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If someone hits him with sugar next they’ll have cookies by the end of the week
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
French far-right leader hit on the head with an egg
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
If someone hits him with sugar next they’ll have cookies by the end of the week
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November 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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happy small business Saturday! if you or anyone in your life wants a signed/personalized copy of one of my books, the good folks at @eastcitybooks.bsky.social have a system to get it to you! just order here! eastcitybookshop.com/lists/Ly164F... And if not they have other books by other people!
East City Bookshop
An independent and community-minded bookstore serving the greater Capitol Hill community.
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November 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
happy small business Saturday! if you or anyone in your life wants a signed/personalized copy of one of my books, the good folks at @eastcitybooks.bsky.social have a system to get it to you! just order here! eastcitybookshop.com/lists/Ly164F... And if not they have other books by other people!
FOLKS! If you have a runner on your holiday shopping list, you could do worse than get them some Dumb Runner merch. I have fun/funny tees, hoodies, totes, and more, plus books and two goofy 2026 wall calendars. Links below! 🎁
November 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
FOLKS! If you have a runner on your holiday shopping list, you could do worse than get them some Dumb Runner merch. I have fun/funny tees, hoodies, totes, and more, plus books and two goofy 2026 wall calendars. Links below! 🎁
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The kite flew into the air.
It climbed higher and higher.
It climbed higher and higher.
November 29, 2025 at 5:37 AM
The kite flew into the air.
It climbed higher and higher.
It climbed higher and higher.
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Insanely stupid and short-sighted choice. I didn't even know they were still trying to run this racket. You put more universities in danger with this shit you idiots!
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Insanely stupid and short-sighted choice. I didn't even know they were still trying to run this racket. You put more universities in danger with this shit you idiots!
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
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How low we have sunk as a country. The US Department of Defense is now run by a rabid war criminal.
Ordering the execution of helpless survivors of an attack is ALWAYS a war crime, whether they civilian or military.
Pure, mindless, barbarism.
www.thedailybeast.com/pentagon-pet...
Ordering the execution of helpless survivors of an attack is ALWAYS a war crime, whether they civilian or military.
Pure, mindless, barbarism.
www.thedailybeast.com/pentagon-pet...
Pentagon Pete in Legal Peril Over ‘Kill Them All’ Orders
A follow-up missile allegedly killed survivors of a U.S. strike on a drug boat.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 AM
How low we have sunk as a country. The US Department of Defense is now run by a rabid war criminal.
Ordering the execution of helpless survivors of an attack is ALWAYS a war crime, whether they civilian or military.
Pure, mindless, barbarism.
www.thedailybeast.com/pentagon-pet...
Ordering the execution of helpless survivors of an attack is ALWAYS a war crime, whether they civilian or military.
Pure, mindless, barbarism.
www.thedailybeast.com/pentagon-pet...
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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A 6-year-old boy in Indianapolis, Indiana, was killed after an unintentional self-inflicted shooting with a relative’s gun on Thanksgiving.
Urge Congress to #KeepKidsSafe by cosponsoring Ethan’s Law H.R.1564/S.726 for safe firearm storage.
(202) 224-3121
www.indystar.com/videos/news/...
Urge Congress to #KeepKidsSafe by cosponsoring Ethan’s Law H.R.1564/S.726 for safe firearm storage.
(202) 224-3121
www.indystar.com/videos/news/...
IMPD Officer Tommy Thompson calls 6-year-old Thanksgiving death 'sad'
Investigators work the scene where a 6-year-old boy was killed after an accidental self-inflicted shooting in the 5200 block of Corgan Way.
www.indystar.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
A 6-year-old boy in Indianapolis, Indiana, was killed after an unintentional self-inflicted shooting with a relative’s gun on Thanksgiving.
Urge Congress to #KeepKidsSafe by cosponsoring Ethan’s Law H.R.1564/S.726 for safe firearm storage.
(202) 224-3121
www.indystar.com/videos/news/...
Urge Congress to #KeepKidsSafe by cosponsoring Ethan’s Law H.R.1564/S.726 for safe firearm storage.
(202) 224-3121
www.indystar.com/videos/news/...
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November 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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It's a white nationalist administration
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
It's a white nationalist administration
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Ask yourself why there wasn’t this level of wall to wall coverage for this shooting wgme.com/news/local/i...
ICE agent who shot woman in Chicago drove Border Patrol vehicle back to Maine
An unnamed ICE agent, who shot and injured a woman in Chicago, is now back in Maine after driving the Border Patrol vehicle he was in 1,100 miles.
wgme.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Ask yourself why there wasn’t this level of wall to wall coverage for this shooting wgme.com/news/local/i...
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November 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Folks, Lulu.com has given me a custom promo code for the 2026 Dumb Runner Wall Calendar. Use RUN30 for 30% off! 🤯
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
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This is so deeply at odds with the vision and history of America. Take pretty much any ethnic or racial group that are part of the American mosaic America today - they have all faced the same accusation. The moment these accusations are turned into policy are some of the most shameful in US history
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
This is so deeply at odds with the vision and history of America. Take pretty much any ethnic or racial group that are part of the American mosaic America today - they have all faced the same accusation. The moment these accusations are turned into policy are some of the most shameful in US history