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From Mark Remy, original humor for runners who enjoy laughter and pie, 100% commercial-free and reader-supported! DumbRunner.com/support
Every time I see an account sharing "news" here via a bit of copy-and-paste text or a screenshot of a headline but with NO LINK TO THE ACTUAL STORY, I block that account.

I urge everyone to do likewise.
February 17, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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ICE agents are still out there this morning, photographing schools from unmarked vehicles and then quickly leaving after being confronted. Keep your heads up.
February 17, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Beach Runner Regrets Eating That Thing She Found — Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
Decision seems foolish in retrospect.
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February 17, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Baby Terrified — Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
Local infant is immobilized and rocketed through alien landscape.
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February 17, 2026 at 3:13 PM
February 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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Stephen Colbert said that the FCC and CBS - which is in no way a compromised or complicit organization - wouldn’t allow him to broadcast an interview with Democratic State Rep James Talarico. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/17/a...
Colbert Doesn’t Give an FCC About Calling Out CBS
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February 17, 2026 at 12:04 PM
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This is a subtle point but I’ll try it out as a “yes, and”: What Minnesota (not just Minneapolis) showed us is even bigger than “love your neighbor,” because in Minnesota, “neighbor” is a more expansive category than proximity. It’s anyone who needs help.
My theory of the moment: The extraordinary courage of ordinary people in places like Minneapolis is reawakening us to our social and economic ties to immigrants. It's making "love thy neighbor" cool again. That's the ultimate antidote to MAGA hate.

Thoughts on this:

newrepublic.com/article/2059...
February 16, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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Ossoff: "Among today's false prophets are the election deniers who indulge this president's obsession with overturning the 2020 election. Hear me when I say this -- they tell a lie so absurd, and therefore so debasing, that the act of telling it proves the teller's total and humiliating submission."
February 16, 2026 at 5:22 PM
From the Dumb Runner Comics Vault:
February 16, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."

—FDR, 1937
February 16, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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A prominent Bluesky elder already hosts Jeopardy
How many followers for a prominent Bluesky elder to host Jeopardy
February 16, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Report: Canadian Runner Is Sorry — Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
Apologies offered in broad variety of situations.
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February 16, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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Read and share all over..he nails it
February 16, 2026 at 3:58 PM
February 16, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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Health insurance company got a chatbot and I have to admit it does make the process faster
February 16, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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If you want to understand why rich guys are turning back to eugenics and recreating the rhetoric and theology of slavery, it’s because they know on some level this level of wealth inequality is unjustifiable bsky.app/profile/marl...
pretty stunning chart
February 16, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Another Dumb Runner EXCLUSIVE!
Minnesota Native Takes Gold in Long-Run-on-Snow-Covered-Ice Event at Winter Olympics — Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
African runners languish in brutal conditions.
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February 16, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Philly-area friends who like books and cozy little bookshops, please visit Little Yenta Books in South Philly. Ariel and Simon are good people with good taste in books.

www.inquirer.com/arts/books/l...
Philly’s tiniest used bookshop opens in the back of a children’s dress shop on Passyunk Avenue
Situated, speakeasy-style, in a 150-square-foot loft above the Painted Lady children’s boutique, Little Yenta Books is near to bursting with over 1,500 titles
www.inquirer.com
February 16, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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AI guys insisting on the inevitability of the tech are so irritating. every comparison they make is to something whose utility was immediately apparent. "it does things faster and we can fix its mistakes later and that'll be the job now" does not compare to "metronome that doesn't need winding"
February 16, 2026 at 3:20 PM