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Every time I see an account sharing "news" here via a bit of copy-and-paste text or a screenshot of a headline but with NO LINK TO THE ACTUAL STORY, I block that account.

I urge everyone to do likewise.
Ask Dr. Dumb: Jogging With Two Guns — Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
Based on a true story!
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February 19, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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I knew the "urbanists just don't understand that not everyone can ride a bike!" people were acting in bad faith but it's wild having them still saying it to me when I'm like "yeah, it literally me - my chronic illness causes fatigue and unpredictable dizziness. I still want bike lanes."
February 18, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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First of all, lol. Second of all, and most importantly, lmao
Three ICE agents accidentally shot themselves in the leg during routine training exercises within two days last year.
ICE Agents Keep Accidentally Shooting Themselves
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February 18, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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Holy Shit, Look at These New Running Shoes! — Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
You won't believe these kicks, which are slightly different somehow!
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February 18, 2026 at 10:25 PM
From the Dumb Runner Comics Vault:
February 18, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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Argentina, 1978:

“The armed men who roved the city were at once secretive — driving cars without license plates and obscuring their faces with women's stockings — and brazen, abducting people off the street in broad daylight… daring bystanders:
Acknowledge you've noticed us, see what happens.”

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February 18, 2026 at 6:28 AM
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ProPublica published children's letters and drawings documenting their sadness and suffering at Dilley. And Dilley staff are now retaliating by confiscating kids' letters and drawings.

www.sacurrent.com/news/san-ant...
February 18, 2026 at 1:14 PM
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If you have been following the clumsy — no, pathetic — attempt by CBS lawyers to collaborate with the FCC in reviving the pointless "equal time" rule, using Stephen Colbert and his show as their playground... then watch him explain it from his POV.

Fascinating. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQIl...
Why Everyone's Talking About Stephen Colbert, CBS, The FCC And James Talarico
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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February 18, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Shoes Break In New Runner — Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
For local man, period of adjustment is off to a painful start.
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February 18, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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This answer - from one of the president’s key economic advisors - is disgraceful.

And, fwiw, the number for tariff pass through is closer to 94-96 percent
Hassett on new study from NY Fed showing 90% of tariff burden is being shouldered by US firms & consumers: "The paper is an embarrassment. It's I think the worst paper I've ever seen in the history of the Fed system. The people associated with this paper should presumably be disciplined."
February 18, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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February 18, 2026 at 3:20 PM
February 18, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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Every time I see an account sharing "news" here via a bit of copy-and-paste text or a screenshot of a headline but with NO LINK TO THE ACTUAL STORY, I block that account.

I urge everyone to do likewise.
February 17, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Every time I see an account sharing "news" here via a bit of copy-and-paste text or a screenshot of a headline but with NO LINK TO THE ACTUAL STORY, I block that account.

I urge everyone to do likewise.
February 17, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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ICE agents are still out there this morning, photographing schools from unmarked vehicles and then quickly leaving after being confronted. Keep your heads up.
February 17, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Beach Runner Regrets Eating That Thing She Found — Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
Decision seems foolish in retrospect.
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February 17, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Baby Terrified — Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
Local infant is immobilized and rocketed through alien landscape.
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February 17, 2026 at 3:13 PM
February 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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Stephen Colbert said that the FCC and CBS - which is in no way a compromised or complicit organization - wouldn’t allow him to broadcast an interview with Democratic State Rep James Talarico. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/17/a...
Colbert Doesn’t Give an FCC About Calling Out CBS
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February 17, 2026 at 12:04 PM
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This is a subtle point but I’ll try it out as a “yes, and”: What Minnesota (not just Minneapolis) showed us is even bigger than “love your neighbor,” because in Minnesota, “neighbor” is a more expansive category than proximity. It’s anyone who needs help.
My theory of the moment: The extraordinary courage of ordinary people in places like Minneapolis is reawakening us to our social and economic ties to immigrants. It's making "love thy neighbor" cool again. That's the ultimate antidote to MAGA hate.

Thoughts on this:

newrepublic.com/article/2059...
February 16, 2026 at 11:12 PM