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Leah Millis @leahmillis.bsky.social · 12h

The @chicago.suntimes.com photographer who risked their personal health and safety to take this photograph is Anthony Vazquez. Please credit photographers and media outlets. In this age of misinformation, a photo with no context could be anything at all.

50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 12h

Please remind us who the domestic terrorists are again.

Photo from Chicago: DHS militarized agent holding a gun up directly in someone’s face as the victim has their hands up, pleading for them not to shoot.

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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 16h

Debbie Brockman, the WGN producer who was violently detained by Border Patrol agents in Chicago while on her way to work, has hired a law firm and "intends to pursue all legal avenues" over her arrest -- which resulted in no charges.

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Statement on Behalf of Debbie Brockman, WGN Employee Assaulted by Federal Agents | People's Law Office

Debbie Brockman, the WGN employee who was physically attacked and arrested in Chicago, Illinois by federal agents on October 10, 2025, would like to

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Dumb Runner @dumbrunner.bsky.social · 11h

This IS the most threatening thing yet from Portland. Think about that for a minute.

The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 13h

U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson calls Sunday's naked bike ride in protest of the Portland ICE facility and and Trump troop deployment "the most threatening thing I’ve seen yet"

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 11h

One hot summer day Frog and Toad sat by a pond.

“I wish we had some sweet, cold ice cream,” said Frog.

“What a good idea,” said Toad.

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Dumb Runner @dumbrunner.bsky.social · 12h

From the Dumb Runner Comics Vault:

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Dumb Runner @dumbrunner.bsky.social · 12h

As long as you steer clear of "wrong answers only," you're fine.

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Dumb Runner @dumbrunner.bsky.social · 12h

Same, and yes.

Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13h

I’m a subscriber to The Onion print edition and trust me, the ads alone are worth it

Fake Apple ad

Remember when those
Chinese factory workers were all committing suicide?
Neither do we!

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Dumb Runner @dumbrunner.bsky.social · 16h

"struck"?

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 18h

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.

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Dumb Runner @dumbrunner.bsky.social · 17h

Continuing my policy of muting any account that posts or shares some dumb shit that includes the phrase "wrong answers only."

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18h

Whether it's young Democrats expressing their support for DEI or young Republicans saying "I love Hitler,' both sides have expressed controversial opinions.

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 21h

I've said this before, but one of the more striking things about the current generation of righties is that they really show no sign of understanding that there's a world *beyond* their screens, beyond owning & being owned on social media. A real world, with real people & real problems.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21h

Eric Trump: "We're saving Christianity. We've saving God. We've saving the family unit. We're saving this nation. I mean, DEI is out of the window, Benny. You no longer have Colin Kaepernick kneeling for the national anthem. You no longer have Budweiser going woke as hell. All of this is dead."

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NPR @npr.org · 1d

Tom Bowman has held his Pentagon press pass for 28 years. He says the Pentagon's new media policy makes it impossible to be a journalist, which means finding out what's really going on behind the scenes and not accepting wholesale what any government or administration says. n.pr/4q87Jwb

Opinion: Why I'm handing in my Pentagon press pass

Tom Bowman has held his Pentagon press pass for 28 years. He says the Pentagon's new media policy makes it impossible to be a journalist, which means finding out what's really going on behind the scenes and not accepting wholesale what any government or administration says.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 18h

Regarding the news today, all I have to say for now is... subscribe to The Onion. Thank you for believing in us and thank you for your patience.

Join The Onion

Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.

membership.theonion.com

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Dumb Runner @dumbrunner.bsky.social · 18h

Report: Just 15% of Runners Are Like, You Know, REAL Runners — Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com

Findings end decades of speculation and debate.

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Mike Masnick @mmasnick.bsky.social · 1d

AKA war supplies

Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 1d

The Portland ICE protest camp literally has a rack full of inflatable costumes for demonstrators who want to try one on...

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 19h

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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 22h

Possibly the funniest thing in here is Jones’ lawyers describing The Onion as his “ideological nemesis.”

Meet the Press @meetthepress.com · 23h

The conspiracy theorist had asked the justices to immediately intervene, warning that the ownership of his Infowars website could be transferred to the satirical news site The Onion.

Supreme Court turns away Alex Jones' attempt to block $1.5B defamation judgment

The conspiracy theorist had asked the justices to immediately intervene, warning that the ownership of his Infowars website could be transferred to the satirical news site The Onion.

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Dumb Runner @dumbrunner.bsky.social · 21h

Motorist Experiences Minor Inconvenience — Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com

Encounter with local runner impedes driver’s progress for up to four seconds.

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Dumb Runner @dumbrunner.bsky.social · 22h

Pregnant Woman Shouldn’t Be Running, Says Person With Long History of Sharing Misinformed Opinions About Things That Are None of His Business — Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com

Ignorance, decorum don’t stop local man from speaking.

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Dumb Runner @dumbrunner.bsky.social · 23h

Beginning Runner Not Yet Confident Enough to Try It Without Floaties — Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com

Local woman still nervous.

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 1d

every asshole on this website loudly braying that elections either won’t happen or won’t be fair in 2026 had better be buying an inflatable costume and sturdy walking shoes for this saturday, because if truly believe that, you’re not gonna like what the next step is

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