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Broken Caveman

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Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · Jan 9

Keep your "Well, actually... " scolds to yourself.
She litterally helped codify hatespeach and discrimination into Florida law. She was a bad person, so we are goinh to celebrate when bad people finally get out of the way of basic human decency.

Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 2d

I guess I'm going as "Sexy French Toast" again.

Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 3d

I would hope the union brings this up the next time the commissioner complains about game length.

Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 4d

These folks rooted for Boss Hogg didn't they?

Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 5d

Hot Tea and Coffee = Forbidden
Anabolic Steroids = Blessed

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Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 6d

Shower your ears brother, shower your soul.

Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 7d

These are also the dipshits that think they lowered the standards so women could be in combat.

Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 8d

When an addict is not embarrassed to admit they're addicted to NARCAN...

Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 9d

Sorry, I have jury duty, a root canal and a colonoscopy that week.

Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 11d

Rolled a 62.... "late 90's Shania Twain"

Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 11d

I (a 46 year old man) recently started a job working for 2 women of that generation. They are great but I know WAY too much about them.

Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 11d

A maintenance hatch right over it's liver.

Broken Caveman @brokencaveman.bsky.social · 11d

Anyone want to tell them what happened to Prometheus at the end of the story? Hell, anyone want to tell them what happened at the end of the "Prometheus" movie?
NOTHING GOOD!