Broken Collie
@brokencollie.bsky.social
26 Years Old
Lives in New Jersey
He/Him
Pan (Male Lean)
May Contain NSFW, Minors DNI, 18+
Aspiring Stud Dog
Short Story Comedy Writer
Profile Picture by @tazzthewolf.bsky.social
Lives in New Jersey
He/Him
Pan (Male Lean)
May Contain NSFW, Minors DNI, 18+
Aspiring Stud Dog
Short Story Comedy Writer
Profile Picture by @tazzthewolf.bsky.social
Given everything right now, I wouldn’t be surprised if Dr. Pepper is actually made a real medical doctor.
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Given everything right now, I wouldn’t be surprised if Dr. Pepper is actually made a real medical doctor.
The future of media is physical.
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The future of media is physical.
When Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine is doing a song for Final Fantasy XIV, it’s time to abolish capitalism.
December 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
When Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine is doing a song for Final Fantasy XIV, it’s time to abolish capitalism.
Plankton was right about what he saw fun as.
F is for fire that burns down the whole town.
U is for uranium…bombs.
N is for no survivors.
F is for fire that burns down the whole town.
U is for uranium…bombs.
N is for no survivors.
December 5, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Plankton was right about what he saw fun as.
F is for fire that burns down the whole town.
U is for uranium…bombs.
N is for no survivors.
F is for fire that burns down the whole town.
U is for uranium…bombs.
N is for no survivors.
I really need to go to bed now. Good night!
a kitten is laying on a bed with its eyes closed and the words goodnight rake written above it .
ALT: a kitten is laying on a bed with its eyes closed and the words goodnight rake written above it .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I really need to go to bed now. Good night!
Why is Mr. Krabs in the Shawshank Redemption?
December 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Why is Mr. Krabs in the Shawshank Redemption?
Math is not true. Please do not argue with me about this.
December 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Math is not true. Please do not argue with me about this.
Bob: I am slightly offended by this.
Me: FUCK! I need to perform the dogeza and resign from my job and public life in order to make amends!
Me: FUCK! I need to perform the dogeza and resign from my job and public life in order to make amends!
December 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Bob: I am slightly offended by this.
Me: FUCK! I need to perform the dogeza and resign from my job and public life in order to make amends!
Me: FUCK! I need to perform the dogeza and resign from my job and public life in order to make amends!
Oh boy, Russia sure does love Pizza Hut! I sure hope there’s no global crisis that causes the chain to close its doors there.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=fgm1...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=fgm1...
Pizza Hut Gorbachev TV Spot Commercial :60 International version
YouTube video by Tom Darbyshire
m.youtube.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Oh boy, Russia sure does love Pizza Hut! I sure hope there’s no global crisis that causes the chain to close its doors there.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=fgm1...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=fgm1...
The most unrealistic thing about “A Christmas Carol” by Charles Dickens is that a rich cunt sees the error of his ways.
#EatTheRich
#FuckCharlesDickens
#FuckChristmas
#AbolishChristmas
#EatTheRich
#FuckCharlesDickens
#FuckChristmas
#AbolishChristmas
December 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
The most unrealistic thing about “A Christmas Carol” by Charles Dickens is that a rich cunt sees the error of his ways.
#EatTheRich
#FuckCharlesDickens
#FuckChristmas
#AbolishChristmas
#EatTheRich
#FuckCharlesDickens
#FuckChristmas
#AbolishChristmas
I’m comfortable enough now to binge watch the entire Crash Course history series (and similar topics) on YouTube. A year ago I would not have dared to due to my anxiety about this topic especially when it’s related to current events.
December 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I’m comfortable enough now to binge watch the entire Crash Course history series (and similar topics) on YouTube. A year ago I would not have dared to due to my anxiety about this topic especially when it’s related to current events.
What would Blackbeard’s take be on online piracy?
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
What would Blackbeard’s take be on online piracy?
Reposted by Broken Collie
Anyone else notice that a bunch of people are reskeeting their posts on here.
It’s like we’re saying, “I’m bring more attention to this post that I made, how generous of me.”
It’s like we’re saying, “I’m bring more attention to this post that I made, how generous of me.”
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Anyone else notice that a bunch of people are reskeeting their posts on here.
It’s like we’re saying, “I’m bring more attention to this post that I made, how generous of me.”
It’s like we’re saying, “I’m bring more attention to this post that I made, how generous of me.”
Anyone else notice that a bunch of people are reskeeting their posts on here.
It’s like we’re saying, “I’m bring more attention to this post that I made, how generous of me.”
It’s like we’re saying, “I’m bring more attention to this post that I made, how generous of me.”
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Anyone else notice that a bunch of people are reskeeting their posts on here.
It’s like we’re saying, “I’m bring more attention to this post that I made, how generous of me.”
It’s like we’re saying, “I’m bring more attention to this post that I made, how generous of me.”
Are wii ever okay?
December 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Are wii ever okay?
Things I learned this year:
-All religions are cults
-The United Nations is a U.S. controlled fascist puppet and has been so since 1945
-The downfall of the Soviet Union allowed capitalism to run rampant throughout the world with no checks to its power
-Machines and Technology make the world worse
-All religions are cults
-The United Nations is a U.S. controlled fascist puppet and has been so since 1945
-The downfall of the Soviet Union allowed capitalism to run rampant throughout the world with no checks to its power
-Machines and Technology make the world worse
December 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Things I learned this year:
-All religions are cults
-The United Nations is a U.S. controlled fascist puppet and has been so since 1945
-The downfall of the Soviet Union allowed capitalism to run rampant throughout the world with no checks to its power
-Machines and Technology make the world worse
-All religions are cults
-The United Nations is a U.S. controlled fascist puppet and has been so since 1945
-The downfall of the Soviet Union allowed capitalism to run rampant throughout the world with no checks to its power
-Machines and Technology make the world worse
History is just so dumb but I love it.
December 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
History is just so dumb but I love it.
Was the Bible ever cool to begin with?
December 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Was the Bible ever cool to begin with?
So…I think I got kicked out of a furry streamer’s Discord server I frequent because I responded to him listening to Drake more than Kendrick Lamar on his Spotify Wrapped with “my condolences.”
It’s a sillier statement yes, but I’m guessing he didn’t take it well.
How is your day going?
It’s a sillier statement yes, but I’m guessing he didn’t take it well.
How is your day going?
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
So…I think I got kicked out of a furry streamer’s Discord server I frequent because I responded to him listening to Drake more than Kendrick Lamar on his Spotify Wrapped with “my condolences.”
It’s a sillier statement yes, but I’m guessing he didn’t take it well.
How is your day going?
It’s a sillier statement yes, but I’m guessing he didn’t take it well.
How is your day going?
Earlier today I got a call from the United States. I didn’t answer it but considering how things are going, ICE is probably after me because my last name is not European enough for them to be comfortable with.
December 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Earlier today I got a call from the United States. I didn’t answer it but considering how things are going, ICE is probably after me because my last name is not European enough for them to be comfortable with.
Good night everyone. I hope that all the animals in the world become your friend so that you feel loved again.
December 3, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Good night everyone. I hope that all the animals in the world become your friend so that you feel loved again.
I am reaching conspiracy theorist levels of insanity and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem!
December 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I am reaching conspiracy theorist levels of insanity and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem!
They’re getting dogs into gambling addiction too?
December 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
They’re getting dogs into gambling addiction too?