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BossSaru @bosssaru.bsky.social · 2h

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I'm not sure why my brain decides that these are more important than, for example, my Dad's DoB, but whatever.

BossSaru @bosssaru.bsky.social · 20h

Truss managed to capture the queen in one move instead of just going for pawns.

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BossSaru @bosssaru.bsky.social · 20h

If you get all the Chaos Emeralds you unlock the true ending where Sonic wakes up from the k-hole, the game all a fever dream, with Robotnik actually just a kindly old vet who treats animals that overdose.

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BossSaru @bosssaru.bsky.social · 2d

Great to see the most sensible people agreeing that the path to electoral victory is betraying your traditional voter base by prostrating yourself to a section of the electorate who will always unconditionally hate you.

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BossSaru @bosssaru.bsky.social · 4d

"We base our decision only on the work and the will of [the inventor of dynamite]" is probably not what most people imagine when they think of the criteria for the Nobel Peace Prize.

BossSaru @bosssaru.bsky.social · 5d

The most perfectly Lib Dem ending to a dystopian sci fi story.

"...and then the YouTubers said 'no', and the machines just stopped"

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BossSaru @bosssaru.bsky.social · 5d

Nothing defines this government as succinctly as our foreign policy aims including protecting the PM from having to admit getting an answer wrong in an LBC interview.

In 2022 he could have apologised and moved on. Instead his MPs are denying a livestreamed genocide to protect his own ego.

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BossSaru @bosssaru.bsky.social · 5d

Indeed. The last few decades' increasing costs of housing, education, and family life disproportionately impact younger people.

That pressure is going to be balanced elsewhere, so it is no surprise that young people are unable to afford the same leisure activities as their parents could.

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BossSaru @bosssaru.bsky.social · 11d

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If You're Watching This Video, Israel Has Kidnapped Me in International Waters

YouTube video by Novara Media

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BossSaru @bosssaru.bsky.social · 12d

Like so many of her colleagues, her legacy will be one of supporting a genocide.

Her defensiveness simply reflects the shame and humiliation that she knows will follow her through public life.

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BossSaru @bosssaru.bsky.social · 15d

I think Luke Nukem typed 'consequences' when he meant to type 'peerages'.

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BossSaru @bosssaru.bsky.social · 15d

I accidentally said "the populist left want to take the country down a darker path" out loud and all the dogs in my neighborhood started barking.

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BossSaru @bosssaru.bsky.social · 15d

Clearly not as racist as *checks notes* Labour Party members between 2015 and 2019.

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BossSaru @bosssaru.bsky.social · 15d

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Stewart Lee - The Money Is Mine

YouTube video by Count Vardulon

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BossSaru @bosssaru.bsky.social · 16d

Maybe I'm just being idealistic. But I consider the Party that is supporting a genocide, echoing Enoch Powell's Rivers of Blood speech, and reneging on pledges to the LGBTQ+ community to be 'the enemy'.

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BossSaru @bosssaru.bsky.social · 16d

At least we won't have to hear centrist pundits talking about 'the worst Labour result in a hundred years' any more.

Cannot wait to see the calibre of the several hundred Reform peers appointed to pass Reform legislation as well.

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BossSaru @bosssaru.bsky.social · 17d

That's right Keith, keep attacking the Left. That'll win them back.

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BossSaru @bosssaru.bsky.social · 17d

"Did you like this week's episode of Scooby Doo, Neal?"

"Incredible as always. How do they come up with such complex storylines? It was the most breathtakingly brilliant and cynical operation I’ve ever witnessed."

BossSaru @bosssaru.bsky.social · 19d

Labour HQ yesterday:

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BossSaru @bosssaru.bsky.social · 22d

a man wearing glasses is getting a massage from a woman on the beach .

ALT: a man wearing glasses is getting a massage from a woman on the beach .

media.tenor.com

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BossSaru @bosssaru.bsky.social · 22d

A lot of people in the media class waking up today to the horrific realisation that their friendly coverage of the Far Right may make it hard to get a cleaner, nanny, and skinny latte after 2029.

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BossSaru @bosssaru.bsky.social · 22d

We should welcome Centrists realising that the racists were the actually the people getting pissed and rioting at the Cenotaph, not the people opposing apartheid.

That said, I hope Dunt's mum's care worker flips him the bird as she leaves after showing him where the adult nappies are stored.