King Bowser!
@bowserparody.bsky.social
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The King of the Koopas, baby! BWAHAHAHA! Also a proud father. Interacts with IRL accounts. Unofficial Parody Account. Not affiliated with Nintendo or its partners. LEWD AND MINORS DNI
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cappykid.bsky.social
This comes to proves that the accuser was only a clout chaser.

And he’s also a minor at that time, so that explains the lack of research.
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cappykid.bsky.social
UPDATE: NEW INFO GATHERED
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cappykid.bsky.social
THE CONTROVERSY AROUND ME IS FUCKING EXAGGERATED
bowserparody.bsky.social
THE CONTROVERSY WAS MADE UP?!
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cappykid.bsky.social
TW: MENTIONS OF LOLICON
ambattii.bsky.social
LRT re: callout stuff, i generally think it's stupid to bring stuff into the public sphere with the exception being when someone is actively a danger to other people (a predator, cult stuff, etc.)
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cappykid.bsky.social
No really. I don’t want to make people uncomfortable. That’s why my DMs are open so we can talk things out
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commandeddestroyer.bsky.social
THIS IS PEAK COMMON SENSE.

TALK THINGS OUT BEFORE RUNNING TO CONCLUSIONS
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commandeddestroyer.bsky.social
What’s this with calling the writer a child dater?

He’s weird fr, but not THAT weird.
bowserparody.bsky.social
This gif goes hard by the way lol
bowserparody.bsky.social
I’m serious. It ain’t funny to make accusations. You gotta get both sides of the story and do your research. Ain’t that hard to do, blood eyes.
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greatgonzales.bsky.social
ey writer here

I don’t feel exactly comfortable with everyone calling my Mario a p*dophile.

I mean he’s a gaming icon made for kids.

Or if y’all are referring to what happened here recently, you’re gonna need my side of the story to piece together the full story.

DMs are open
bowserparody.bsky.social
TO ALL OF YOU CHUMPS WHO THINK MARIO OR THE WRITER IS A CHILD DIDDLER:

NUH UH + WHERE’S THE PROOF + WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
bowserparody.bsky.social
@greatgonzales.bsky.social

*Burps in your face*
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klunsgod.bsky.social
donkey kong bananza if it fucking ruled
bowserparody.bsky.social
HE JUST BUILT LIKE THAT
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superwiibros08.bsky.social
I got Pomni on this tweet, I will protect the cute jester girl
#TADC #TheAmazingDigitalCircus
bowserparody.bsky.social
YO CHUMPS!

MONKEYS! LOOK$
nintendousa.bsky.social
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nintendousa.bsky.social
🍌🍌 days 'til #DonkeyKongBananza

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bowserparody.bsky.social
JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING BURGER MAN. NO MAYONNAISE