Broken Caveman
@brokencaveman.bsky.social
Part-time private detective, full-time reply-guy.
I didn't know "thumb head" came in ladies. Carl Rove is going to sue someone for this!
January 15, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I didn't know "thumb head" came in ladies. Carl Rove is going to sue someone for this!
Having Bob Dole sign baseballs seems downright mean.
January 15, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Having Bob Dole sign baseballs seems downright mean.
It will go great with my Annie Potts signed baseball bat.
January 15, 2026 at 9:15 PM
It will go great with my Annie Potts signed baseball bat.
"In a one-on-one interview, he discusses his goals, platform and prior comments about the Holocaust."
"PRIOR COMMERNTS ABOUT THE HOLOCAUST" are never good, are they?
"PRIOR COMMERNTS ABOUT THE HOLOCAUST" are never good, are they?
January 14, 2026 at 11:38 PM
"In a one-on-one interview, he discusses his goals, platform and prior comments about the Holocaust."
"PRIOR COMMERNTS ABOUT THE HOLOCAUST" are never good, are they?
"PRIOR COMMERNTS ABOUT THE HOLOCAUST" are never good, are they?
Ted Cruz is a Texan who is subservient to a New Yorker who called his wife ugly.
January 14, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Ted Cruz is a Texan who is subservient to a New Yorker who called his wife ugly.
So instead of Hoda and Kathie sipping wine on the Today Show, these "very serious men" will drinking highballs? This place is so stupid.
January 14, 2026 at 5:49 PM
So instead of Hoda and Kathie sipping wine on the Today Show, these "very serious men" will drinking highballs? This place is so stupid.
Had to explain to my kids the "resource" officers at thier schools are not thier friends and if they ask them questions, my kids tell them "I'm a minor and can't answer that question legally".
The phone calls have been outstanding.
The phone calls have been outstanding.
January 14, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Had to explain to my kids the "resource" officers at thier schools are not thier friends and if they ask them questions, my kids tell them "I'm a minor and can't answer that question legally".
The phone calls have been outstanding.
The phone calls have been outstanding.
From the sounds of it, if those agents were drafted they likely would have been labeled 4F or failed at boot camp.
January 13, 2026 at 10:52 PM
From the sounds of it, if those agents were drafted they likely would have been labeled 4F or failed at boot camp.
-We have made the economy so horrible that couples can't survive off of a single income and they can't afford to have children."
"By why aren't they having children?"
"By why aren't they having children?"
January 13, 2026 at 5:40 PM
-We have made the economy so horrible that couples can't survive off of a single income and they can't afford to have children."
"By why aren't they having children?"
"By why aren't they having children?"
He's going to smile at you while turning your insides into slush.
January 13, 2026 at 5:36 PM
He's going to smile at you while turning your insides into slush.
My neighbor's son had a mental health crisis and was threatening self harm. She litterally had to ask herself "Do I let him harm himself or will the police do something worse?"
January 12, 2026 at 1:02 AM
My neighbor's son had a mental health crisis and was threatening self harm. She litterally had to ask herself "Do I let him harm himself or will the police do something worse?"
That means that it's almost been that long since my daughter smacked our coffee table and screamed "Fucking Cutler" at the TV.
She was 2.
She was 2.
January 11, 2026 at 5:06 AM
That means that it's almost been that long since my daughter smacked our coffee table and screamed "Fucking Cutler" at the TV.
She was 2.
She was 2.
My son climbed up on the dresser where we kept his diaper stuff and spread an entire jar of Vaseline on himself and the walls. We did not get the rental deposit from that place.
January 10, 2026 at 12:34 AM
My son climbed up on the dresser where we kept his diaper stuff and spread an entire jar of Vaseline on himself and the walls. We did not get the rental deposit from that place.
This holiday came a bit early this year.
January 9, 2026 at 9:47 PM
This holiday came a bit early this year.
Its almost "Texas's power grid fails during winter storm, leaving thousands without power" season.
January 9, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Its almost "Texas's power grid fails during winter storm, leaving thousands without power" season.
Some real "Jacob's Ladder" type of horror right there.
a shirtless man is laying in a bathtub with beware written on the bottom
ALT: a shirtless man is laying in a bathtub with beware written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Some real "Jacob's Ladder" type of horror right there.
She'd run T'au or Ad Mech?
January 8, 2026 at 4:21 PM
She'd run T'au or Ad Mech?
It was earnest and genuine, not cynical and self-important.
December 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
It was earnest and genuine, not cynical and self-important.
I didn't have "The Bears participate in a shootout" on my 2025 (or any) BINGO card.
December 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I didn't have "The Bears participate in a shootout" on my 2025 (or any) BINGO card.
The ECW Bowl is my favorite.
December 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The ECW Bowl is my favorite.
Comparing AI to a substance that has been abused for over a thousand years is certainly a choice.
December 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Comparing AI to a substance that has been abused for over a thousand years is certainly a choice.
"Could lead paint actually be good for children's toys?"
"Could asbestos blankets actually keep us warm?"
"Could arsenic dust actually make our cookies better?"
(you absolute clowns)
"Could asbestos blankets actually keep us warm?"
"Could arsenic dust actually make our cookies better?"
(you absolute clowns)
December 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
"Could lead paint actually be good for children's toys?"
"Could asbestos blankets actually keep us warm?"
"Could arsenic dust actually make our cookies better?"
(you absolute clowns)
"Could asbestos blankets actually keep us warm?"
"Could arsenic dust actually make our cookies better?"
(you absolute clowns)
We always had one family would flex by buying fancy bread.
December 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
We always had one family would flex by buying fancy bread.