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Bryan Blessed
@bryb.bsky.social
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Lapsed Glaswegian / born again Berliner. "Historic beard ride" ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ The Observer "Something for the dads" ⭐ ⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ People's Friend "Windows Vista® compatible" ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Pravda https://mixcloud.com/BryanBlessed
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 2m
"I asked AI to plan my dream summer holiday. Here's how it turned out", says this headline. The end of Planet of the Apes but the Statue of Liberty is Captain Sir Major Tom.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 5m
OPINION COLUMN CUNTS. You don't get to agree that *something* needs to be done to oppose the rise of white nationalist fascism but, whilst not doing *anything* yourself, get to criticise the manner in which people who are doing *something* are doing *something*.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 3h
At this point they should running a refer a friend scheme.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 3h
Happy Sunday!
PERFECT Bloody Marys.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 4h
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
A big flatbed car or van retrieval vehicle with a hot rod mobility scooter on the back on some grim-looking estate somewhere in the UK.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 4h
Elbow-skin clad sin against god, Nigel Farage is "STUNNED" to hear of Russian bribes apparently making their way to the upper reaches of his sharty party. Traitors lady is STUNNED (rather than flabbergasted) Traitors diving boy is cynical.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 5h
if you see this, quote your favorite pokemon!

(wrong answers only)
Arsemnkee (a moderately powerful Gen. 2 shite Pokémon).
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 16h
Just a coupla furry lads.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 18h
I was hoping it would be a bit more Saved by the Bell tbqhwy.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 19h
I always wanted a Braun AW10 watch but it looks daft on my massive big wrists.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 19h
Aw! Hi gang!
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 19h
I was thinking heroin and someone to cuddle.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 19h
That's a beaut. I love the later silvery white and black one too - the very Dieter Rams.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 19h
I will never be in a mental space where I could watch that.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 20h
Blessing your #Caturday timeline with der Kleine Prinz, Bertie.
Bertie the cat reclining on the couch.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 21h
Here are my opinions on two of the big Bluesky chat topics today:
1. Good; and
2. If the availability of vegan tampons is chief among your concerns today, you are truly living a blessed life, so cheer the fuck up.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 1d
"Hey Google, explain French politics in terms an idiot like me can understand..."
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 1d
Lots of new people today.

That's nice.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 1d
Depending on who was blocking the urinal, I could be cool with him going through the back of the lad's head, so it's fine.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 1d
Same energy.
Just a couple of lads.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 1d
I always imagine the Days of Thunder pitch must have pretty much been:
"Hey, fellow Hollywood guys. I've had an idea... You know Top Gun? Well, what if we did that again, but in cars and shite?"
#TotP
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 1d
He won't feel the benefit etc.
#TotP
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 1d
You'll perhaps be thrilled to hear that the late ODB's son is also a rapper and goes by the name Young Dirty Bastard.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 2d
Glad you got your gnashers sorted out.
FWIW, I had private dental care paid for by my firm in the UK so always went for the expensive fixes but when I first went to a dentist here they were basically like, "WHO DID THIS TO YOU?!"
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 2d
Am I to understand from this that your new dentist is based on the Fair Isle?
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