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@majorarschloch.bsky.social
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All skeets are tested on animals before submission. They don't like them either.
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · Aug 24
Be the person that makes people say
"life is good because you've been in it"
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 3h
I'm Cam Skattebo and this is trying to score a touchdown.
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 3h
Peacemaker finale: excellent
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 3h
Correct. Fuck the NHL
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 4h
**Katie, right now**
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 4h
Made from only the finest...**zooms in** Costa Rican grapes
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 4h
How are you going to top these?
I dont think you can.

Unless you steal a trophy or a pylon
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 4h
I'm going to get all da ladies when its airbrushed on the side of my panel van
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 4h
She's one of them.
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 4h
Forgot I have this. I don't know where either the clip or these people are from, but I figured you guys would appreciate Rory Gilmore getting hit by a bus.
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 4h
HE IS, YOU CANT TRUST THEM. YELL IT TO THE CABIN THE PILOT IS SECRETLY DIVERTING YOU A SECRET MILITARY PRISON IN KANSAS.

THEY ONLY DUCT TAPE YOU TO YOUR SEAT HALF THE TIME, TRUST ME.
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 4h
Maybe.

The only person I know for sure is an AA pilot, I like. He and his family are good people.
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 4h
I was kidding, picked a number and googled it till I found one that wasn't an active flight number
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 4h
Share and enjoy
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 4h
Good. Dude I hate from middle school is on AA9700. I need it delayed. Will the usual amount do?
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 5h
Oh shit, not again
a close up of a window with a reflection of a person in the window .
ALT: a close up of a window with a reflection of a person in the window .
media.tenor.com
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 5h
Oh shit, what broke contain?
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 9h
SHE PRESSED Z OR R TWICE!
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 11h
Cant comment because I'm not a mutual or something, but 2nd the recommendation.
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JennyGoBoo 👻🎃🧙‍♀️ @jennyd67.bsky.social · 11h
Thank you, will try it!!
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 11h
a woman is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
ALT: a woman is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 11h
In, how much $$ you need
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 12h
The greatest city that ever was or will be.

Suck it Rome.
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 12h
Lemon Pepper Solid X
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 12h
Honestly, the best explanation, but I thought it was older than this.

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My Sister And I Are Polar Opposites | Know Your Meme
My Sister And I Are Polar Opposites is an image macro of two sisters with opposite styles which was originally posted to Twitter in July 2020 and, soon aft
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 14h
I can't explain why, but when I looked at his face I immediately heard this in a British accent: "Mummy! The clown is back Mummy!" He's going to get me!! Mummy help! "
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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 14h
Its because America loves pirates for some reason
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Emily Giambalvo @emilygiam.bsky.social · 15h
How America’s favorite sports bet is fueling sportsbook profits

Parlays are becoming more popular, accounting for an increasing share of the money wagered on sports, according to a Post analysis of betting data. Bettors lose billions a year on these bets.

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Americans can’t stop betting parlays. Sportbooks are cashing in.
As betting booms, parlays are accounting for an increasing share of the money wagered on sports, according to a Washington Post analysis of state data.
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