Broken Collie
@brokencollie.bsky.social
26 Years Old
Lives in New Jersey
He/Him
Pan (Male Lean)
May Contain NSFW, Minors DNI, 18+
Aspiring Stud Dog
Short Story Comedy Writer
Profile Picture by @ashenhowl.bsky.social
Lives in New Jersey
He/Him
Pan (Male Lean)
May Contain NSFW, Minors DNI, 18+
Aspiring Stud Dog
Short Story Comedy Writer
Profile Picture by @ashenhowl.bsky.social
Pinned
TW/CW: Mental Health
My sister helped me yesterday night with addressing my mental health and life going forward. I am going to get better and prioritize responsibilities and what's relevant to my life.
Due to this, I am considering taking a hiatus from social media, DMs and leisure websites.
My sister helped me yesterday night with addressing my mental health and life going forward. I am going to get better and prioritize responsibilities and what's relevant to my life.
Due to this, I am considering taking a hiatus from social media, DMs and leisure websites.
I love you. *hugs*
February 3, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I love you. *hugs*
Those who are considered smart are way too overconfident about science and its rigidity. It was a problem when Eugenics was a thing, it's a problem now. If you think it's the only way for truth to be confimed then you're bullshitting your life away. Fuck you, don't speak on shit you haven't lived.
February 2, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Those who are considered smart are way too overconfident about science and its rigidity. It was a problem when Eugenics was a thing, it's a problem now. If you think it's the only way for truth to be confimed then you're bullshitting your life away. Fuck you, don't speak on shit you haven't lived.
I'd rather have something authentic from a local college with zero corporate, government and board influence than that exact same study being done at a bouregois elitist scam like Harvard or Yale.
February 2, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I'd rather have something authentic from a local college with zero corporate, government and board influence than that exact same study being done at a bouregois elitist scam like Harvard or Yale.
Anyone else think "scientists" who don't have lived experience in the fields and areas they're researching are liars? If you don't have that lived experience that resonates with who you want to reach out to, your "research" and "studies" are nothing more than pseudoscience. Case closed.
February 2, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Anyone else think "scientists" who don't have lived experience in the fields and areas they're researching are liars? If you don't have that lived experience that resonates with who you want to reach out to, your "research" and "studies" are nothing more than pseudoscience. Case closed.
No promises. And even then you are not prepared. No one is. I'm the type of person who will get permanently banned from the aux cord at all events. What I want a DJ to play at an event I'd host if that ever happens will not be normal and no one will forget it.
February 2, 2026 at 5:21 PM
No promises. And even then you are not prepared. No one is. I'm the type of person who will get permanently banned from the aux cord at all events. What I want a DJ to play at an event I'd host if that ever happens will not be normal and no one will forget it.
If I ever hired a DJ to play at a birthday party or my wedding or shit like that, I'd request that they play the weirdest music they can and just engage in maximum meme-level music nerd chaos.
February 2, 2026 at 3:38 PM
If I ever hired a DJ to play at a birthday party or my wedding or shit like that, I'd request that they play the weirdest music they can and just engage in maximum meme-level music nerd chaos.
But yeah, I'm not limiting myself in any of the categories in the beginning of the first post, I just connect with older men differently and more intensely (for lack of a better word) than others. My daddy issues might have something to do with it. :P
February 2, 2026 at 1:29 AM
But yeah, I'm not limiting myself in any of the categories in the beginning of the first post, I just connect with older men differently and more intensely (for lack of a better word) than others. My daddy issues might have something to do with it. :P
I probably come across as fetishizing them to be honest. But at the end of the day, personality comes first. You can have all these qualities and our interests might still be different enough to the point where a friendship might not be the most compatible for either of us.
February 2, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I probably come across as fetishizing them to be honest. But at the end of the day, personality comes first. You can have all these qualities and our interests might still be different enough to the point where a friendship might not be the most compatible for either of us.
It's not a prerequisite for friendship dating or NSFW activities for me, but it seems like men who are a decade older than me or so scratch a particular itch that doesn't happen the same way with anyone else. Especially those who are confident, gentle and empathetic.
February 2, 2026 at 1:29 AM
It's not a prerequisite for friendship dating or NSFW activities for me, but it seems like men who are a decade older than me or so scratch a particular itch that doesn't happen the same way with anyone else. Especially those who are confident, gentle and empathetic.
Who wants to replace all of the snare drum sounds on all of Metallica's albums with the St. Anger snare drum sound with me?
February 2, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Who wants to replace all of the snare drum sounds on all of Metallica's albums with the St. Anger snare drum sound with me?
I've noticed this is a 5-string bass guitar. I like little details like that.
February 2, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I've noticed this is a 5-string bass guitar. I like little details like that.
Learning to love myself is hard and I'm not fully there yet. But there have been noticeable improvements. I don't feel love in my soul but with enough time and healing I will feel it.
February 1, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Learning to love myself is hard and I'm not fully there yet. But there have been noticeable improvements. I don't feel love in my soul but with enough time and healing I will feel it.
I was not joking when I posted this. It sounds like a joke but I'm 100% serious. Keep in mind the Netherlands publicly declared this in the early 1990s and everyone clowned on it.
It doesn't sound so stupid now, doesn't it. The Netherlands were ahead of their time on this.
It doesn't sound so stupid now, doesn't it. The Netherlands were ahead of their time on this.
Sex is a fundamental human right.
February 1, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I was not joking when I posted this. It sounds like a joke but I'm 100% serious. Keep in mind the Netherlands publicly declared this in the early 1990s and everyone clowned on it.
It doesn't sound so stupid now, doesn't it. The Netherlands were ahead of their time on this.
It doesn't sound so stupid now, doesn't it. The Netherlands were ahead of their time on this.
You ever just waste an hour or two on Internet research that is far away from what you originally wanted to learn?
February 1, 2026 at 6:11 PM
You ever just waste an hour or two on Internet research that is far away from what you originally wanted to learn?
Don't worry, I'll go there at night. I'll survive. :P
February 1, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Don't worry, I'll go there at night. I'll survive. :P
Moving to the sun, brb.
February 1, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Moving to the sun, brb.
That's really adorable. This post made my night, not gonna lie. It's one of the most beautiful expressions of love I have ever seen on social media. I hope you're both doing well. :)
February 1, 2026 at 4:39 AM
That's really adorable. This post made my night, not gonna lie. It's one of the most beautiful expressions of love I have ever seen on social media. I hope you're both doing well. :)
I checked Google about businesses in my local area to see if they are hiring in roles relevant to my interests. I didn't find much that was immediately accessible.
On the bright side one of those websites has A LOT of writing resources so I'll at least be using those.
On the bright side one of those websites has A LOT of writing resources so I'll at least be using those.
January 31, 2026 at 10:41 PM
I checked Google about businesses in my local area to see if they are hiring in roles relevant to my interests. I didn't find much that was immediately accessible.
On the bright side one of those websites has A LOT of writing resources so I'll at least be using those.
On the bright side one of those websites has A LOT of writing resources so I'll at least be using those.
That's everything I can think of so far. These nicknames are all in jest. I like music in all of these styles. Hopefully I didn't cross the line to the point where I get cancelled for it. Nonetheless, I hope you enjoy this thread.
January 31, 2026 at 4:55 PM
That's everything I can think of so far. These nicknames are all in jest. I like music in all of these styles. Hopefully I didn't cross the line to the point where I get cancelled for it. Nonetheless, I hope you enjoy this thread.
Classical- Don't get too creative or the King will have you executed!
Crunkcore- Music that requires the musicians to register as sex offenders
Outlaw Country- "Howdy Y'all, I'm Cowboy Robin Hood!"
Contemporary Folk- You show up at every protest with an acoustic guitar. Good for you. :)
Crunkcore- Music that requires the musicians to register as sex offenders
Outlaw Country- "Howdy Y'all, I'm Cowboy Robin Hood!"
Contemporary Folk- You show up at every protest with an acoustic guitar. Good for you. :)
January 31, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Classical- Don't get too creative or the King will have you executed!
Crunkcore- Music that requires the musicians to register as sex offenders
Outlaw Country- "Howdy Y'all, I'm Cowboy Robin Hood!"
Contemporary Folk- You show up at every protest with an acoustic guitar. Good for you. :)
Crunkcore- Music that requires the musicians to register as sex offenders
Outlaw Country- "Howdy Y'all, I'm Cowboy Robin Hood!"
Contemporary Folk- You show up at every protest with an acoustic guitar. Good for you. :)
Southern Soul- For when you love social progress AND gatekeeping
Motown Sound- For when you love social progress but read Machiavelli
Cool Jazz- Soundtrack to a 1940s/50s black and white noir film where a woman was killed in the streets of New York City.
Motown Sound- For when you love social progress but read Machiavelli
Cool Jazz- Soundtrack to a 1940s/50s black and white noir film where a woman was killed in the streets of New York City.
January 31, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Southern Soul- For when you love social progress AND gatekeeping
Motown Sound- For when you love social progress but read Machiavelli
Cool Jazz- Soundtrack to a 1940s/50s black and white noir film where a woman was killed in the streets of New York City.
Motown Sound- For when you love social progress but read Machiavelli
Cool Jazz- Soundtrack to a 1940s/50s black and white noir film where a woman was killed in the streets of New York City.
Alternative Hip Hop- Rap for white people who only listen to "real hip hop."
Hyperpop- Music that requires an epilepsy warning before each song
Norwegian Black Metal- 'Please stand for the Satanic National Anthem."
Shoegaze- "I can't hear anything other than dreamy and distorted guitars!"
Hyperpop- Music that requires an epilepsy warning before each song
Norwegian Black Metal- 'Please stand for the Satanic National Anthem."
Shoegaze- "I can't hear anything other than dreamy and distorted guitars!"
January 31, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Alternative Hip Hop- Rap for white people who only listen to "real hip hop."
Hyperpop- Music that requires an epilepsy warning before each song
Norwegian Black Metal- 'Please stand for the Satanic National Anthem."
Shoegaze- "I can't hear anything other than dreamy and distorted guitars!"
Hyperpop- Music that requires an epilepsy warning before each song
Norwegian Black Metal- 'Please stand for the Satanic National Anthem."
Shoegaze- "I can't hear anything other than dreamy and distorted guitars!"
Death Metal- Edgelord Rock but taken up to 11
French House/Nu-Disco- EDM festival music for when you want to acknowledge the genre's late 70s roots
Nu Metal- I hope the lead singer improves their mental health, I feel bad for them.
Glam Metal- Will Shred For Pussy
French House/Nu-Disco- EDM festival music for when you want to acknowledge the genre's late 70s roots
Nu Metal- I hope the lead singer improves their mental health, I feel bad for them.
Glam Metal- Will Shred For Pussy
January 31, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Death Metal- Edgelord Rock but taken up to 11
French House/Nu-Disco- EDM festival music for when you want to acknowledge the genre's late 70s roots
Nu Metal- I hope the lead singer improves their mental health, I feel bad for them.
Glam Metal- Will Shred For Pussy
French House/Nu-Disco- EDM festival music for when you want to acknowledge the genre's late 70s roots
Nu Metal- I hope the lead singer improves their mental health, I feel bad for them.
Glam Metal- Will Shred For Pussy
Pop Rap- Money, Bitches, Drugs and Guns: Now with hooks!
Funk- For when you can't decide if your band should be tight or loose so you decide to do both
Psychedelic Rock- Peace, Love and using non-Western cultures as an aesthetic
New Age- Anti-Vaxxer Environmentalist music
Funk- For when you can't decide if your band should be tight or loose so you decide to do both
Psychedelic Rock- Peace, Love and using non-Western cultures as an aesthetic
New Age- Anti-Vaxxer Environmentalist music
January 31, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Pop Rap- Money, Bitches, Drugs and Guns: Now with hooks!
Funk- For when you can't decide if your band should be tight or loose so you decide to do both
Psychedelic Rock- Peace, Love and using non-Western cultures as an aesthetic
New Age- Anti-Vaxxer Environmentalist music
Funk- For when you can't decide if your band should be tight or loose so you decide to do both
Psychedelic Rock- Peace, Love and using non-Western cultures as an aesthetic
New Age- Anti-Vaxxer Environmentalist music
Roots Reggae- You listen to this to get stoned, not for the anti-colonial political messages
Bossa Nova- Come to 1960s Brazil for acoustic jazz pop of your favorite guitarists! (Please ignore the dictatorship.)
Punk Rock- If you never grew out of your teenage rebellion but it was an entire genre
Bossa Nova- Come to 1960s Brazil for acoustic jazz pop of your favorite guitarists! (Please ignore the dictatorship.)
Punk Rock- If you never grew out of your teenage rebellion but it was an entire genre
January 31, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Roots Reggae- You listen to this to get stoned, not for the anti-colonial political messages
Bossa Nova- Come to 1960s Brazil for acoustic jazz pop of your favorite guitarists! (Please ignore the dictatorship.)
Punk Rock- If you never grew out of your teenage rebellion but it was an entire genre
Bossa Nova- Come to 1960s Brazil for acoustic jazz pop of your favorite guitarists! (Please ignore the dictatorship.)
Punk Rock- If you never grew out of your teenage rebellion but it was an entire genre