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E Lizard Birth
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Official Sponsor of the 2025 BME Pain Olympics Ellie 30 she/her 🐕 No minors
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My t is 5 nanowhosies per milliwhatsits
Wow that's so cool! You killed it
I thlammed my dick today
Inside of the car door
I focuth on on the pain
My penith is real sore
Okay yeah fuck this i gotta move to the city. This isolation shit sucks ass and I want
Yep, dealing with this rn 😭 like I'm a whole ass woman, but my lifesaving care stays locked behind the weird and beaurocratic whims of some fuck off doctor. Side note, how bad does testicular torsion hurt? Asking for a dog.
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can we hit new corners of bsky for ryah? she's at 78% out of 100%

if you've shared before, thank you, and if you haven't yet, maybe someone who follows you can help 🙏✨
hi everyone! you know i don't normally ask for money (esp. for myself), but i have a friend in great need here in Vancouver who needs help.

my friend Ryah, who is a trans woman and immigrant from mexico, needs help with medical expenses to get diagnosed so she can get better and support herself.
Donate to Ryah needs your help!, organized by Spooka Lucca
Hello, my name is Lucca, aka SpookaLucca, and I am raising funds for my friend Ryah, who is really … Spooka Lucca needs your support for Ryah needs your help!
www.gofundme.com
Tell the aneurysm in your abdomen I said it's okay, he can let go now.
They call me the Moist Maker, the way I'm schwimmin' in the puss
Yknow charlie ALSO shit his pants on a college campus. It's like poetry, they rhyme.
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
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So I am a trans woman who was relying on medicaid for planned parenthood sessions to give me prescriptions, and it was only until today that I realized I got affected, I do not know what this fully entails yet but support of any kind would be nice, and you know what? I'll do whatever: $illegalism
Grandma, I dont care if you have emphysema. It's called a cannula, not a can'tula. Get out there and mow the yard.
Even if you think the people who protested No Kings aren't your ideological allies, have you never fucking thought about employing the enemy of your enemy? It's surprisingly useful sometimes, you dense fuck.
PTSD (pronounced pity city)
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SNAP runs out on Friday, please help if you can
💸💕
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Man goes to doctor says he’s depressed.

Doctor says solution simple, great clown pagliacci is in town, go see him, feel better.

Man looks down at watch. 6:30 AM. Man’s alibi will be secure when great cat burglar Pagliacci makes off with treasures from louvre
Keep trans mens' names out of your motherfucking mouth if you're not going to be respectful. Like I'm sorry YOU pal around with abusers, dog, but that's a reflection on YOU, not trans men.
The trick is to find someone whose hand fits the spaces between the pimples perfectly 🙂‍↕️
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Incredible. If you grew up in Indiana, you know what a big deal this is.
Purdue to the rescue of IU student newspaper, whose institution was attempting censorship. Details in alt!