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Lauren and Michele (stand-up comics on Fox, Hulu, Kid Kraddick) host a reality TV podcast for hysterical women. New episodes on Mondays, click link below! https://lnk.bio/bravobreakdowns
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No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?

I'm between providers right now and these 3 are actually my only guides on my hilling journey

#rhoslc
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The ENTIRE episode of Salt Lake City Housewives took place at ONE party

No one is doing it like SLC!!!! #RHOSLC
Hahaha that would genuinely be fantastic for next season
She is a reality offspring who is currently on a reality offspring show and multiple shows (including her moms and their family's offspring show) were all on Bravo. I mean it's a nightmare how it's worded but I think it fits
I think it's Kims daughter Ariana, she apparently announced her breakup today (it is worded weird AF though)
Ok controversial take, but Wendy's fraud case is kind of bringing season 10 #RHOP back to being fun and exciting viewing

Sorta like Season 10 of VPR post-Scandoval (started unwatchably shitty until the unthinkable happened and we found out Tom&Rachel were banging)

Plz Wendy, own it and heal nature
Yeah having glam squads on call during shooting becoming normalized and now basically mandatory for HWs is one of the worst parts of Erika's terrible Bravo legacy
I'm a broken record on this but Beverly Hills consistently being the worst HW series with the best ratings gives the wrong message: Bravo thinks wealth/lifestyle is more important to viewers than actual entertainment.

I am watching RHOP this season tho. I'm hoping the fraud adds a fun meta-layer 😄
Every season I pray that the ratings for BH will dwindle so they can clean house and break up the Kyle/Erika/Dorit trio and the show will be watchable again instead of insufferable and dull and rehearsed

But people keep watching, it's unfathomable to me how they have the patience
Oh they will get torn apart if they throw the book at her instead of getting cameras up and milking this for next season. This will actually make great TV unlike Erika's flop lying ass where the BH cast barely addressed when she was likely complicit in decades of famous and actually evil fraud
I feel like it has to be because they have a bunch of footage of potentially some of the items involved and they just want to either quietly volunteer the footage or not have it subpoenaed?

From a ratings standpoint HWs catching cases has been gold for Bravo, can't see why else they would pull it
And yesss lol, like the Shannon-Tamra fights hit different because they were *actually* bffs and Shannon is on-camers *actually* telling Tamra the conversations she has had with her real, non-televised therapist with her. We need to treasure this!!
I agree, it's underrated!!!

Honestly RHOC is such a workhorse, it delivers so consistently that people consider a pretty fun season a total flop.

Like imagine if Beverly Hills had this many actual authentic fights *plus* a hilariously bumbling Katie, we would all be ecstatic
I do get what they are saying but its a low media literacy take

Some of Ashley's moves were team efforts- Taran ALWAYS explains that.

His edit is:
-the edit Ash + a winning game deserves
-proof you can easily show an UTR player's game, but production still doesn't bother after 3 invisible winners
She is having an incredible sophomore season

She really puts her whole pussy into every scene, it makes her such a good fit for SLC
This would heal nature after the recent cancellation of Queer Ultimatum.

(Also if we are dream casting I would throw Canada's Bayleigh Pelham + Erica Hill from S6 into the pool)

#bb27
Ivette Cordero
Allison Nichols and Sheila Kennedy
Annie Whittington
Shelly Moore
Jenn City
Vanessa Rousso
Natalie Negrotti
Danielle Lickey
Kaycee Clark
Christie Murphy
Sarah Beth
Claire Rehfuss
Nicole Layog
Izzy Fields

Sorry but this is iconic. #BB27
Fuck all winners. An entire season of BB with just lesbian alumni would eat. #BB27
Was just talking about this, she's similar to Kevin Jacobs bc the "dumb" strategy was really 2nd to how fun they were! while other HGs were too serious. Lowered their threat level & made them fun AF allies

It's as if she saw my daily analysis of her #bb27 game on Reddit in completely unrelated subs
I think it's clear now he (wisely) hired a PR firm and that's why he is getting this hilarious confounding traction from "The Sun", the number one tabloid for reality tv microcelebrity news #bb27
But if you didn't do that this isn't about you 😎
Oh yeah she was I didn't mean to put "not"

In this situation I I think it's hypocritical to be mad at someone for endorsing homophobia

then post insults to someone else ... for saying theyre upset that someone endorsed homophobia against them

And within the same hour is crazy work. Mob mentality
really disappointing how quickly things got toxic in here post season
everything I mentioned in the tweet Morgan either participated in or egged on

But my point is not to compare her to Chelsea or attack her, it's just to point out the disconnect in the fandom. Let the guy have his feelings