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Broken Caveman
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Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · Jan 9
Keep your "Well, actually... " scolds to yourself.
She litterally helped codify hatespeach and discrimination into Florida law. She was a bad person, so we are goinh to celebrate when bad people finally get out of the way of basic human decency.
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Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 3d
I guess I'm going as "Sexy French Toast" again.
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Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 3d
I would hope the union brings this up the next time the commissioner complains about game length.
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Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 4d
These folks rooted for Boss Hogg didn't they?
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Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 6d
Hot Tea and Coffee = Forbidden
Anabolic Steroids = Blessed
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Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 7d
Shower your ears brother, shower your soul.
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Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 7d
These are also the dipshits that think they lowered the standards so women could be in combat.
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Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 8d
When an addict is not embarrassed to admit they're addicted to NARCAN...
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Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 10d
Sorry, I have jury duty, a root canal and a colonoscopy that week.
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Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 11d
Rolled a 62.... "late 90's Shania Twain"
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Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 12d
I (a 46 year old man) recently started a job working for 2 women of that generation. They are great but I know WAY too much about them.
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Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 12d
A maintenance hatch right over it's liver.
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Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 12d
Anyone want to tell them what happened to Prometheus at the end of the story? Hell, anyone want to tell them what happened at the end of the "Prometheus" movie?
NOTHING GOOD!
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Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 13d
How quaint.
two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` hello , computer ? '' .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` hello , computer ? '' .
media.tenor.com
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Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 13d
Every time I see a Nissan sedan:
stolen Stanza
YouTube video by Muffin Dragons
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Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 14d
"Why won't women date conservative men?"
-Baby Huey looking ass
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Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 14d
If you're cold, they're cold.
Bring them inside.
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Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 15d
Given gen AI's power consumption, it could almost be considered job related research
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Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 15d
Lindsey Graham 2.0 is the worst.
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Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 15d
James Franklin's best skill was getting a bigger contract after any other coach got hired.
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Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 15d
This isn't something I would put on my worst enemy.
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Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 15d
The re-make of "Air Bud" is really changing things, isn't it?
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Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 16d
I bet they discussed leaving him at LAX.
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Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 21d
I'm concerned about him dating a girl fresh out of high school.
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Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 21d
Knobles
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Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 22d
"Why a spoon, cousin?"
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