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ʙᴀᴍs (ʜᴀᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ👻🏈🫧)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · Aug 18

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ʙᴀᴍs (ʜᴀᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ👻🏈🫧)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 19h

My sense of humor range is Dad Jokes to Pervy Uncle.

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ʙᴀᴍs (ʜᴀᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ👻🏈🫧)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 2d

Oh I know, let's cut the trees and take the wifi with it. But at least it's the internet and not the electric...this time

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 3d

Unfortunately they can't reopen the government because they forgot the password and then when they tried to do a new password it said "New password cannot be the same as old password"

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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 2d

Imagine knowing – being absolutely sure – that when you die, 65 or 70% of the country and the world will celebrate your death like nothing they've ever celebrated anything before.

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 2d

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

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Rhow @rhow.bsky.social · 3d

My Japanese maple is looking pretty good this year 🍁

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 2d

The pride of saying "yes" when someone asks "have you shopped with us before?" Witness my loyalty, lay coupons at my feet

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Texas Paul @realtexaspaul.com · 3d

I don't understand why I see things so differently. I see a health insurance industry that thinks it's entitled to charge people 1/3rd of their income for healthcare. That industry shouldn't be "fixed." It should be burned to the ground and its ashes pissed on.

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Kaitlin Ruiz @kaitlinruiz.bsky.social · 2d

let me take Elton John to Cracker Barrel

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Ghost Dansing ☠️ 👻👽 @ghostdansing.bsky.social · 3d

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 2d

there’s a lot going on rn so don’t forget to pencil in time to scream

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 3d

I hate it when people do the "tell me one good thing, what's something great going on in your life?" bit. I can never think of anything on the spot and they're just standing there looking at you like "this poor son of a bitch"

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🥀your ghoulfriend gore-igan.⚰️ @hereliescorri.bsky.social · 3d

Wally's not so sure about this spooky stuff.

Walter Groggins, a scruffy black terrier mix with light brown beard and mustache, sitting on the sidewalk with a stressed out expression. Behind him looms one of those 13 foot home depot skeletons.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 3d

on the next episode of copse

Two police officers stop a person disguised as a tree on a pedestrian crosswalk.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 2d

“That there’s a damn shame, Bill. Yeah, no, sorry, I didn’t see anything. I was visiting my sister’s tree over on Morgan. I’ll ask around and let you know if I hear something, though. Geez, what a world, am I right? Anyway, your homeowners policy should cover it, no?”

A squirrel stands next to a partially-chewed pumpkin on a stoop.

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TheeBoneDaddy💀 @theebonedaddy.bsky.social · 3d

Wow, just saw the smoking man from the "X-Files!" You'd a thought the Big C would a got him by now!

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Sara Nović @novicsara.bsky.social · 3d

Can I just say, is not a great time to be a hypervigilant due to childhood trauma person.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 3d

*doing shots of Mountain Dew

Still punk as fuck.

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Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 10d

Wild that you can write a book of fables that will eventually lead to people's rights getting taken away

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Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @karimwafa.bsky.social · 3d

Our ancestors were called uncivilized because their connection to nature challenged the capitalist obsession with controlling land.

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For my 7th Reincarnation I'm a Simple Tassja?!?! @tassja.bsky.social · 2d

Im not going to provide details because i adhere to the "dont share personal information that the Saw guy could use to build a trap for you" rule but ho boy i am experiencing a personal hell tonight

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ʙᴀᴍs (ʜᴀᴜɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ👻🏈🫧)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 2d

He's not a senator but I bet the Governor of Minnesota does it.

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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 2d

I want to see a senator in crocs. just one. for the people

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 2d

you cannot lose elections to people that suggest lee greenwood for the super bowl halftime show over bad bunny

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 2d

*brings updated terms and conditions to a knife fight*

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