brando
@brando37.bsky.social
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Unkempt and over-caffeinated. A lot of Butch Walker. Otherwise it’s like TBS in the 80s — all Braves and rasslin. 🦉
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Welcome strangers, here’s a pic of the greatest band to ever exist.
Marvelous 3
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Could’ve told me it was 5, 10, 15 years. Zero concept of time now.
jacketdan.bsky.social
He did it again for the 5 year anniversary
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I mean, yeah, that’s part of the beautiful irony.
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I feel like we have played Paine multiple times in multiple sports over the last couple decades and I couldn’t even tell you where in the country it’s even located. I don’t believe it’s real.
Kennesaw State vs Paine
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“Despite ceasefire” always carrying so much needless weight. Just say they violated it.
junlper.beer
israel has already broken the ceasefire
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#26 - The Reformatory

#booksky
The Reformatory - Tananarive Due
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Guys like Dolph, Frankie, Elias could still fill-in on the WWE main roster if you needed a name to pop the crowd once and work a decent match, idk if you could say the same about half the NXT roster.
brando37.bsky.social
I think NXT is the high-A and AA equivalent. It’s where anyone with any real talent potential is and likely makes the leap from when they’re ready, but you don’t have the old washouts who couldn’t stick are gonna bounce around and maybe cling to the 40-man roster, because that’s TNA.
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There’s never been a more “TNA is WWE’s Triple-A equivalent than an image of Dolph and Frankie holding a trophy with a headline referencing Elias”. They don’t actually sign with TNA, they just get outrighted by WWE and remain in the org instead of risking actual free agency. It’s so weird. 🤼
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Which seems to be her entire career, just book around the face she can’t work instead of making her better. She’s the modern day female equivalent of trying to book around Warrior. But at least Jim still has some charisma, Jade has seemed like she’s bored from day one.
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Jade, Ricky, Mariah especially the type who should absolutely be moldable into top-shelf talent with the various tools they have if the Performance Center offered any type of actual development other than “look at hard cam, cut scripted promo, lather rinse repeat”.
brando37.bsky.social
I absolutely thought Jade had that it-factor, but just like Starks there was ultimately no depth in terms of character and her in-ring development and motor just never improved. Haven’t seen a single match from her in WWE, but it sounds and looks just like more of the same. Zero growth.
brando37.bsky.social
Tile matches > 10 minutes

Mercedes: 18/23 (78%)
Jade: 3/31 (9%)

Granted timing isn’t everything, buuuuut…

#AEW 🤼
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On Friday, Mercedes Monè (509 days) will surpass Jade Cargill (508 days) for the longest reign with the AEW TBS Championship. Who had the better run?
#aewfanhub #aew #wrestlesky #prowrestling
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Easily best part of the bit. They’re raging about how Portland is burning and is a warzone when all the videos they share are just ICE shooting pepper balls at holy men and dudes in inflatable Reptar costumes.
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“They are highly organized … [they] have purchased their own animal costumes”
Andy ngo mad about muppets again — this time in Chicago
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Somehow both the best and worst idea ever.
Catnip pre-rolls
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I just don’t understand how dudes like Gargano keep re-upping with a company where they peaked in a developmental territory when so many of their peers seem to be having the time of their lives putting on incredible, high-quality matches elsewhere.

It’s a fucking cult.

Get that bag, I guess.
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Because OF COURSE that paid off. Lol fuck you playoff baseball you wild.
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Mariners-Cubs in the warzone World Series.
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How much would a Jays-Cubs World Series chap the orange bitch’s ass?