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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 18d
At The Far Side’s spy center
At The Far Side’s spy center
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 20h
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 23h
The first cruise arrow is tested.
The first cruise arrow is tested.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 1d
My dinner with Andy
My dinner with Andy
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 1d
He had seen Tanzania, and most of Mozambique was already behind him. There was no mistake. Chippy had done what most chimps only dream about: He had caught the Perfect Vine.
He had seen Tanzania, and most of Mozambique was already behind him. There was no mistake. Chippy had done what most chimps only dream about: He had caught the Perfect Vine.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 1d
“Knock it off, I said! … This is a still life!”
“Knock it off, I said! … This is a still life!”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 1d
In an effort to show off, the monster would sometimes stand on his head.
In an effort to show off, the monster would sometimes stand on his head.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 2d
Civil Service History: On Oct. 12, 1979 (Columbus Day), government employee George Sullivan goes in to work for a couple of hours to, in his own words, “take care of some unfinished business.”
Civil Service History: On Oct. 12, 1979 (Columbus Day), government employee George Sullivan goes in to work for a couple of hours to, in his own words, “take care of some unfinished business.”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 2d
“So then, when the bank doors open, we ... Louie! You jerk! ... Your hat brim is up!”
“So then, when the bank doors open, we ... Louie! You jerk! ... Your hat brim is up!”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 2d
To win the tribe’s respect, Jed first had to defeat their best thumb-wrestler.
To win the tribe’s respect, Jed first had to defeat their best thumb-wrestler.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 2d
Some wolves, their habitat destroyed and overwhelmed by human pressures, turn to snorting quack.
Some wolves, their habitat destroyed and overwhelmed by human pressures, turn to snorting quack.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 2d
“Now relax. … Just like last week, I’m going to hold the red cape up for the count of 10. … When you start getting angry, I’ll put it down.”
“Now relax. … Just like last week, I’m going to hold the red cape up for the count of 10. … When you start getting angry, I’ll put it down.”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 3d
“Excuse me, Captain, but while we’re waiting, would you like to join the crew and myself for a little snorkeling?”
“Excuse me, Captain, but while we’re waiting, would you like to join the crew and myself for a little snorkeling?”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 3d
Water buffaloes at home
Water buffaloes at home
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 3d
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 3d
“Wait a minute! Just wait a minute! No need to worry. … According to this, we’re dealing with a rhino mimic!”
“Wait a minute! Just wait a minute! No need to worry. … According to this, we’re dealing with a rhino mimic!”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 3d
The Greystokes at marriage counseling
The Greystokes at marriage counseling
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 4d
“Well, I dunno. … Okay, sounds good to me.”
“Well, I dunno. … Okay, sounds good to me.”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 4d
Of course, prehistoric neighborhoods always had
that one family whose front yard was strewn with
old mammoth remains.
Of course, prehistoric neighborhoods always had that one family whose front yard was strewn with old mammoth remains.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 4d
"Oh my gosh, Andrew! Don't eat those! .. Those are poison arrows!"
"Oh my gosh, Andrew! Don't eat those! .. Those are poison arrows!"
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 4d
“No … this is 221 Chestnut Drive. … You want the big place around the corner.”
“No … this is 221 Chestnut Drive. … You want the big place around the corner.”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 5d
“It’s the Websters. They say there’s some pitiful thing dying of thirst out their way, and would we like to come over?”
“It’s the Websters. They say there’s some pitiful thing dying of thirst out their way, and would we like to come over?”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 5d
“Okay, everyone just stand back! … Anyone see what happened here?”
“Okay, everyone just stand back! … Anyone see what happened here?”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 5d
“Rejected again, huh Murray? Have you heard about this new breath-freshening toothpaste?”
“Rejected again, huh Murray? Have you heard about this new breath-freshening toothpaste?”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 5d
“Good heavens! Pablo got an ‘F’ in art! ... Well, I’m just going to go down to that school myself and meet this teacher face to face!”
“Good heavens! Pablo got an ‘F’ in art! ... Well, I’m just going to go down to that school myself and meet this teacher face to face!”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 6d
Why people named Buddy hate to drive
Why people named Buddy hate to drive
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