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Broken Collie

@brokencollie.bsky.social

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26 Years Old, Any Pronouns, Demi/Pan, 🔞, Minors Will Be Blocked, Some Furry in New Jersey. Unfunny Humor Guy, Profile Picture by @tazzthewolf.bsky.social

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Broken Collie @brokencollie.bsky.social · 1h

On fhe off-chance I were to meet a celebrity and they had a cat, I'd ignore the celebrity entirely and interact with the cat the entire time. Why? Because animals are better than people. That's why.

Broken Collie @brokencollie.bsky.social · 8h

Yay, current events rumination! /s

It's just too hard to deal with sometimes.

To the point where I hate everyone and everything.

How am I still here? Lol.

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Broken Collie @brokencollie.bsky.social · 11h

I wish I was garllic bread.

Broken Collie @brokencollie.bsky.social · 13h

Speaking of 9/11 there's a clip of a livestream when WKUK reunited during the pandemic prior to Trevor Moore's death I want to DM you about their friend's experience that day. I think you'd enjoy it.

Broken Collie @brokencollie.bsky.social · 14h

I'm going to Hell for this joke. I'm sorry. It was swimming in my mind for a while and I decided, "fuck it, I'm posting it." Hopefully I didn't go too far. Let me know if I did.

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Broken Collie @brokencollie.bsky.social · 14h

Jay Jay the Jet Plane did 9/11.

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Broken Collie @brokencollie.bsky.social · 17h

I hope you're all doing okay today.

Broken Collie @brokencollie.bsky.social · 1d

And that was Donald Trump's likely reaction to the No Kings protests happening today. And if he is watching this account, because I know he is, I'd just like to say, fuck you too! I'd get thrown out of a window by the CIA but telling the President to fuck off is worth it.

Broken Collie @brokencollie.bsky.social · 1d

Intern: Mr. President, the people are protesting, what should we do?

Trump: Send out the tanks!

Intern: Are you sure? The government has shut down, and it's not good to supress protestors.

Trump: *shoots intern again*

Intern: God dammit, not again! *dies again*

Broken Collie @brokencollie.bsky.social · 1d

I think I'm going to sleep soon. Adulting is hard.

Broken Collie @brokencollie.bsky.social · 1d

I'm honestly pretty annoyed by everything today.

Broken Collie @brokencollie.bsky.social · 2d

So...I have work today from 12:30 PM to 7:00 PM. My boss just called me about this as she needs someone on the shift. I assume I also have work tomorrow as well. I'm annoyed but this happens sometimes. :(

Broken Collie @brokencollie.bsky.social · 2d

There's an urban legend where a lot of people wanted doggo Rin Tin Tin to win the very first Academy Award for best actor. If this story is true, that is so wholesome. If I was there during that time, I'd be pissed he didn't win or get nominated.

Broken Collie @brokencollie.bsky.social · 2d

Honestly, the only good thing about bad things happening is that they give me material to make jokes about. It's triggering in one way, but also gets my creativity flowing in another way.

Broken Collie @brokencollie.bsky.social · 2d

A24 has just announced a new music biopic about GG Allin. /j

Broken Collie @brokencollie.bsky.social · 2d

Holden Caulfield is so based in "The Catcher in the Rye." I especially like the part where he said, "Kill John Lennon!" /j

Broken Collie @brokencollie.bsky.social · 2d

It is. And this clip adequately depicts how many of us react when that happens.

Broken Collie @brokencollie.bsky.social · 2d

When your favorite celebrity turns out to be an awful person:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIzV...

Tyra Banks - "I was rooting for you, we were all rooting for you. How dare you?"

YouTube video by Loris Kayiki

www.youtube.com

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Broken Collie @brokencollie.bsky.social · 2d

Social Media Companies when people are mean on their platforms:

a man with a beard is sitting at a table with a lot of money .

ALT: a man with a beard is sitting at a table with a lot of money .

media.tenor.com

Broken Collie @brokencollie.bsky.social · 3d

If anyone still thinks Elvis Presley is still alive, keep in mind he'd be 90 years old by now. So if he was secretly still alive, he's going to die any day now.

Broken Collie @brokencollie.bsky.social · 3d

I have big tired energy

Broken Collie @brokencollie.bsky.social · 3d

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Broken Collie @brokencollie.bsky.social · 3d

I'm getting cancelled for this joke. :P

Broken Collie @brokencollie.bsky.social · 3d

Diddy will be moving to a place where no one cares whether or not he has freak-off parties: Epstein Island.