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All skeets are tested on animals before submission. They don't like them either.

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · Aug 24

Be the person that makes people say
"life is good because you've been in it"

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PITT BASKETBALL SHOUTING @shouting.bsky.social · 4h

GONNA SAVE THIS FOR NEXT TIME I THINK PITT IS A ROCK BOTTOM FOOTBALL PROGRAM

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 7h

Remains the best version of this play:
youtu.be/1T88LszpurI?...

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 7h

"I just cant deal... They have to go to class, the parents expect you to talk to them, I have to 'DM' high school kids, I'm limited on practice and weight room time... I don't know how anyone does this"

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 7h

I hope all the other schools laughed maniaclly and hung up the phone on these losers.

Ollie Connolly @ollieconnolly.bsky.social · 11h

Members of Belichick’s coaching staff have already spoken to other schools that are expected to be in CFB Playoff about taking on roles during the postseason. From one coach: “the rats are leaving the ship”.

Some staffers believe a change will come within two weeks

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 7h

LOLOLOLOLOL

WHEN SHIT GETS HARD CHAPEL BILL GETS GOING

Ollie Connolly @ollieconnolly.bsky.social · 11h

Per sources: Bill Belichick has discussed buyout options with North Carolina’s hierarchy. Belichick has signaled a willingness to trigger his own $1 million buyout if he can find a soft landing with another team or in media

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 7h

Cairo
Albany
Dahlonega
Atlanta

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 12h

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 7h

CUSA (pronounced like cuz-ah) What else you gonna watch?

Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 7h

Looks like all the Conference USA teams are writing WEEKDAY CUSA on the field for their Tuesday/Wednesday slate and I’m sorry but you have to have a catchier phrase than that

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 7h

Because false advertising laws exist

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 12h

More like the Tarrible Heels, amirite?!?

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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 13h

bad teams

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 13h

They also ripped off the name of a CLASSIC Nickelodeon show that deserves to be remembered better than by problematic shit shoe company

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 13h

"whimsy"

two men are talking and one of them says " i do not think it means what you think it means .. "

ALT: two men are talking and one of them says " i do not think it means what you think it means .. "

media.tenor.com

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 13h

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Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · Sep 7

911 Nashville (10/9 central, ABC): THE 113 HAVE TO RESCUE A BACHELORETTE PARTY STUCK ON A PEDAL TAVERN ON TOP OF THE BRIDGE

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 13h

Calling it now, Pavia is going to graduate, join that cast, and it will run for 20 seasons

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 14h

Paul McCartney is still alive, and hold the title till then.

I'd put Eminem next in line. But Swift is up there too.

Emily, a Two-Shoes-Gooder @rebelmusicteach.bsky.social · 3d

I also need to know: I am fairly middle-of-the-road on Taylor Swift but someone I know called her the Greatest Living Lyricist. She is not.

Who is yours? Either the greatest or your favorite?

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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 15h

Hey it's that guy from Assassin's Creed 2

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 14h

Thad Castle, LB, transfer from Blue Mountain State and future number 1 NFL draft pick

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Shutdown Fullcast @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social · 1d

Homefield Presents: Shutdown Fullcast LIVE in Myrtle Beach, Wednesday, October 29!

(Tbh it's literally ON Myrtle Beach)

Includes:

- 20% off at the Homefield Pop-Up Shop featuring first-look debut apparel
- One free Modelo

Tickets here:
www.eventbrite.com/e/homefield-...

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 18h

I mean a charter would be pretty expensive. Something to carry the entire team, all the coaches, all the support personnel, university staff, and boosters who paid enough to fly with the team.

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 19h

The Pie Iesu one is literally the chant the monks use in Monty Python and the Holy Grail before hitting themselves in the head with a wood plank

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 19h

Late 90s-Early 2000s Super Soaker

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 19h

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social per Google Flights, there is only 1 option for Wake to fly to Oregon on Friday and return Sunday with only 1 stop. Greensboro/PTI to Denver, then to Eugene and drive up from there.

There are no Sat options, and Sun has a 9hr layover in DEN.

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 19h

Going to my first GT game in forever where I'll actually be able to cheer for Tech this Saturday.

And not paying a dime. Volunteering rules

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 20h

I took the day off, and then volunteered to help my parents clean out their basement.

Like an idiot.

Major @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 20h

The @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social: your home for Lord of the Rings Hobbit's Health chat