a restaurant, ate it, then arrested restaurant employees, and ICE believes this is someone else's fault, do I have that right?
Imagine going to a restaurant and they tell you no ice for your drink though. Damn...
ICE is upset that ICE isn't welcome in restaurants after ICE ordered food at a restaurant, ate it, then arrested restaurant employees, and ICE believes this is someone else's fault, do I have that right?
January 29, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Imagine going to a restaurant and they tell you no ice for your drink though. Damn...
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I understand the reason for including this info but "this person ICE took has no criminal record" is making me unwell. who cares!!! even people who have been declared a Criminal by our stupid """laws""" shouldn't be kidnapped and disappeared and tortured obviously?????
January 29, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I understand the reason for including this info but "this person ICE took has no criminal record" is making me unwell. who cares!!! even people who have been declared a Criminal by our stupid """laws""" shouldn't be kidnapped and disappeared and tortured obviously?????