Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Bravo Breakdowns Podcast @bravobreakdowns.bsky.social · 3d

No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?

I'm between providers right now and these 3 are actually my only guides on my hilling journey

#rhoslc

Bronwyn, Angie and Mary Cosby hugging. The first two are in swimsuits, but Mary is in a dress bc she has a "no cheeks out" policy

1

Reposted by Bravo Breakdowns Podcast

Dustin Cone @dustin-cone.bsky.social · 4d

The ENTIRE episode of Salt Lake City Housewives took place at ONE party

No one is doing it like SLC!!!! #RHOSLC

4 3 64

Bravo Breakdowns Podcast @bravobreakdowns.bsky.social · 4d

Hahaha that would genuinely be fantastic for next season

3

Bravo Breakdowns Podcast @bravobreakdowns.bsky.social · 4d

She is a reality offspring who is currently on a reality offspring show and multiple shows (including her moms and their family's offspring show) were all on Bravo. I mean it's a nightmare how it's worded but I think it fits

1 4

Bravo Breakdowns Podcast @bravobreakdowns.bsky.social · 4d

I think it's Kims daughter Ariana, she apparently announced her breakup today (it is worded weird AF though)

1 2

Bravo Breakdowns Podcast @bravobreakdowns.bsky.social · 6d

Ok controversial take, but Wendy's fraud case is kind of bringing season 10 #RHOP back to being fun and exciting viewing

Sorta like Season 10 of VPR post-Scandoval (started unwatchably shitty until the unthinkable happened and we found out Tom&Rachel were banging)

Plz Wendy, own it and heal nature

1 3

Bravo Breakdowns Podcast @bravobreakdowns.bsky.social · 6d

Yeah having glam squads on call during shooting becoming normalized and now basically mandatory for HWs is one of the worst parts of Erika's terrible Bravo legacy

1

Bravo Breakdowns Podcast @bravobreakdowns.bsky.social · 6d

I'm a broken record on this but Beverly Hills consistently being the worst HW series with the best ratings gives the wrong message: Bravo thinks wealth/lifestyle is more important to viewers than actual entertainment.

I am watching RHOP this season tho. I'm hoping the fraud adds a fun meta-layer 😄

1 3

Bravo Breakdowns Podcast @bravobreakdowns.bsky.social · 8d

1 2

Bravo Breakdowns Podcast @bravobreakdowns.bsky.social · 8d

Every season I pray that the ratings for BH will dwindle so they can clean house and break up the Kyle/Erika/Dorit trio and the show will be watchable again instead of insufferable and dull and rehearsed

But people keep watching, it's unfathomable to me how they have the patience

1 1

Bravo Breakdowns Podcast @bravobreakdowns.bsky.social · 8d

Oh they will get torn apart if they throw the book at her instead of getting cameras up and milking this for next season. This will actually make great TV unlike Erika's flop lying ass where the BH cast barely addressed when she was likely complicit in decades of famous and actually evil fraud

2 1

Bravo Breakdowns Podcast @bravobreakdowns.bsky.social · 8d

I feel like it has to be because they have a bunch of footage of potentially some of the items involved and they just want to either quietly volunteer the footage or not have it subpoenaed?

From a ratings standpoint HWs catching cases has been gold for Bravo, can't see why else they would pull it

1 1

Bravo Breakdowns Podcast @bravobreakdowns.bsky.social · 9d

And yesss lol, like the Shannon-Tamra fights hit different because they were *actually* bffs and Shannon is on-camers *actually* telling Tamra the conversations she has had with her real, non-televised therapist with her. We need to treasure this!!

1

Bravo Breakdowns Podcast @bravobreakdowns.bsky.social · 9d

I agree, it's underrated!!!

Honestly RHOC is such a workhorse, it delivers so consistently that people consider a pretty fun season a total flop.

Like imagine if Beverly Hills had this many actual authentic fights *plus* a hilariously bumbling Katie, we would all be ecstatic

1 1

Bravo Breakdowns Podcast @bravobreakdowns.bsky.social · 10d

1

Bravo Breakdowns Podcast @bravobreakdowns.bsky.social · 10d

I do get what they are saying but its a low media literacy take

Some of Ashley's moves were team efforts- Taran ALWAYS explains that.

His edit is:
-the edit Ash + a winning game deserves
-proof you can easily show an UTR player's game, but production still doesn't bother after 3 invisible winners

3

Bravo Breakdowns Podcast @bravobreakdowns.bsky.social · 11d

Drop something witchy...

1 2

Bravo Breakdowns Podcast @bravobreakdowns.bsky.social · 11d

She is having an incredible sophomore season

She really puts her whole pussy into every scene, it makes her such a good fit for SLC

5

Bravo Breakdowns Podcast @bravobreakdowns.bsky.social · 11d

This would heal nature after the recent cancellation of Queer Ultimatum.

(Also if we are dream casting I would throw Canada's Bayleigh Pelham + Erica Hill from S6 into the pool)

#bb27

Rob #RachelRevengeSquad #RachelForAFP @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 12d

Ivette Cordero
Allison Nichols and Sheila Kennedy
Annie Whittington
Shelly Moore
Jenn City
Vanessa Rousso
Natalie Negrotti
Danielle Lickey
Kaycee Clark
Christie Murphy
Sarah Beth
Claire Rehfuss
Nicole Layog
Izzy Fields

Sorry but this is iconic. #BB27

Rob #RachelRevengeSquad #RachelForAFP @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 12d

Fuck all winners. An entire season of BB with just lesbian alumni would eat. #BB27

1 3

Bravo Breakdowns Podcast @bravobreakdowns.bsky.social · 12d

Was just talking about this, she's similar to Kevin Jacobs bc the "dumb" strategy was really 2nd to how fun they were! while other HGs were too serious. Lowered their threat level & made them fun AF allies

It's as if she saw my daily analysis of her #bb27 game on Reddit in completely unrelated subs

˚₊‧꒰ა meredith ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ @geminibrat.bsky.social · 12d

that’s my WINNER yup 💞 #bb27

Screenshots of ashley hollis’s tweets taken via nitter

5

Bravo Breakdowns Podcast @bravobreakdowns.bsky.social · 12d

I think it's clear now he (wisely) hired a PR firm and that's why he is getting this hilarious confounding traction from "The Sun", the number one tabloid for reality tv microcelebrity news #bb27

1 7

Bravo Breakdowns Podcast @bravobreakdowns.bsky.social · 15d

But if you didn't do that this isn't about you 😎

1 2

Bravo Breakdowns Podcast @bravobreakdowns.bsky.social · 15d

Oh yeah she was I didn't mean to put "not"

In this situation I I think it's hypocritical to be mad at someone for endorsing homophobia

then post insults to someone else ... for saying theyre upset that someone endorsed homophobia against them

And within the same hour is crazy work. Mob mentality

1

Bravo Breakdowns Podcast @bravobreakdowns.bsky.social · 15d

really disappointing how quickly things got toxic in here post season

1

Bravo Breakdowns Podcast @bravobreakdowns.bsky.social · 16d

everything I mentioned in the tweet Morgan either participated in or egged on

But my point is not to compare her to Chelsea or attack her, it's just to point out the disconnect in the fandom. Let the guy have his feelings

2