Broken Collie
@brokencollie.bsky.social
26 Years Old
Lives in New Jersey
He/Him
Pan (Male Lean)
May Contain NSFW, Minors DNI, 18+
Aspiring Stud Dog
Short Story Comedy Writer
Profile Picture by @ashenhowl.bsky.social
Lives in New Jersey
He/Him
Pan (Male Lean)
May Contain NSFW, Minors DNI, 18+
Aspiring Stud Dog
Short Story Comedy Writer
Profile Picture by @ashenhowl.bsky.social
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TW/CW: Mental Health
My sister helped me yesterday night with addressing my mental health and life going forward. I am going to get better and prioritize responsibilities and what's relevant to my life.
Due to this, I am considering taking a hiatus from social media, DMs and leisure websites.
My sister helped me yesterday night with addressing my mental health and life going forward. I am going to get better and prioritize responsibilities and what's relevant to my life.
Due to this, I am considering taking a hiatus from social media, DMs and leisure websites.
It's not a prerequisite for friendship dating or NSFW activities for me, but it seems like men who are a decade older than me or so scratch a particular itch that doesn't happen the same way with anyone else. Especially those who are confident, gentle and empathetic.
February 2, 2026 at 1:29 AM
It's not a prerequisite for friendship dating or NSFW activities for me, but it seems like men who are a decade older than me or so scratch a particular itch that doesn't happen the same way with anyone else. Especially those who are confident, gentle and empathetic.
Who wants to replace all of the snare drum sounds on all of Metallica's albums with the St. Anger snare drum sound with me?
February 2, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Who wants to replace all of the snare drum sounds on all of Metallica's albums with the St. Anger snare drum sound with me?
Learning to love myself is hard and I'm not fully there yet. But there have been noticeable improvements. I don't feel love in my soul but with enough time and healing I will feel it.
February 1, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Learning to love myself is hard and I'm not fully there yet. But there have been noticeable improvements. I don't feel love in my soul but with enough time and healing I will feel it.
I was not joking when I posted this. It sounds like a joke but I'm 100% serious. Keep in mind the Netherlands publicly declared this in the early 1990s and everyone clowned on it.
It doesn't sound so stupid now, doesn't it. The Netherlands were ahead of their time on this.
It doesn't sound so stupid now, doesn't it. The Netherlands were ahead of their time on this.
Sex is a fundamental human right.
February 1, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I was not joking when I posted this. It sounds like a joke but I'm 100% serious. Keep in mind the Netherlands publicly declared this in the early 1990s and everyone clowned on it.
It doesn't sound so stupid now, doesn't it. The Netherlands were ahead of their time on this.
It doesn't sound so stupid now, doesn't it. The Netherlands were ahead of their time on this.
You ever just waste an hour or two on Internet research that is far away from what you originally wanted to learn?
February 1, 2026 at 6:11 PM
You ever just waste an hour or two on Internet research that is far away from what you originally wanted to learn?
Moving to the sun, brb.
February 1, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Moving to the sun, brb.
I checked Google about businesses in my local area to see if they are hiring in roles relevant to my interests. I didn't find much that was immediately accessible.
On the bright side one of those websites has A LOT of writing resources so I'll at least be using those.
On the bright side one of those websites has A LOT of writing resources so I'll at least be using those.
January 31, 2026 at 10:41 PM
I checked Google about businesses in my local area to see if they are hiring in roles relevant to my interests. I didn't find much that was immediately accessible.
On the bright side one of those websites has A LOT of writing resources so I'll at least be using those.
On the bright side one of those websites has A LOT of writing resources so I'll at least be using those.
Humorous and/or Pejorative Nicknames I made up for music genres, a thread:
Indie Rock- Incel Rock
Power Metal- Far-Right Insurrectionist music
Synthpop- Technoslop
Grunge- Edgelord Rock
New York Hardcore- Toxic Masculinity Soundtrack
Hard Rock- Boomer Rock
Neo-Soul- Woke R&B
Pop- Slop Music
Indie Rock- Incel Rock
Power Metal- Far-Right Insurrectionist music
Synthpop- Technoslop
Grunge- Edgelord Rock
New York Hardcore- Toxic Masculinity Soundtrack
Hard Rock- Boomer Rock
Neo-Soul- Woke R&B
Pop- Slop Music
January 31, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Humorous and/or Pejorative Nicknames I made up for music genres, a thread:
Indie Rock- Incel Rock
Power Metal- Far-Right Insurrectionist music
Synthpop- Technoslop
Grunge- Edgelord Rock
New York Hardcore- Toxic Masculinity Soundtrack
Hard Rock- Boomer Rock
Neo-Soul- Woke R&B
Pop- Slop Music
Indie Rock- Incel Rock
Power Metal- Far-Right Insurrectionist music
Synthpop- Technoslop
Grunge- Edgelord Rock
New York Hardcore- Toxic Masculinity Soundtrack
Hard Rock- Boomer Rock
Neo-Soul- Woke R&B
Pop- Slop Music
Reposted by Broken Collie
Looking forward to more adventures like this.
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#FursuitFriday #fursuit #petsuit
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🐕: @jyno.bsky.social
#FursuitFriday #fursuit #petsuit
January 31, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Looking forward to more adventures like this.
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🐕: @jyno.bsky.social
#FursuitFriday #fursuit #petsuit
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🐕: @jyno.bsky.social
#FursuitFriday #fursuit #petsuit
Good night everyone. I hope your weekend goes well. Don't forget to break into the McDonald's slaughterhouse and free all the animals there. Also use Ronald McDonald for the recipe instead.
January 31, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Good night everyone. I hope your weekend goes well. Don't forget to break into the McDonald's slaughterhouse and free all the animals there. Also use Ronald McDonald for the recipe instead.
Going back in time to Cuba in 1962 and convincing Fidel Castro to launch a nuke on Washington D.C. so America doesn't exist anymore.
January 31, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Going back in time to Cuba in 1962 and convincing Fidel Castro to launch a nuke on Washington D.C. so America doesn't exist anymore.
How to lose your virginity:
Step 1: Have the roughest, sweatiest sex you can while listening to the Christopher Lee power metal album. Yes, that's a real album.
Step 1: Have the roughest, sweatiest sex you can while listening to the Christopher Lee power metal album. Yes, that's a real album.
January 31, 2026 at 12:41 AM
How to lose your virginity:
Step 1: Have the roughest, sweatiest sex you can while listening to the Christopher Lee power metal album. Yes, that's a real album.
Step 1: Have the roughest, sweatiest sex you can while listening to the Christopher Lee power metal album. Yes, that's a real album.
*flops into a glitchy 90s CGI void*
January 30, 2026 at 9:03 PM
*flops into a glitchy 90s CGI void*
I know not every small independent author will be receptive to this at all but if someone admitted to pirating my literature on social media, I'd give them a like.
January 30, 2026 at 3:42 PM
I know not every small independent author will be receptive to this at all but if someone admitted to pirating my literature on social media, I'd give them a like.
If there's a T-pose, why aren't there A through S poses?
January 30, 2026 at 3:20 AM
If there's a T-pose, why aren't there A through S poses?
I'm taking a bath soon. Send me something so bad, it's good for when I get back. Cheers!
January 30, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I'm taking a bath soon. Send me something so bad, it's good for when I get back. Cheers!
A term such as "willful ignorance" are two words combined that do not make sense. Willful means a decision is made based on the information given to them. Ignorance means the person does not know specific information. It's a contradictory term at the end of the day and honestly completely bullshit.
January 29, 2026 at 5:44 PM
A term such as "willful ignorance" are two words combined that do not make sense. Willful means a decision is made based on the information given to them. Ignorance means the person does not know specific information. It's a contradictory term at the end of the day and honestly completely bullshit.
Good night everyone. It's naptime.
January 29, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Good night everyone. It's naptime.
If I ever DJed at a furry con rave, it's going to get weird and chaotic. The music presented and what's considered normal in that environment, will be thrown out the window and set on fire. Where else are you going to find Katy Perry, Ornette Coleman, Woody Guthrie and Metro Boomin simultaneously?
January 29, 2026 at 5:48 AM
If I ever DJed at a furry con rave, it's going to get weird and chaotic. The music presented and what's considered normal in that environment, will be thrown out the window and set on fire. Where else are you going to find Katy Perry, Ornette Coleman, Woody Guthrie and Metro Boomin simultaneously?
feeling relaxed and ready to cum.
January 29, 2026 at 4:52 AM
feeling relaxed and ready to cum.
All Christian music records are concept albums about how much they looooooooooooooooooove Jesus.
January 29, 2026 at 2:22 AM
All Christian music records are concept albums about how much they looooooooooooooooooove Jesus.
Banging two rocks together so I can find the meaning of life.
January 28, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Banging two rocks together so I can find the meaning of life.
Journey's mascot was a beetle because Paul McCartney was a huge fan of the band. /j
January 28, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Journey's mascot was a beetle because Paul McCartney was a huge fan of the band. /j
I'm more comfortable being a music historian than being a music critic. Music historians are broader and analyze all kinds of music from every era for what they were and how they impact today. Music critics focus disproportionately on newness and require themselves to be mean.
January 28, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I'm more comfortable being a music historian than being a music critic. Music historians are broader and analyze all kinds of music from every era for what they were and how they impact today. Music critics focus disproportionately on newness and require themselves to be mean.