Jèf Uphoff
@juphoff.bsky.social
Principal Systems Engineer at @ctrliq.bsky.social. Lapsed astro/physics guy.
Ex C’ville & RVA, now Roanoke.
Tours @ AWS, Red Hat, SUSE, rPath, NRAO, Transmeta, kernel.org, among others. Veteran x2. NAPS/USNA/VT/UVa alum. Pilot. Ump.
Crazy cat gentleman.
Ex C’ville & RVA, now Roanoke.
Tours @ AWS, Red Hat, SUSE, rPath, NRAO, Transmeta, kernel.org, among others. Veteran x2. NAPS/USNA/VT/UVa alum. Pilot. Ump.
Crazy cat gentleman.
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We didn’t think the leopards would eat the resale value on our houses.
My friend lives in Roxbury NJ where ICE is trying to buy a warehouse to convert into a detention center and she says they’re trying to fight it. Apparently many of the people fighting are Trump supporters who voted for deportations but are worried the concentration camp will ruin property values.
January 31, 2026 at 11:45 PM
We didn’t think the leopards would eat the resale value on our houses.
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Call me a filthy commie but I think if we're going to have a carceral legal system it's probably more important to prosecute the child sexual predators and murderous fascist goons than kids who shoplifted, and if we're doing the opposite maybe we're doing everything wrong
Just a thought
Just a thought
January 31, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Call me a filthy commie but I think if we're going to have a carceral legal system it's probably more important to prosecute the child sexual predators and murderous fascist goons than kids who shoplifted, and if we're doing the opposite maybe we're doing everything wrong
Just a thought
Just a thought
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Here is an explanation why American democracy has fallen.
January 31, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Here is an explanation why American democracy has fallen.
Context would only ruin this.
January 31, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Context would only ruin this.
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I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
January 31, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
Life since 2016 in one sentence.
Like, just when I thought my last straw was broken, I read that, and feel a little SNAP and ope! there goes another straw!
January 31, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Life since 2016 in one sentence.
"Teach the controversy." 😏
I think it is OUTRAGEOUS that people are LEAPING to the conclusion that some our post prominent Americans are child rapists when it is EQUALLY PLAUSIBLE that they are simply indifferent to whether other people are child rapists so long as those other people can offer them access to power.
January 31, 2026 at 4:19 PM
"Teach the controversy." 😏
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The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
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Also the origin of the I Should Buy A Boat cat
January 31, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Also the origin of the I Should Buy A Boat cat
But what about second January?
January 31, 2026 at 2:47 PM
But what about second January?
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“Wow can you believe the wealthiest white people in the country were using their wealth and influence to legitimize race science?”
People who study race science:
People who study race science:
January 31, 2026 at 2:14 PM
“Wow can you believe the wealthiest white people in the country were using their wealth and influence to legitimize race science?”
People who study race science:
People who study race science:
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Thoughts and prayers for something wonderful happening
January 31, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Thoughts and prayers for something wonderful happening
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Reports of MELANIA being screened at detention centers.
January 31, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Reports of MELANIA being screened at detention centers.
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Man, it’s wild that normal people just go to work every day while the people who run everything meticulously document their sex crimes
January 31, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Man, it’s wild that normal people just go to work every day while the people who run everything meticulously document their sex crimes
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he always had trouble with anti-virus measures
Bill Gates allegedly caught an STD when he cheated on then-wife Melinda Gates, newly released emails in the Jeffrey Epstein files revealed.
Bill Gates Shocker! Billionaire Got an STD After Cheating on His Wife With 'Russian Girls,' Jeffrey Epstein Files Claim
okmagazine.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:14 AM
he always had trouble with anti-virus measures
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A+++ Appalachian protest sign:
January 30, 2026 at 4:06 PM
A+++ Appalachian protest sign:
C’mon. It’s a resume entry for this administration.
Barely a few hours after President Donald Trump named him as the next nominee to chair the Federal Reserve, Kevin Warsh was revealed to be in the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking case files.
Trump's Fed chair pick named in Epstein files just hours after his nomination
Barely a few hours after President Donald Trump named him as the next nominee to chair the Federal Reserve, Kevin Warsh was revealed to be in the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking case files.According to The New Republic, "Warsh’s name appears to be on an emailed list of guests to 'St. Barth’s Christm...
bit.ly
January 31, 2026 at 12:48 AM
C’mon. It’s a resume entry for this administration.
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I have been calling Stephen Miller Gríma Wormtongue for years and I'm thrilled to see GOP Senators getting with the program.
Republican Senator Thom Tillis says Stephen Miller is like Grima Wormtongue from Lord of the Rings and Kristi Noem is like Delores Umbridge from Harry Potter.
January 30, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I have been calling Stephen Miller Gríma Wormtongue for years and I'm thrilled to see GOP Senators getting with the program.
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Real @nytpitchbot.bsky.social quality content here. "Cops Worry Masked Public Executions Hurt Their Brand"
January 30, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Real @nytpitchbot.bsky.social quality content here. "Cops Worry Masked Public Executions Hurt Their Brand"
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I would like to know when, why and how the FAA gave up it’s decision-making authority on foreign made aircraft certification & if the president’s authority on this matter now supersedes all others, including those based on flight safety.
And I want to hear this from the FAA.
And I want to hear this from the FAA.
UPDATED: White House claims Trump de-cert threat won’t impact Canadian-made aircraft in service theaircurrent.com/feed/dispatc... (via @willguisbond.com & @jonostrower.com) #staycurrent
White House claims Trump de-cert threat won’t impact Canadian-made aircraft in service
Uncertainty persists over Trump’s decertification threat to Canadian aircraft
theaircurrent.com
January 30, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I would like to know when, why and how the FAA gave up it’s decision-making authority on foreign made aircraft certification & if the president’s authority on this matter now supersedes all others, including those based on flight safety.
And I want to hear this from the FAA.
And I want to hear this from the FAA.
Oh, hai. Guess who's knocking on the door again!
January 30, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Oh, hai. Guess who's knocking on the door again!
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Remember, the difference between gender ale and gender lager is in the fermentation style: gender ale is a top, whereas gender lager is a bottom
this is officially the funniest typo I've ever made
January 30, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Remember, the difference between gender ale and gender lager is in the fermentation style: gender ale is a top, whereas gender lager is a bottom
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In case my northern-hemisphere pals need a little mood boost!
January 30, 2026 at 10:43 AM
In case my northern-hemisphere pals need a little mood boost!
Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university.
- Reason and Revolution
- “CALC & ANAL GEOM”
- Shiphandling and Tactics
- Law of Armed Conflict
- Celestial Navigation
- Reason and Revolution
- “CALC & ANAL GEOM”
- Shiphandling and Tactics
- Law of Armed Conflict
- Celestial Navigation
Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university.
1. Egyptian mythology
2. Death and dying
3. Stochastic processes
4. Geology of Wisconsin
5. Nonparametric statistics
1. Egyptian mythology
2. Death and dying
3. Stochastic processes
4. Geology of Wisconsin
5. Nonparametric statistics
January 30, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university.
- Reason and Revolution
- “CALC & ANAL GEOM”
- Shiphandling and Tactics
- Law of Armed Conflict
- Celestial Navigation
- Reason and Revolution
- “CALC & ANAL GEOM”
- Shiphandling and Tactics
- Law of Armed Conflict
- Celestial Navigation