Jèf Uphoff
@juphoff.bsky.social
Principal Systems Engineer at @ctrliq.bsky.social. Lapsed astro/physics guy.
Ex C’ville & RVA, now Roanoke.
Tours @ AWS, Red Hat, SUSE, rPath, NRAO, Transmeta, kernel.org, among others. Veteran x2. NAPS/USNA/VT/UVa alum. Pilot. Ump.
Crazy cat gentleman.
Ex C’ville & RVA, now Roanoke.
Tours @ AWS, Red Hat, SUSE, rPath, NRAO, Transmeta, kernel.org, among others. Veteran x2. NAPS/USNA/VT/UVa alum. Pilot. Ump.
Crazy cat gentleman.
That’s a veterinary office? Wow.
January 31, 2026 at 10:14 AM
That’s a veterinary office? Wow.
My espressos gets angy.
January 31, 2026 at 9:22 AM
My espressos gets angy.
A dissenting opinion from my house.
January 31, 2026 at 2:04 AM
A dissenting opinion from my house.
Looks pretty damn idea from the vantage point of Virginia right now!
January 31, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Looks pretty damn idea from the vantage point of Virginia right now!
God forbid someone incur consequences from their fellow citizens for loathsome behavior.
January 31, 2026 at 12:44 AM
God forbid someone incur consequences from their fellow citizens for loathsome behavior.
Tom Morello must be about the coolest musician on Earth to hang out with.
January 31, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Tom Morello must be about the coolest musician on Earth to hang out with.
Hashtag fcf. Have some eye bleach handy.
January 30, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Hashtag fcf. Have some eye bleach handy.
You ask this on Bluesky...on a Friday?
January 30, 2026 at 11:17 PM
You ask this on Bluesky...on a Friday?
OK, so this one actually did make me wigglier.
January 30, 2026 at 11:17 PM
OK, so this one actually did make me wigglier.
You may be inviting timeline content here you'll want to hide from.
January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
You may be inviting timeline content here you'll want to hide from.
Wigglier? These things aren't play toys!
(OK, so maybe they are...)
(OK, so maybe they are...)
January 30, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Wigglier? These things aren't play toys!
(OK, so maybe they are...)
(OK, so maybe they are...)
Ask @mindlesmandles.bsky.social or @deb-o-rah.bsky.social if mirrors might be right for you?
January 30, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Ask @mindlesmandles.bsky.social or @deb-o-rah.bsky.social if mirrors might be right for you?
Now *this* is setting the bar for flirting!
January 30, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Now *this* is setting the bar for flirting!
I plan to get up to that way again after all this weather mellows the hell out.
(Haven't flown into CYOW since 2007!)
(Haven't flown into CYOW since 2007!)
January 30, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I plan to get up to that way again after all this weather mellows the hell out.
(Haven't flown into CYOW since 2007!)
(Haven't flown into CYOW since 2007!)