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Katie (Brassafrass)

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I’ve been called a lot of names, but never a normal college football fan. Go Dawgs!

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · Feb 8

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Doesn’t exactly pair well with Jenny’s or Mike Jones’s digits, so make up your own tune.

Save it. Call it frequently and vocally.

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Main switchboard who can route you to a Member of Congress’s office if you’re having trouble reaching who you’re looking for.

Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 12h

*dusts this off*

Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 17h

Thank God UGA doesn’t play today. What could be more chaotic than this slate of afternoon games. Imagine. Something like a 7:30 kick. AT Jordan Hare. Just imagine. That would be absolute lunacy.

Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 12h

a video game character says mario you dropped this king in red letters

ALT: a video game character says mario you dropped this king in red letters

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 12h

Now do their Tiger one.

Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 12h

Glory glory. Go Dawgs.

To hell with:
The 1st half of that game
Hugh Freeze
Auburn in general
Searles
Schumann

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 13h

Stop trying to make vanilla ice cream cone ad happen, Google. It’s so damned weird.

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 13h

Regular reminder that Greg McElroy doesn’t hate everyone.
He just hates you.

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 13h

Thank you. And might you have a selection for Hugh Freeze going into halftime?

Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 13h

Hey chatgeepeetee: What is a “sack”?

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 14h

Who has the Pantone scale, please?

What flavor of Brian Kelly is Hugh Freeze right now?

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 14h

178 calls went our way.
All. The. Way. Down. The. Field.
Three points.

Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 14h

Three. Sorry. TD though? MHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 14h

This is one interesting all-flag offensive scheme.

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 14h

Upon further review, we still don’t know what targeting is, so we’ll call it in favor of the losing team.

Okay. So. Hunker the fuck down now.

Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 14h

That play/review scrum nonsense took more time to review than UGA’s time of possession all game. I don’t actually know this, but I’m definitely right.

Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 15h

Yes, let’s zoom in the fuzz so it’s more fuzzy.

Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 15h

Fine, I’ll wake Tank up and suit him up for 2nd half. Despite him explaining to Mr. B and me that the Oregon receiver tackled the Oregon QB and that’s why Indiana won, he’ll cobble together some trickery that can turn this around. Or just be charming so we don’t have to endure this any longer.

Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 15h

A fleeting, fading memory sadly.

Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 15h

I miss defensive TDs.
Or, defense in general.

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 15h

Haynes King is salivating through his cast and chicken wire and all his bumps and bruises and contusions and concussions and and and

Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 16h

What 5 events defined your childhood:

1. Berlin Wall falling
2. Columbine
3. OJ trial
4. Gulf War
5. Princess Diana’s and Mother Teresa’s deaths

Honorable mentions because they were VERY fuzzy, but monumental first big memories:

Challenger explosion
Halley’s Comet

Specter177👻 @specter177.bsky.social · 16h

1: 9/11
2: Iraq War
3: Great Recession
4: Columbia Disaster
5: Y2K

Jèf Uphoff @juphoff.bsky.social · 17h

What 5 events defined your childhood?

1. Nixon
2. Apollo (I remember 13!)
3. The Bicentennial
4. The Energy Crisis
5. The Iran Hostage Crisis

Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 16h

What in seven hells is that species of roadkill on top of Greg McElroy’s head?

Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 17h

Gulp. Okay. Go Dawgs.

Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 17h

Rank Northwestern in the top ten, you cowards.

Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 17h

IT’S OKAY DAN LANNING, I CAN FIX YOU.

Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 17h

Curt Cig needs to use his fat bonus to hire a posture coach. He can’t stand like a human being to save his life.