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♡ʙᴀᴄᴏɴ ᴡʀᴀᴘᴘᴇᴅ ɢʀɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴏ ᴄʜᴀᴍᴘ ᴀᴍʙᴇʀ ᴅᴀᴡɴ ᴘᴏᴜᴛʏ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss ᴘᴀɴᴄᴀᴋᴇs ғɪʀsᴛ ᴏғ ʜᴇʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇ🥓🧀👑🏈❤️🔥🥁♡ᴅᴏᴏᴏ ᴅᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᴅᴏᴏᴏᴏᴏɪɴɢ @whatshisfaceme.bsky.social💖 sɪɴᴄᴇ '20♡♾️sᴍɪᴅɢᴇs♡
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♡ᴍʀ. 🐝 ʜᴀs ᴍʏ 💖♾️
♡ᴛ1 ᴅɪᴀʙᴇᴛɪᴄ ᴄʏʙᴏʀɢ🩸
♡ᴄᴇʀᴇʙʀᴀʟ ᴘᴀʟsʏ 💚
♡ᴘᴏᴘᴄᴜʟᴛᴜʀᴇ ɴᴇʀᴅ💥
♡ᴡʀᴇɴᴄʜᴇs🔧
♡ᴄʜɪᴇғs🏈
♡ᴊᴀʏʜᴀᴡᴋs🏀🏈
♡ʙᴜᴄᴋᴇʏᴇs🏈
♡ʀᴏʏᴀʟs⚾️
♡ᴡᴡᴇ🤼♂️
♡ʙɪʙʟɪᴏᴘʜɪʟᴇ📚
♡ᴇʏᴇs ʟɪᴋᴇ ʀᴇᴇsᴇ's🤎
♡ғɪɴᴀʟ ɢɪʀʟ💀
♡ɢʀɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ🧀
♡ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀ connoisseur🍕
♡ʀᴇʙᴇʟ ᴊᴇᴅɪ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss💫
♡ᴘʀᴏғᴇssɪᴏɴᴀʟ ᴄᴏᴜᴄʜ ᴘᴏᴛᴀᴛᴏ📺
♡ᴍʀ. 🐝 ʜᴀs ᴍʏ 💖♾️
♡ᴛ1 ᴅɪᴀʙᴇᴛɪᴄ ᴄʏʙᴏʀɢ🩸
♡ᴄᴇʀᴇʙʀᴀʟ ᴘᴀʟsʏ 💚
♡ᴘᴏᴘᴄᴜʟᴛᴜʀᴇ ɴᴇʀᴅ💥
♡ᴡʀᴇɴᴄʜᴇs🔧
♡ᴄʜɪᴇғs🏈
♡ᴊᴀʏʜᴀᴡᴋs🏀🏈
♡ʙᴜᴄᴋᴇʏᴇs🏈
♡ʀᴏʏᴀʟs⚾️
♡ᴡᴡᴇ🤼♂️
♡ʙɪʙʟɪᴏᴘʜɪʟᴇ📚
♡ᴇʏᴇs ʟɪᴋᴇ ʀᴇᴇsᴇ's🤎
♡ғɪɴᴀʟ ɢɪʀʟ💀
♡ɢʀɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ🧀
♡ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀ connoisseur🍕
♡ʀᴇʙᴇʟ ᴊᴇᴅɪ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss💫
♡ᴘʀᴏғᴇssɪᴏɴᴀʟ ᴄᴏᴜᴄʜ ᴘᴏᴛᴀᴛᴏ📺
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A little girl in Portland, OR after being tear gassed by ICE. what the actual fuck.
February 1, 2026 at 2:14 AM
A little girl in Portland, OR after being tear gassed by ICE. what the actual fuck.
When life teaches you that being alert = being safe, your brain adapts.
So now it’s like:
“Cool cool cool...I will simply monitor reality in 4K Ultra HD forever.”
So now it’s like:
“Cool cool cool...I will simply monitor reality in 4K Ultra HD forever.”
January 31, 2026 at 11:57 PM
When life teaches you that being alert = being safe, your brain adapts.
So now it’s like:
“Cool cool cool...I will simply monitor reality in 4K Ultra HD forever.”
So now it’s like:
“Cool cool cool...I will simply monitor reality in 4K Ultra HD forever.”
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straight up Gestapo shit
January 31, 2026 at 8:54 PM
straight up Gestapo shit
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JD Vance in 2021:
January 31, 2026 at 9:05 PM
JD Vance in 2021:
Millennials can all crow thanks to this movie
January 31, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Millennials can all crow thanks to this movie
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If you've built your life around a set of beliefs, you should be able to defend them. For example, I believe Mr. Peanut has a peanut-shaped dick
January 31, 2026 at 5:34 AM
If you've built your life around a set of beliefs, you should be able to defend them. For example, I believe Mr. Peanut has a peanut-shaped dick
If you're living in the frozen tundra right now here’s your reminder: leave your faucet dripping tonight so your pipes don’t decide to reenact Titanic at 3am. 🚰❄️
January 31, 2026 at 5:22 AM
If you're living in the frozen tundra right now here’s your reminder: leave your faucet dripping tonight so your pipes don’t decide to reenact Titanic at 3am. 🚰❄️
The "Don't think of them as human beings. Think of them as Americans." line on Fallout is so accurate right now with current events.
January 31, 2026 at 4:05 AM
The "Don't think of them as human beings. Think of them as Americans." line on Fallout is so accurate right now with current events.
Contemplating getting Zebra Cakes to make up for the Christmas Tree Cakes but who is going to believe that? It doesn't taste like Christmas it tastes like zebra ass.
January 30, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Contemplating getting Zebra Cakes to make up for the Christmas Tree Cakes but who is going to believe that? It doesn't taste like Christmas it tastes like zebra ass.
I'm still in disbelief. She was and always will be considered one of the greatest actors.
January 30, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I'm still in disbelief. She was and always will be considered one of the greatest actors.
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I’m going to cry for Catherine O’Hara. She has been a funny woman in my life every fucking day I’ve been alive. She is such a great Canadian.
I’m so sad.
I’m so sad.
January 30, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I’m going to cry for Catherine O’Hara. She has been a funny woman in my life every fucking day I’ve been alive. She is such a great Canadian.
I’m so sad.
I’m so sad.
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Catherine O'Hara was, is, always will be a damn legend!
Rest in peace, legend.
You will be missed.
Rest in peace, legend.
You will be missed.
January 30, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Catherine O'Hara was, is, always will be a damn legend!
Rest in peace, legend.
You will be missed.
Rest in peace, legend.
You will be missed.
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i went outside yesterday you can’t make me do it again today my nipples are still frozen
January 30, 2026 at 5:13 PM
i went outside yesterday you can’t make me do it again today my nipples are still frozen
Everyone loves to drag Caillou, Lalaloopsy, Pinkfong & Cocomelon like they’re the final bosses of annoying kids’ TV…
But my true nemesis?
This rude little undercooked strip of bacon that struts around with maximum attitude & everyone just shrugs like, “Oh it’s fine, she has an accent."
But my true nemesis?
This rude little undercooked strip of bacon that struts around with maximum attitude & everyone just shrugs like, “Oh it’s fine, she has an accent."
a picture of peppa pig with the words im peppa pig below it
Alt: a picture of peppa pig with the words im peppa pig below it
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Everyone loves to drag Caillou, Lalaloopsy, Pinkfong & Cocomelon like they’re the final bosses of annoying kids’ TV…
But my true nemesis?
This rude little undercooked strip of bacon that struts around with maximum attitude & everyone just shrugs like, “Oh it’s fine, she has an accent."
But my true nemesis?
This rude little undercooked strip of bacon that struts around with maximum attitude & everyone just shrugs like, “Oh it’s fine, she has an accent."
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ME: 🎵...hello darkness my old friend...🎵
DARKNESS: *blocked*
DARKNESS: *blocked*
January 30, 2026 at 4:11 PM
ME: 🎵...hello darkness my old friend...🎵
DARKNESS: *blocked*
DARKNESS: *blocked*
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reminder that a small handful of Republicans in the House and Senate could end this madness today
January 30, 2026 at 3:22 PM
reminder that a small handful of Republicans in the House and Senate could end this madness today
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I feel like the word “efficient” could be spelled more efficiently
January 30, 2026 at 1:27 PM
I feel like the word “efficient” could be spelled more efficiently
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Don was taken into custody by federal agents last night in Los Angeles.
January 30, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Don was taken into custody by federal agents last night in Los Angeles.
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I really try to keep an even keel, and self-regulate because it’s the only way to be in this for the long haul, but sometimes the fury overtakes you for a bit.
January 30, 2026 at 1:16 PM
I really try to keep an even keel, and self-regulate because it’s the only way to be in this for the long haul, but sometimes the fury overtakes you for a bit.
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throwing a movie-watching slumber party this weekend in my bed
all your pets are invited y’all feel free to stay home
all your pets are invited y’all feel free to stay home
January 30, 2026 at 1:24 PM
throwing a movie-watching slumber party this weekend in my bed
all your pets are invited y’all feel free to stay home
all your pets are invited y’all feel free to stay home
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*feeling my anxiety solidify into a constant knot in my stomach*
January 30, 2026 at 1:25 PM
*feeling my anxiety solidify into a constant knot in my stomach*
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software update tonight (threatening)
January 30, 2026 at 1:30 PM
software update tonight (threatening)
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they should invent a day of the week where the government is not allowed to be evil
January 30, 2026 at 1:52 PM
they should invent a day of the week where the government is not allowed to be evil
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Skechers being spelled like that pisses me off
January 30, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Skechers being spelled like that pisses me off
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Is this real? Please tell me this is real
January 30, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Is this real? Please tell me this is real